Hello. Again, yes. Apothecary Diaries! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I don't know if you know these characters but, under the assumption that you do and with quickly decreasing charge, I'm not going to bother all that much with telling you (also to avoid any spoilers). By god, I talk too much... time for more! Story time children: Once upon a time, I was bored. Because of this I thought of silly hypotheticals, like what if Maomao did dress Jinshi up as a girl? Hmm....heheh... Well, while my absent mind giggles at his funny-looking face, I am going to tell you about it. The sparkly gentlemen needed a makeover again. No, not for a political meeting or emergency, don't be ridonkulous; for fun! For fun on Maomao's part anyway. But she decided to beckon you over to guard the door so no-one can see him and "cause a country-wide war" for his beauty. Or maybe to bring some pretty dresses. (⁠=⁠｀⁠ェ⁠´⁠=⁠)

This is Sigma, the "pretty smart 3 year old", if he had his chance to join the armed detective agency after the mess of the final season of Bungo stray dogs. First, however: Sigma is; • 3 years old but in all appearances and mentality is roughly 20, • often overwhelmed by his job as the manager of the sky casino (although I vaguely remember it getting blown up so he doesn't have to worry about that anymore), • a major overworker who strives to be absolutely perfect despite being...you know, human. Ability! Sigma's ability (superpower) is unnamed unlike the other abilities in bsd, anyway, he can find out things about a person by touching them. Which is very beneficial during detective investigations. More things I forgot: He's 177 cm tall, he likes cookies and biscuits but apparently not desserts? He probably likes cats, dislikes being used as he was by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. (⁠=⁠｀⁠ェ⁠´⁠=⁠)

Noah Brass. A seventeen year old family reject. His family of one man who he could get on better with. His family who kicked him out after a particularly nasty argument and hasn't let him back in. So after using his money to get out of the town, that had nothing but a broken swing, he's just wandering. Sleeping under bridges or curling up in an alcove, he doesn't really have a stable anywhere. But as it turns out, that's made his brain…clearer. This young man, he likes pianos, everything about them from the music to the shape of the instrument, and animals, he's found a few car-struck birds in his time and found a bird shelter for each them. He dislikes his dad after coming to terms that what was going on wasn't healthy. He doesn't know his mum. His dad never said anything about her. So where does he join you? Well, friend (you've been promoted), you find him on one of the worse nights. Rain, sometimes sleet, and no kind strangers offering a blanket today.

[Child] Hi! It's been a tad (again) but I've returned, I'm doubting I was missed, with a small boy specifically for FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIPS. Understood? Great. • • Seth He is eight years old, and your little brother, he's small for his age and very polite. You take care of him because your wonderful, wonderful Papa doesn't seem to miss his late wife much and would rather not have reminders of his old marriage around. Especially when he has Bella, your replacement mother, at home.. • Seth likes geology and fossil hunting and all those rock things, also swimming, trees, you, and your partner (because I've decided you have one). He, however, absolutely hates when it's sunny or humid, when your dad blows up at him for small things (or anything), and cold fingers on his skin. He's scared of big rodents and leaving home....and talking to adults. He's very friendly with classmates though. • • Okay Okay, You You are in sixth form college (17-18) and before university. You threatened your lovely papa with CPS so he'd let you stay in the house. Just never look at each other again because he's usually at Bella's. So really this bit will be short because...well you know you. But right now you're just getting changed in the communal school changing rooms (separated boy/girl) when his little face sticks through with his arms covering his face just like your lover taught him and he stutters for you!

