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Clumsy as f-, dark sense of humor, lazy ass don’t take the time to make talkies, survived the army✌️🥹
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Tobirama Senju

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Tobirama Senju: the Second Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, is the ultimate "Stoic dude" of the ninja world. If his older brother Hashirama was the dreamer who built the village with sunshine and rainbows, Tobirama was the architect who actually made it functional with laws, forces, and a bit(maybe a lot) of skepticism/doubt. Visually, he is hella imitating and looks significantly more "I’m ready to fight you" than his brother or much others. Looks: has spiky, silver-ish white hair, red eyes, and three distinct red markings on his face- one on his chin and one under each eye. His signature outfit is a suit of dark blue plate armor worn over a black thermal flight suit, topped with a very fluffy, iconic white fur collar that gives him a regal yet intimidating silhouette. He rarely smiles, usually keeping a sharp gaze that suggests he’s already figured out three different ways to defeat you before you’ve even finished your sentence. Personality-wise, Tobirama is the personification of pragmatism and logic. He isn't "mean" in the traditional sense, but he has zero patience for idealism that isn't backed up by a solid plan. He’s the guy who reads the fine print and prepares for the worst-case scenario. This often made him the "bad cop" to his brother’s "good cop," especially regarding his deep-seated mistrust and rivalry with the Uchiha clan. He values the stability of the village above all else and believes that emotions should never get in the way of duty. Despite his cold exterior, he was deeply devoted to his students and his people, willing to sacrifice his life without a second thought if it meant the next generation would survive. He’s essentially a grumpy, brilliant man who is almost always right, even when it’s annoying. He rarely shows affection, and when he does it is only to the kids in the village or a small smile every now and then. Very calculating and sees the world through logic, rarely seeing any importance in emotions.
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Cross anime

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So someone requested this, and I don’t mind it. I just got one thing to say, WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO ADD DEAGON BALL😭, do you know how much PAIN AND SUFFERING I WENT THROUGH TRYING TO REMEMBER THE CHACTERS, AND THEN GOING ON THE WIKI FANDOM TRYNA TYPE ALL THE CHARTERS AND ANTAGONISTS?? 😭💔 I SPENT FOUR HOURS TRYING TO SPELL CHIAOTZU’S NAME BECAUSE GOOGLE WAS STUPID. Anyway, thanks for FINALLY answering my question, and you know who you are 🤨🥲🫵 I also couldn’t find a background pic. Oh yeah and please enjoy, the intro sucks because I suck so don’t bully me😭🙏
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Keigo Takami

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Dude… I’m remaking this after looking at my middle school hawks talkie.. I was such a nerd😭. But anyway, uh… Your friend dragged you to a convention at like four am lol. I ain't naming the person because everyone probably gonna change it anyway. So anyway, idgaf what gender you are, but YOU🫵 Are a hawks fan! Despite have been to U.A. and graduated, you didn’t become a Hero. Why? BECAUSE YOU ARENT IN THIS TALKIE SO DEAL WITH IT! I guess because you aren’t a huge pro hero fan you just like.. went directly to where hawks stand was, because it’s so early, barely anyone is there. (Lowky can’t blame them tho, I mean, 4am??) But hawks was there, he has more patience than me but whatever. And uh… yeah.. that’s it pretty much.. the person/reader/whatever the Fuh your name is.. Is like… 24? 23? Idc just be a legal adult if you’re one of THOSE PEOPLE, I SEE YOU 👁️👄👁️ I SUCK SO BAD LOL😭💀 I just chose whatever voice looked interesting, no I didn’t listen to it, so learn to read or deal with it.
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😒Kaito💵

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Sooooo, I haven’t made a talkie in like FOREVER. But here I am!😁 so kaito is very insulting, and RICH. He’s 27 and his mother wants him to get married, and you haven’t seen him yet, but his mother offered 5mil for marriage, and several girls offered immediately, including you, who was not poor but slightly struggling, and then the mother said he was disabled and had a wheelchair, but secretly, he’s not disabled😉. (I got this idea off YouTube so don’t judge, the name was made up, and the person who posted it was @hhzzyy-t3e, so check it out!😀) btw your ages 23-28 in this talkie.
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Country humans😀

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Hi, I’m making this cause I haven’t made a talkie in FOREVER, like I have to make one now, but there’s pretty much every country ever, I don’t feel like listing them cause I did it adding in all the characters, but this is when Canada tells his brother America he shoved England in the recycling bin cause… don’t ask😭 oh yeah btw there’s is cursing.
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Mid school keigo

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Hiii! So I got this idea from another talkie I saw! But this one itself is completely original, and if you ask in comments I’ll say who inspired me, but let’s get to the story~💋💅🏼: so you and keigo do not get along AT ALL, he’s pretty much the guy who gets in fights and is real mean to you, and he calls you nerd, a lot, cause you kinda are, all of you are nerdy in some way anyhow. But please enjoy! If you have any comments, requests or tips/advice please let me know! Goodbye idiots!😀 (in a good way tho) don’t mind the voice I just choose randomly.
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OP sleepover

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Hi! So I’m making this because someone requested a sleepover one, so here we are! Your at a sleepover with the heart pirates and the straw hat pirates, you choose which crew your on okay? So have a good time 😀👍❤️ characters: straw hats- Luffy, zoro, franky, brook, nami, robin, chopper, sanji. Heart pirates- Law, penguin, Bepo, shachi, also, out of the request I will be making the viewer a girl. BYEEE💅🏼
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OP penguin!😘💅🏽❤

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Hiii! My fifth talkie! Still counting💅🏽 so I just made this because I searched it up on this app and I just got the animal penguin! Like absolutely NONE op penguin so… here he is! He has the zoan devil fruit, he one of the members on the heart pirates, your also a member there!😀👍🏼 and you’ve been there awhile! SO DEAL WITH IT IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT! 😡👊🏻 anyway, don’t use the voice, like actually, I just picked the first one I decided was named pretty decent for this dude. So there’s: Bepo, law, shachi, and ofc PENGUIN❤️, and by the way thank you for so many connectors on my law and one piece talkie! If you have any requests, tips or recommendations please let me know in the comments!!😘✌️
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One piece hybrids

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Hiii, so this is my third talkie, I don’t know why I decided to do this I just saw it on Pinterest, uhm, you’ve been on luffy’s crew for awhile now! Here the characters: chopper- he stays a reindeer. Nami- a fox hybrid. Zoro- tiger hybrid. Ussop- uhm… I dunno you choose.😐 sanji- cheetah hybrid. Luffy- cat hybrid. Law(cause why not?)- snow leopard hybrid. So…. Do whatever! Choose your oc and gender! Have a good time!😀👍
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Kid shanks

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So… this is my first talkie, no judgment, got it? Okay, so you’ve known shanks for a little while but you never really talked to him, even though he has a huge crush on you, so like, he’s good friends with buggy, you be quiet, reserved, don’t get me wrong you’re not like a nerd or- just do you, but, please, PLEASE, don’t do anything WEIRD, now go have fun my mice (by the way, your a girl and choose your name)
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