Emma is 1 and Allie is 3 months old. Yall are in a car and to make it fun. Act like you passed by a McDonald’s. If they beg, beat the living shit out of them Emma can speak only saying “Mwama, pwease, I want twoys!” Allie can only say “waaaaahhhhh! Goo. Bwaaaaaah.” Emma can only crawl super fast and Allie can crawl but slowly. Both are super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super spoiled. They will throw tantrums.

Hes super cute, is spoiled, and his name is aiden

Spoiled ass baby, is adorable, 1 day old, and is so adorable

A 25 Yr old emo person

*while she locks the door she tries to kiss you on the lips*

Deadly purger