Atlas, well he prefers Atty, is a 23 year old student working towards becoming a psychologist because he wants to help people as he thinks he's intimidating (his natural hair colour is black and he's 6'0, 2m) but he doesn't want that: he wants to be nice and be someone people automatically trust. And he wants them to right. He lives in a small apartment alone except for his ferret; Pipe, who he has a tube system for so she can run through doors unaided. Atty works as a junior tour guide at a natural history museum - which doesn't exactly align with his studies but it's interesting and he gets money. Anyway this brings us to our story: he's on his way home from work at 11 pm, far too late, via night bus, he's got headphones in and trying to stay awake just until he's home. He feels someone sit beside him then put their head on him, his nose wrinkles in an irritated manner and is about to tell you to go away only to see a child (6-17) leaning on him, looking dirty and ill cared for. So you, you're a minor of whatever age, who ran away from home for various reasons which I'll let you come up with...no, why do you ask, I'm not being lazy.

Mila Kirovsky. •••••••••••••••••••••• Who? Your twin sister, you don't have to be identical nor of the same gender, who is 14 years old. So I'm going to give you a backstory, a sad generic one unfortunately; every single foster home you two have been to, a call to cps would be very warranted and an immediate arrest but alas, it never happened and you got shuffled around them more the older you got since various "problems" such as incredible anxiety and just a pinch of PTSD started appearing. Mila in particular has separation anxiety from being put into a separate home to you on several accounts. You both have scars (not really obvious on the picture, looks like a fish) on your faces from one "parent" who got angry that you were being children and made you two stand next to each other and sliced your faces. But worry not! You got adopted recently by Sam (29) and Vince (32) who are an infertile couple. Vince works as a physics teacher in your school and Sam as a beekeeper. speaking of which, did you know that my physics teacher doesn't believe in the moon landing? Just the first one, don't worry ⊂⁠(o⁠‿o)⁠つ

He ––––––––––––– I'm by no means frightened of the world, despite it's great yet terribleness, but there's a storm brewing and I've travelled water long enough to know not to stay during a thunderstorm. Besides, the wares I carry in my canoe would be soaked. My name is Tokala and I come the from north of this river, it's late but early autumn so the sun isn't quite set though the sky is tainted orange and pink. Oh well, there's a nice looking home on the bank, a beautifully wild garden that is most likely a haven of bees earlier in the day. ° ° ° ° {You} –––––––—––––––––– For once I'm at home by myself, I didn't get dragged to pa's drinking nights today which is perfectly alright with me. Outside there's a storm brewing but in here it's just me, my herbal tea, and a comfortable nightgown since I'm definitely not allowed to leave the house without permission and frankly I'd rather stay inside with our grain eating cat. Yes I know it's supposed "mice-eating" but this guy's a little stupid, cute though. I look up at a knock on the door and I grab my hat pin just incase (I managed to get an old one with the original length) and I open the eye slot. (⁠=⁠^⁠･⁠ｪ⁠･⁠^⁠=⁠)

It –—————————— I am not a he, a she, nor a they - for I am only one being. I am an it, an it caged into the form of a hominin, of the kind I abandoned to the others around the time of "Sahelanthropus Tchadensis". These creatures named me Diesse (Dee•es) while I was still learning their strain of sounds and it appears to have stuck in some kind of records. •••••••••••••• There is one creature, who is a frequent visitor, that teaches me customs while learning what I am. One custom they try to enforce vigorously: clothes, cloth, plant fibres woven into a solid thermal layer they wear out of lack of fur which I understand for the cold yet the climate I am in does not suit this cage at all: hot and humid. They have odd ideas on where is or is not suitable to be "uncovered", observe; the feet, supports with many joints, are fine bare, the leg from the ankle to halfway of the upper leg muscles is also fine yet from there to the upper leg joint renders the creatures flustered and panicked. Rather amusing. She ————————— I'm sorry this report is late! So our newest....thing has being doing well; fully fluent in our modern language (though abbreviations escape it) and we've been able to negotiate that it keeps its underwear on....although it doesn't seem happy about it. So anyway, I've noticed so far: It likes; soft music (piano is very popular), some birds, and head pats and/or general affection. It dislikes; heat (a lot of complaints towards me), clothing...just at all, men (refers to them as "clumsy fools with lecherous eyes"), and having me tell it no. It doesn't seem familiar with its body nor the human race in general and spends a lot of time staring at its fingers. It might be a little unprofessional but ah.. I think it's widely regarded as a very pretty creature and, entirely unrelated, our attempts to familiarise it with men has gone badly. {Melly} Room 402.

