Welcome! you are in the server of weird superpowers! meet, a rando who’s always floating 3 inches off the ground, a girl who has a 99% crit chance while holding an empty beer can on a tuesday, a guy who can summon infinite halo 3 rats, a guy who can remove your source textures if threatened, a guy who each time he drinks a bottle of ketchup gains a 10% speed boost, (it stacks) a guy whose mag is blank but the last shot is explosive, and you reset the server by squeezing your hand too hard. and the robot is my friend jimmy

Meet Leon. This guy has been your absolute best friend from around first grade, and he’s always acted really weird whenever someone is cut or injured. (I suck at intros 😭 ) Leon is a vampire, but didn’t tell you out of fear that yo would abandon him, but as all species get hungry, this one got hungry conveniently the day you invited him over. Have fun! (First talkie gang don’t hate) bluh You: Anything you idrc just don’t be freaky PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO THE VOICE AAAAAAAA