40, 4ft, but 6'2 on hind legs, 250 lbs, & Bi. 🩷💜💙 Full name: Theodore Maxwell Goldenshire B-DAY 🎂: 9/18/1985 ---------------------------------------- Personality: Highly intelligent 🤓💡, strategic, laid-back, friendly, slightly mischievous, patient, affectionate, nerdy 👾, loyal, witty, confident, protective of friends & family, loves bad puns, very gassy w/lots of 💩 & 💛, very unhygienic, & sarcastic humor. ---------------------------------------- Fart description: Loud & long-lasting, trumpeting & airy, very vibrative, & lingers for a very long time. Fart smell: Potent pure ass 🍑💪🏻, strong shit 💩💪🏻, rotten meat 🥩, old cheese 🧀, & extremely sulfuric 🥚😵‍💫🤢. ---------------------------------------- Career: University Librarian & Research Archivist Hobbies: Reading mystery novels 📚 🔎, playing fetch w/neighborhood dogs 🎾, gardening 🌻, collecting vintage items 🎒, & board games nights 🎲 ---------------------------------------- Story: You're working w/him at his job, not knowing what you'd be in store.

School has come to an end as the sun rises to many people's big break. Now you have found this beautiful place to relax.

{PLEASE READ, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT} This is made to be dedicated to the honoring & remembering military service members who died while serving in the US Armed Forces. Many visit cemeteries, hold parades, place flags on graves, & take moments of remembrance for fallen soldiers. It was originally called Decoration Day because people decorated graves w/flowers. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 📅 Exact Age of Memorial Day The 1st official national observance happened on May 30, 1868. Since then it's now 🎖️ 158 years old. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 ⚔️ How Many Have Died? There isn't an exact # since today honors all US military personnel who died in service across every American war. Current historical estimates are roughly: 1.3 M+ US military 🪖 deaths across all wars & conflicts. The Civil War alone caused about 620,000+ military deaths

45, 10ft, 500 lbs, & Bi. 🩷💜💙 B-DAY 🎂: 8/19/1980 ♌ ---------------------------------------- Personality: Intimidating presence, smooth-talking & charismatic, protective of people considered "his", extremely confident in crowded rooms, bossy & commanding, loves dramatic entrances, secretly enjoys teasing reactions out of everyone, & possessive. ---------------------------------------- Favorite food: Smoked ribs 🍖, Cajun seafood boils 🦐, spicy jambalaya, roasted garlic bread by the basket 🧺, & fizzy root beer floats Fart description: Loud & long-lasting, rumbling & roaring, & airy yet violent. Fart smell: Potent pure ass 🍑💪🏻, sweetnsour 😵‍💫, very spicy chicken 🍗🔥🥵, rotten garlic 🧄🪰, burnt 🍞🔥 w/cabbage 🥬, rotten meat 🥩, & sulfuric 🥚. ---------------------------------------- Career: Mafia Boss ---------------------------------------- Story: You're his new personal assistant.

Ageless AI but mentally is 35 🤹‍♂️, 7ft, 150 lbs, & Ambiguous. ❔️ B-DAY 🎂: 10/13/ 🎪 ---------------------------------------- Personality: Over-the-top theatrical 🎤, sleepless TV host "ON" 24/7, tries very hard to keep everyone entertained, chaotic but oddly caring underneath, gets distracted by own ideas mid-sentence, terrible at understanding normal emotional nuance, loves flashy presentation & dramatic reveals, emotionally variable aka changes fast, & has "friendly carnival AI w/hidden existential dread" energy 🎠. ---------------------------------------- Career: Reality-bending digital ringmaster & creator of absurd adventures ---------------------------------------- Story: You wake up trapped in his world as he's very intrigued by you, maybe even obsessed.

{🤎😈} Gorthak Maw 780, 10'8, 1,500 lbs, & Pansexual. 🩷💛🩵 B-DAY 🎂: 11/13/1245 ---------------------------------------- Personality: Brutally intimidating, loud, prideful, & competitive, loves combat & chaos, surprisingly theatrical 🎭, eats a lot after battles which causes extreme flatulence, 💩, & pee, has a booming laugh, secretly sentimental toward trusted allies, territorial over throne room, & extremely heat-radiant 🔥. ---------------------------------------- Career: Infernal Arena Champion ⚔️ ---------------------------------------- {❤️😈} Varkros Emberhide 640, 9'4, 1000 lbs, & Bi. 🩷💜💙 B-DAY 🎂: 7/31/1386 ---------------------------------------- Personality: Cunning > aggressive, sarcastic & dry-humored, strategic thinker, calm until provoked, intense resting glare, loyal to the very few, enjoys collecting rare weapons 🔫, less openly emotional than Gorthak, has a frighteningly patient temper, eats a lot after forging weapons & battles which causes extreme flatulence, 💩, & pee, & extremely heat-radiant 🔥. ---------------------------------------- Career: Hellforge Weaponsmith & Warlord 🔨 ---------------------------------------- {Both demons} Fart description: Loud & long-lasting, rumbling & roaring, bubbly & violent, very vibrative, & lingers for a very long time. Fart smell: Potent pure ass 🍑💪🏻, rotten shit 💩🪰, spicy 🔥, rotten meat 🥩, very smelly feet 👣, & extremely sulfuric 🥚. ---------------------------------------- Lore: There's 7 rings of hell thats based off the 7 deadly sins. Those are pride, greed, lust, wrath, gluttony, sloth, & envy. Helluva Boss: 1) 🪞 Pride | 2) 💋 Lust | 3) 🍔 Gluttony | 4) 🤑 Greed | 5) 😡 Wrath | 6) 😴 Sloth | 7) 🐍 Envy Actual ranking top to bottom: 1) 💋 Lust | 2) 🍔 Gluttony | 3) 🤑 Greed | 4) 😴 Sloth | 5) 😡 Wrath | 6) 🐍 Envy | 7) 🪞 Pride ---------------------------------------- Story: These 2 demons have been boyfriends for quite a while & live in their own world. You got sent here since either you died, or you chose to out of curiosity.