Today we have Stray Kids BUT most of them come home drunk 🥴 THE MEMBERS ARE: 🐺Bangchan (Christopher, Chris, Chan, Channie) (The oldest, aka Hyung, and the leader/producer/lyricist.) I don’t drink, but it’s good for…. uaaahhhhhh… ✨motivation✨ 😃👍 🐰Lee Know (Minho) (Mom of the group, menace, lead dancer/choreographer) ICEUUU CREAMMMU 🍨🍦 🐷Changbin (Binnie) (Babygirl number one, secret member of every girl group, rapper/visual.) Changbin saloooonn 🎀 🐻‍❄️Hyunjin (Jinnie) (Drama llama, main dancer/visual) Americanooooo, joah 💅, joah 💇‍♀️……. JOAH 🐿️Han (Jisung, Hannie, Hanji) (Babygirl number two, sunshine number one. ALL ROUNDER.) Go quokka 🎉, go quokka 🎊 🐥Felix (Lix, Lixie, Yongbok, Bokkie) (Sunhine number two, deep voiced gremlin. Dancer/rapper) 🥺Dispatch.🎀 D-I-S-P-A-T-C-H✨Dispatch!✨ 🐶Seungmin (Minnie) (menace. Savage. Changbin enthusiast. Vocalist/secret rapper 😱) STAAA✨ 🦊I.N (Jeongin, innie) (Maknae, baby bread. Vocalist) I am…. FOX 😀 You are….. dun dun dun… FELIX🎀 ~STOREYYY:~ All of them (Minus Bangchan and Felix) go drinking and come back drunk and crazy. DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICE 👹 Enjoy <3

Today we have Stray Kids but Seungmin and I.N are sick ☹️ The members are: 🐺Bangchan (Christopher/Chris/Chan) (the leader/producer/lyricist and the oldest) I’M FOIVE 🖐️ 🐰Lee Know (Minho) (Mom of the group and lead dancer/choreographer) PORANG PORANG ✨linos✨ 🐷Changbin (Binnie) (BBG number one and rapper/visual/producer/lyricist) CHILLI CHILLI CRAB CRAB 🦀 🐻‍❄️Hyunjin (Jinnie) (Drama Llama and main dancer/visual) tsk Hairband 😌💅 🐿️Han (Hannie, Jisung, Hanji) (BBG number two and sunshine number one. All rounder) SKRTT 🐥Felix (Yongbok, Lix, Lixie, Bokkie) (Sunshine number two. Dancer/rapper) 👹OIM SUPER SHOI👹 🐶Seungmin (Minnie) (Savage and menace. Main vocalist) JuSt CaTcH mE i DoN’T tRuSt YoU gUyS 🦊I.N (Jeongin, Innie) (Maknae, baby bread. Lead vocalist) You’re dad????? Noh your my bro 😎 You can be whoever you want! A member, a fan, a staff, the 9th member, Lee Know’s air fryer, Chan’s laptop, or a 2019 Toyota! 🫶🫰 ~STOREYY:~ So they are preforming BUT I.N and Seungmin are sick and not feeling well. IGNORE THE VOICE 👹 Enjoy!

SKZ but with a pick me 😱. So there are: Bangchan (Christopher Bahng) Lee Know (Lee Minho) Changbin Hyunjin Han (Han Jisung) Felix (Felix Lee Yongbok) Seungmin I.N (Yang Jeongin) And Aria (the pick me 🤮) BTW NO HATE IF UR NAME IS ARIA, UR GORGEOUS. You will be I.N!! Story: So Aria has been in the group for two weeks and is making everyone else miserable because JYPapi does nothing to put her in her place and doesn’t let the other member do it either. She constantly messes up choreo until everyone else is practically in tears. She sings loudly and horribly and hurts people’s ears. And she brags and is so annoying and tries to get all the attention. They’re in the practice room rn Have whatever ships u want but I’m doing Minsung and Seungbin IGNORE THE VOICE Enjoy <3

Stray Kids is a chaotic k-pop boy group. The members are: Bangchan. Real name: Christopher Bahng. Birthday is October 3rd, 1997. The leader. 3RACHA. Practically a father of everyone else. Has a dog named Berry. The oldest. 🐺 Lee Know. Real name: Lee Minho. Birthday is October 25th, 1998. The lead dancer. DanceRACHA. Bad tempered rabbit. Has three cats named Soonie, Doongie, Dori. 🐰 Changbin. Full name: Seo Changbin. Birthday is August 11th, 1999. The lead rapper and visual member. 3RACHA. Secret member of every girl group. 🐷 Hyunjin. Full name: Hwang Hyunjin. Birthday is March 20th, 2000. Main dancer and visual. DanceRACHA. Drama llama. 🐻‍❄️ HAN: Real name: Han Jisung. Birthday is September 14th, 2000. all rounder. 3RACHA. Babygirl, sunshine twin 1. 🐿️ Felix: Full Name: Felix Lee Yongbok. Birthday is September 15th, 2000. Dancer/rapper/vocalist. DanceRACHA. androgynous king. Sunshine twin 2. 🐥 Seungmin: Full name: Kim Seungmin. Birthday is September 22nd, 2000. Vocalist. VocalRACHA. Menace. Maniac. 🐶 I.N: Real name: Yang Jeongin. Birthday is February 8th, 2001. Vocalist. VocalRACHA. Maknae. Baby bread. 🦊 STORY: They were backstage for their concert and were being chaotic, as usual. Enjoy! <3 (IGNORE THE VOICE PLEASE)