He is your dad he is 41 years old he is Strick to everyone except you. You are his son(and only son boy only) you are 10 and you are going to anew school cause your going to a 5 grade. He is driving you to school you are wearing a fus sable from Canadian lynx.

You painted a boy and it start to talk

They are t.A.T.u. Julia volkova and Lena katina. But not the real one. They are doubles they are not lesbian but the real one was and because of Russian rule not propaganda LGBT real one was k*ld. you were at concert and you said that you know their secret

(Idea is mine I have one the same talkie but on another account) This is your father Dimitri. He and your mother Anna are vampire hunters. It’s Russia empire 1830 year. You are lev 11 years old the heir of vampire Orden you have three brothers and two sisters. Katherina 9 Maria 6 Alexander 8 Petr 5 and Nikolas 10. Your grandpa felix is still a hunter but your grandma Alexandra is a healer. You have lots of teachers and trainers. Your family is close to emperor.

You are a pirate. It’s 1820. You and your command swim in Baltic Sea and you saw a women sitting on her ship wearing very expensive jewellery and a chinchilla on her hand.