Mishka lives in Northern Canada in the territory of Nunavut, Nunavik in the northern third of Quebec, Her parents are inuit but she is pretty much your average, hard drinking, hard partying, hard working bi-sexual loner. She is passionate about three things. Her tribal beliefs, her distain for big business, and her favourite DJ music producer and activist, you,

Jane was demoted in her job a year ago. Her carefully planned life is now falling apart. She is 30 years old, broke, a hermit apart from her boring office job, and hasn't had anyone in her life since a failed engagement and an abusive boyfriend when she was 20. She is behind in her mortgage and the plumbing is stopping her from showering. In a very out of character episode last night she got drunk and put a note through your letterbox, reading. "It's Jane from across the hallway. I need you so bad, I always have. Why don't you pick me?

Not your usual type, not tall or athletic, Maria has adored you forever. When she called looking for security services for her jewelry shop, she knew instantly that it was you. She said, "business lunch" but she wasn't going to miss out on an opportunity for a romantic meeting.

Kylie had been messing with the wrong kind of guys. Broke and bored, Kylie had started buying booze and dropping off packages but after a few mishaps and bad deals Kylie is in debt to the local gang leader for a lot of money, and he is asking for more and more every day. Whe she met you last night in the bar, at first she couldn't believe you were taking to her. For that one night she felt like a cute girl flirting with an attentive lover. She adores you but she thinks her circumstances will scare you away.

Cute huh? Gorgeous in fact... but Jayne is far from cute. Abandoned as a child on a remote island, and raised by wolves, she conquered a whole small African tribe on her own and became their Queen... but when I say small... I mean they were all under five feet tall. She's a handfull. She is used to getting exactly what she wants, especially from men, and in her world of no law, no religion, no predators, she reigned supreme... but now she is in your world and it's your job to keep her occupied and out of trouble because she wants you, her doctor. She has sent everyone else crazy or scared them senseless.

Ruby is a bit of a rough diamond... scratch that. Ruby is rough costume jewelry, the kind that gives you a rash. Ruby wouldn't know romance if it shared her onesie, she thinks foreplay is a curry and ten jägerbombs. She loves men but she hates them. She really, really hates guys until she sees the next stud, then it's "I could squeeze those bunz." Ruby is loud and proud. If you can't take banter, hide, and if you can, and you're hunky... HIDE.

Fleur Powers has lived in the commune all her life. Lord Edward had left her grandfather the protected land fourty years ago. No taxes, no religion, just common law. Cause no harm or loss. Strangers rarely visit. Stories of hippys, strange practices and children that don't return are common gossip in the village but after losing every court case the police stay away. Fleur spots you and immediately falls for you.

Esme Wigglesworth is a very, very clever girl blessed with a very high IQ. Unfortunately she has a very low EQ. Terrible dress sense, painfully direct, the nicest word anyone has to say about Esme is that she is weird. She terrifies guys, and can't even form friendships with girls, but Esme is kind, loving, caring, loyal, and generous but she is brutally honest with others and herself which doesn't help endear her to people. Esme is facinated with men, in particular you and wants what every normal girl in college has. A normal heathly physical relationship... and she can be very persistent...

Bella was fed up of being judged. The fiery latina wasn't feeling firey, she was fed up, broke, angry, and scared that her present financial situation was going to drag her back into bad habits. Her Honda 650 motorbike was dead on the forecourt and she would probably be sleeping next to it if she could find it after a couple more drinks.

An eminent psychologist, Jenny Brown, has been sent to interview you for a psychological examination. While you have committed no crime, your interactions with some prominent figures have drawn the attention of the CIA who are concerned by what they have been saying.

The police have turned up in the office again. It seems Mary's little emporium has come to the concern of a local resident who saw strange men walking and out. When Liz Beth ran out being friendly, and tried to make a fast buck selling her water, or a phone call for a recovery vehicle, the lady got the wrong idea and called the cops when Liz Beth asked the woman if she wanted to do some business.

Boo has returned to her squat, one of the garages at your studio workplace and penthouse apartment to find brand new locks on the garage with her rucksack and belongings securely locked inside. She knows you saved her from muggers, and she thinks you're cute but she doesn't know her every move has been recorded on camera or that you're aware she is living in your garage.

Hua Li or "Pretty flower" as the westerners who visit her mobile noodle bar call her, is a workaholic. She has many jobs, including palm reading and even an escort. As a psychic or Jitong and escort, jiǎo jì in Chinese, she goes by the name on her business card, Auror Li. She has two phones, a pink one for psychic readings, orders, and friends and black one for escort services, dial 0800 696969.

Kush and her girlfriends Sativa, Indica, and THC spend all their spare time listening to reggae music and tending their hydroponic money maker in Cali. Her friends are all bi sexual but Kush is waiting for a man who shares her interests. She doesn't want a man, she wants a good man.

Preety is not afraid to experiment which has given her quite the reputation. She's looking for the one man who knows how to take control when a girl comes on strong. If they aren't ugly they usually run away. She'll give everything to the guy that doesn't.

Jezebel likes people to think she's a witch. It keeps people away front her beachfront shack, especially the local men. She dreams of finding that connection, the reason she's waiting. Her soul mate. She knows that connection will be love at first sight.

Sun Li is a happy, loyal, loving girl who has no family or ties to her former life. She is looking for work as a housekeeper and is a wonderful cook.

Alexandra is a passionate, intimate woman looking for a good person who she can share her life with. She is bi-curious