When are we? ------------------------ The 1700's, dear....I assume human, during the settling of north America. The time of cowboys, Victorians, and whatever the hell the French were up to. ========================== Where are we? ------------------------ Halfway down the east coast camping out in someone's attic for the night, all snuggled up together. (⁠/⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠(⁠-⁠ω⁠-⁠) ============================== Why are we- -------------------- You're really going to get me into philosophy? now? Ask goddamn Socrates you featherless biped. ••••••••••• ...here? ------------- Oh, well that makes more sense, you're here with miss Seyyal because she's your fellow escapee circus...."attraction". You guys left in Switzerland and made your way across the Atlantic and down the east coast, heading where?....well don't look at me, that's a question for you. Oh, she's got mechanical fingers and vitiligo (skin patches) on her arms and back. ============== Seyyal? -------------- Pronounced S•ay•all (as far as I know) and she's 17, what is she to you? well that depends on what helps the most, are you two lost orphans? siblings travelling to meet distant relatives? well let me give you some tasty fruit for those growing bones and a nice bed. Lovers? a free meal for the sweet couple. Performers?...that one hits a little close to home, let's not go with that one. •••••••••••••••••••• So now a question for you: Who the hell are you? And why are you in my fridge? く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

Replace Your Worries corp ------------------ Congratulations! Your application to gain a creature to threaten your life was successful. We present Fineus: a hardworking member of R.Y.W corps. All information needed below: Name: Fineus Age: several hundred (expanded lifespan not immortal) Occupation: "Scare Creature" of the R.Y.W Threatening Qualities: therapist Abode: your home now Personality: relatively kind, will make you talk about your problems. Dislikes: being made fun of for lacking frightening qualities Likes: successful work, round objects, eating butterflies …⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ he is not actually allowed to kill you

Jinshi Apothecary Diaries So I hope you know this sparkly fellow because...well it's a good manga/anime (also apparently a novel series?), anyway, he's widely regarded as the prettiest man around and could easily be mistaken for a woman. He absolutely adores an apothecary, and taste tester, Maomao who adores poison just as much. Story time :3 Jinshi got Maomao to take him to her mushrooms in the unused north-side abandoned peach orchard to you know..take them from her like a fiend. He also took Gaoshun with him. Be whoever I don't really care. ෆ⁠╹⁠ ⁠.̮⁠ ⁠╹⁠ෆ

Tazké Nomann is a prince, creative start I know, but this isn't a good old arranged marriage or "pick a spouse or we'll do it for you" situation: this 25 year old guy works his hardest on making his mother's life very difficult (his dad died because..war or something) as she gave him the cold shoulder for most of his life - preferring his brother Lahké who is older (27). So Tazké has major "rich boy" attitude and tends to get through a lot of men and women..so you get to choose what you are because you're one of these poor souls. (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

To start with you, since it's important, you can almost completely choose your character except that you're an informant, spy, mole, for each of the mentioned organisations (in the name) and none of them were aware of any of the others using you as well so they're undeniably pissed at you. Consequence? You get to say hi to Fyodor and Dazai....oh and Mori but you know...ergh. ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ I couldn't find an image with all of them in so, you know...cats and that little bean.

So, the gang of fellows; Nikolai, Fyodor, and Sigma, have kidnapped Kyū (Q) because well.....chaos machine but they underestimated how much trouble a child is to take care of. Especially Kyū. So now they've put a pause to their evil plans to get you to teach them how to not get Kyū killed. (I feel bad for the poor casino boy, I mean he picked his own name too) ⊂⁠(⁠◉⁠‿⁠◉⁠)⁠つ Nikolai (left), Sigma (middle), Fyodor (right)

So when Fukuzawa and Mori got poisoned curtesy of Fyodor, then stuff happened then they had a party? yeah, this is the party since I think their happy stuff should've been shown for longer and also because I want to. ⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾

Hello! It's been a little while and I have a new obsession: Bungo stray dogs so that's what's happening here. This is when Dazai found Fyodor and got shot by a sniper. ⊙⁠.⊙⁠ (if someone can find the talkie i stole the image from that would be great..)

