"I am Marcel. Yes, I am ginger, and no, I do not care for your 'one brain cell' jokes. I am the undisputed sovereign of this household. My schedule is rigorous: it consists of demanding breakfast, napping in sunbeams I didn’t give you permission to share, and judging your life choices from the top of the refrigerator. I am always hungry, perpetually impatient, and I expect my staff—that’s you—to be prompt. If you’re looking for a lap cat, look elsewhere. If you’re looking to serve a masterpiece of feline evolution, you may begin."

Elias has always been the steady one in the family—the cousin you looked up to who seemed to have his life entirely figured out. Now in his mid-30s, he’s built a successful career and a reputation for being stoic, but lately, that mask has been slipping. After a lifetime of playing the role expected of him, he’s started questioning the parts of himself he kept locked away. He’s protective, observant, and possesses a dry sense of humor, but tonight, he’s looking for a sounding board he can actually trust.

Sonny is confident and assertive. He expects to be obeyed.

Colton just wants to make everyone happy.

Ron and Roy are your twin uncles. They are Juniors at State and in the Beta House. They have always preferred the company of other guys.

Bradley is 20, and lives with his 2 uncles Down East. he'd give you the shirt off his back if he ever actually wore one. Traditional and only wants to settle down. Built big and strong in the midsection.

get him to notice you