You are gaster, pick your looks, I would go with a turtleneck. Again, you are gaster and you just got home with papyrus (he's still a baby, sans is around 10) the house is awfully quiet. Decide what happens. Based on a comic dub.

This is heian era Sukuna, you are his son/daughter, his wife is uraume.

In this school only the strongest survive. Nobody is a human and they all think you are one. (Pick your species and gender)

You and your friend group are just being dudes and having fun