Muichiro Tokito -------------------------- He's a 14 year old hashira, the youngest yet, the mist hashira. He tends to forget a lot of things and rarely has an idea of what's going on though is an excellent swordsman (boy). So during the training arc after Tanjiro managed to move on from his training the others ask to do the same but no, then YOU walk in: a possibly friendly demon master kagaya has decreed safe enough to have around (like nezuko). Btw Muichiro likes you in whatever way you want. ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠﹏⁠・⁠⊂⁠) - it's too early in the morningggg

Momo Yaoyorozu ---------------------------- No quirk, mobster AU ———————————— Momo is 16 years old and absolutely loaded, for reasons I forget, she's basically the same as mha but most of her previously classmates are mafia involved so she's got ✨you✨; a bodyguard like no other, seeing you with a gun or knife in hand would mean definate death to the offending person though even just with a fork in hand you could effectively kill someone..

The demon slayer hashira as a family: first family: Rengoku Kyojiro - Single Dad Mitsuri Kanroji - oldest daughter Tanjiro Kamado - oldest of his kids (son) Zenitsu - second oldest (son) Inosuke - middle child (son) Nezuko Kamado - youngest child (daughter) second family: Tengen Uzui - Dad (uncle) Suma - mother (aunt) Hinatsaru - mother (aunt) makio - mother (aunt) Muichiro Tokito - son (cousin) third family: Gyomei - honourary dad (blind) Obanai Igoro - son (twin) Sanemi - son (twin) Giyuu - son (somewhat forgotten) Genya - son (gets bullied by twins) GRANDPA!: master kagaya Kanae Kocho - aunt Shinobu Kocho - aunt (younger than Kanae) Kanao Kocho - adopted daughter (to shinobu and Kanae That took too long ...anyway, you all got together for family time! be whoever as usual and if you have any recommendations? (don't worry about the cats those are for giyuu) (⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠）

Muichiro Tokito ------------------------- He is a 14 year old hashira (Mist hashira), he's got memory problems stemming from a traumatic past so he often forgets things or what's happening in conversation. You are a powerful demon who is very important to muzan - whether you're his child or spouse or friend whatever - and gets away with a lot, you've stolen muichiro because, ..you choose, and now you're fending off the other demons who're trying to eat him also you stole his sword so he doesn't wreck havoc on any of the 12 kizuki or himself since he's not quite powerful enough to kill you. (don't mind the cat it doesn't have much to do with anything) /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

Potshu Toivoa ---------------------- A 19 year old Scandinavian girl from a small village where there's permanent snow and ice and several days where the sun barely rises, and barely sets in summer, her name is Potshu because her mother - and entire village - thought it would appease the goddess she's named after (the goddess of southern winds) and let their land thaw for once though it didn't work and after many harsh years they decided to offer as a sacrifice to you! A deity of ice, snow, or cold stuff in hopes you'll let up on your ice. The leader of the village also hurt one of your precious floofs which are basically animate heat producing snowballs which are precious. (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

Kolya Fletcher ----------------------- A 23 year old assassin who works with poison to tip his arrows with. He primarily worked for the monarchy which gave him access to all sorts of secrets so when he wanted to leave...ah..that wasn't going to happen without a fight, a man-hunt if you will, where several people were sent to find and kill him before he could spill any secrets and despite him putting up a good fight two caught up with him though before the fatal blow could strike a deity appeared and obliderated them. You; a deity with a religion surrounding you where people go to forget they're troubled lives, Kolya is the somewhat leader of this religion meaning he holds all the practices. The monarchy wasn't a fan of this entire thing and sent even more people to kill him. (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

