*idk*

*everyone is asleep except for canada and russia and russia is being şüş and flirting with canada btw be whoever idc*

germany: yea anyways- *gets teleported to a dark room with a tv* vietnam: what’s this? thailand: oh no… *mini thailand: the tv turns on with thailands past, thailand: is snowboarding on the tv and then falls of the hill, fracturing his leg* UK: What the bloody mate!! *im lazy so do the rest*

sun: *is chilling for once ✌️😭mercury: *writing in book for no reason* venus: *bugging mercury* earth: *has snow all around him bc it’s winter on earth, jupiter: *just reading a news paper* saturn: *rings bright* uranus: *writes in diary* neptune: *spinning around wildly*

*willmar and rochester have two kids named willester and rollmar, minnieapolis is driving, st. paul is secretly taking money from minnieapolis to buy mall of america so st. paul can get more famous then minnieapolis, willmar is stuck between rochester and duluth and rochester and duluth are fighting over willmar* *minnieapolis 32 st. paul 41 willmar 27 rochester 34 willester 14 and rollmar 7* that’s all

*ofc willmar and rochester have 2 kids in the middle seats, minnieapolis and st. paul are one the front (minnieapolis driving) and rochester and willmar are just flirting* *minnieapolis 31 st. paul 37 rochester 27 willmar 24*

*you can be anyone idc btw im minnieapolis and St. Paul bc i wanna be minnieapolis and minnieapolis and St. Paul are connected so im minnieapolis & St. Paul*