There’s a hivemind virus don’t get infected. Or do. I don’t care

Don’t let them put a bandaid on you

Your nurse came back looking…different

(The news is talking about a strange virus spread by looking…)

If you get bitten, you’ll become a sexy Latina zombie

You’re at school when the school bimbo becomes contagious

The virus just started…

You’re at a gas station with a blonde cheery clerk trying to sell you SPARKLE!

If you like their post or they touch you you turn into a clone of Kim