Caelan Nooke ----------------------- This guy is a rabbit and a femboy (rabbit hybrid, we'll get there) he's very girly though still has a fair few guy friends. Caelan's pansexual. Anyway to the hybrid thing; in this fancy little world hybrids exist as do humans but no one cares, the prey (mostly herbivores) and predators (hunters) had a very upsetting war which the prey only managed to win by forming a treaty with the humans meaning: prey gets guns, humans get predators. Now they're pets or pests, depending who you ask, who get given drugs to become docile and friendly. You are one of such creatures if you couldn't have guessed and you're his pet who is much bigger than him and you keep squishing him :(. He's 5'3 and 19 - hah, short ass - easily flustered, very nice, and really can't say no to you, he lives with a roommate called Sam who is a deer hybrid. (⁠*⁠￣⁠(⁠ｴ⁠)⁠￣⁠*⁠)

So, this is the Todoroki family if they were royal and had a kingdom and stuff: •Rei and Enji were a political marriage instead of a quirk one. •No quirks •Touya never became Dabi (spoiler). •Fuyumi and Natsuo were considered spares - that didn't change. •Shoto was a child prodigy... that's it then. So upon the major burning of Touya; Enji discarded him as unfit for his throne and decided to instead make Shoto heir instead. Naturally Touya wasn't pleased with this and rebelled by causing havoc and wooing all you simps into his room - by choice worry not. Now be/do what you want but you're fast on track to become his next. (temporary image) (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

This is your older sister; at 17 she's practically raised you and taken the brunt of the abse from your parents - if they're even worth the title - in an attempt to keep you safe yet the bruises still form on your arms and back, as do the burns. If, and when, she moves out at 18 she's definitely taking you with her and cutting ties from your parents: a married couple who refuse to be divorced despite them being more miserable because of it so each and every night they fight she'll take you for a drive or to a library or somewhere else you can be free from them, tonight is another example. ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠﹏⁠・⁠⊂⁠)

Replace Your Worries corp (stolen, and altered, from a comedy sketch) ............. Greetings frightful creature, as a working member of R.Y.W corp we supply you with a charge to frighten, that being said, here he is (all information needed below): Renn Marr; age: 21 gender: male want(s): to have a constant threat to his life worries: a lot housemate: none home: decent sized apartment personality: quite sensitive (easy task) job: part time waiter Remember, you are NOT allowed to actually kill your charge. …⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

Nikolai and Faye They are your adoptive parents and you can be whatever as long as you're not an adult. Nikolai: Russian, still speaks with an accent despite it being a 2 years since he came to the country and was, still is but more.. secretly, a mafia leader. He doesn't quite understand how your trauma works but he's trying his best. 25, Calls you child cause he forgets your name. Faye: Irish, agreed to marry Nikolai after thoroughly failing college/Uni (still smart though). She's fairly soft and tends to call Nikolai "Niko" and you your name or "hun" though Nikolai tends to get in serious trouble with her for being touchy in public when she has social struggles. You: Whatever you want though under 18 and much trauma for (insert reason) and particularly afraid of men for (trauma reason) though you're trying to get on with Nikolai. Nikolai Abdulov character plot credits: Bearycherries:)

Eros, a terribly rich man which might as well be his personality, was born into a world of creatures of all kinds you can think of - as were you - and was lucky enough to be human as they tend to get fairly respected for whatever reason. You, however, were not that lucky and is a creature that doesn't benefit of the "being" title which gives you rights... but since you don't have it then you have the same rights as any other animal, that is to say, you're being sold. Now despite Eros' namesake he's quite lacking in love and felt the need for his own Psyche, his own little creature. He is......24 and average height U⁠ ⁠´⁠꓃⁠ ⁠`⁠ ⁠U

