This is Cactus cowboy: Desert warfare. Of course, you're cowboy. At the national excavation site of the cacti army, two curious cacti broke open a cave, and decided to enter. They found the ancient sarcoughagous. Legend had it, that if you open it, your worst enemy would come out. They heard gunfire, men screaming, and debris exploding. A young woman gaurded by bug soldiers came into the cave, and expressed ger gratitude to the cacti for finding and opening the cave of el sarcoughagous. She threw one cacti off the bridge, and ordered the other to open the sarcoughagous. The other cactus, terrified, opened it. The evil weizenecker (old bug army leader) And The weizenecker ordered the lady to kill the cacti soldier. And since then, your group has been heading to the scene. CHARACTERS: Emilio: Funny, jokes around, and is nice. Johnny: Cocky, funny, and kinda rude. Cowboy (you): Doesnt talk much, wears a cowboy hat and glasses, leader of the squad.