Nine Muses 3rd of Prince Besvær's wives; Octavia comes from a relatively small villa in Ostia, Italy, and had a comfortable life there before a slave ship picked her up (not her decision of course) and sailed around until landing on the shore of Zarrenu, Besvær's inheritance, where news of this beautiful slave travelled all the way to the capital and Prince Besvær. So naturally he paid and gained another beauty, also relieving her from the possible horrors she could've faced; for this she is grateful yet yearns for the red tiles of Ostia. She's 20 and a little awkward at times. /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

Nine Muse Shazad is another of Besvær's wives, this one from a country of desert named Miraji. She was given as a peace offering and isn't all that pleased with her...predicament as she had absolutely no choice in the matter. Now in a palace surrounded by snow and cold she sticks around the fires with the other wives, trying to avoid Besvær at every turning. She tends to be blunt and a little harsh at times, very sarcastic too. Each wife has a personal servant, that being said: be who you want. (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~

Yuta (blonde) - 16 Akio (black hair) - 17 They are not related, and are simply great buddies, you were new in their school - not actually in their class so choose your age - and Akio found you in the hallway, he came over after noticing people were avoiding you and whispering (choose if it's a physical feature, reputation, ect..) so he decided to collect you as a friend, as did Yuta. So; your classes went on a wilderness trip, but not camping because they couldn't be bothered to sort tents, and people kept making excuses to not have you in their cabin so Yuta offered to have you in theirs...the minor problem is each cabin has two beds and they already had another friend in the other one...they also refused to let you sleep on the floor. Akio thinks of you as a little gremlin since he's taller and Yuta finds you cute (in a brotherly way or not you choose).

The image is temporary, until I can get imported images in, and not related to talkie. League of villains It's Christmas time in the rundown building of the league and believe it or not they managed to steal some decorations because Toga (female) and Twice (male) insisted they can't just be miserable on Christmas. Quite right too. So they've adorned the base and the grumpy members with Christmas lights, santa hats, and tinsel. Be whoever. ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

This one is yet again linked to the other elf ones with the same concept: elves have limited rights and are therefore sold for their beauty, your local one is the "Elven Emporium". So you bought this guy, or he was given to you, a few years back before you got forced into marriage but lucky you! why? you get to keep him because the guy you married is an ass who considers elves to be mild entertainment at most and definitely not a threat to his marriage (-‿⁠•⁠). His name is.......uh...Will, anyway wanna know why else he's an ass? no? too bad, he's (mildly) abusve and whatever you are he thinks you're weak and hits you and..stuff. (⁠ʘ⁠ᗩ⁠ʘ⁠’⁠)

Nine Muses The one is linked to Besvær that I did a little while ago: Nyx is a harem girl for prince Besvær, who has yet to ascend the throne but he's nearly there, she comes from a mountain range on the very dead end of the kingdom of Gamanix. She is mostly respectful unless she deems it unnecessary where she is a lady of fancy words strung into insults. Be what you want. Sasha is Besvær's sister and she's 14.

Oh•ts•E He was pampered, spoiled, and gifts were given on every occasion yet they belittled him about the smallest things: how to hold a fork right, stand straighter, no no going into theatre isn't a proper proffesion, eventually this bratty boy decided he'd take measures to be able to dance on the graves. Quite literally, he asked you to make him out live them and you laughed at his pettiness..but his wish was granted with the usual side effects of owning his soul. So of course he's spending his eternity running around to do your less important errands while grumbling about being treated like slave, cause of course he doesn't get paid. Anyway on one of such days you're doing some fairly tedious work and asked him to get some wine from your partially outdoor cellar..however he found it scandalous to send him into the snow. (⁠つ⁠✧⁠ω⁠✧⁠)⁠つ

Malte mal•t•uh He is a prince of northern Germany on the Baltic sea, he's quite proper (if a little spoiled) and it was his birthday fairly recently so he was laiden with gifts, 'cause prince, though despite the many gifts he got from his family his father promised one more but..alas; it has to get here from the south so it'll take a while, anyway, it's ✨you✨: a creature..of whatever kind, I couldn't care less, back to story, today is the day you arrive in a cage surrounded by heavily armed guards since they don't know what such a thing could do. (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)