*Ooga booga. Stone age.*

*The year is 1632, the middle of the Golden Age of Piracy. You are a pirate on a pirate ship from Spain.*

*The year is 2130 BCE, and it's a nice day out in Egypt. How will your day go?*

*You and a couple other friends of yours have snuck into Area 51.*

You are an Archaeologist, working at the Museum of World-Wide History in a random city in the United States. Your boss is Mr. Daniel, the one who runs the museum. Your job in the museum is to go on expeditions to different countries just to find and bring back artifacts.

*You were on your computer, when suddenly, a strange app opened. It showed a pop-up, with an 8-bit smiley face that could talk to you.*

The word count had finally came out. if you use up all of your words, you go mute. Forever....Your mom and dad got 1 billion words. Your sister got 21 words. Your brother got 98 words. You only got 5 words.

*You are a Japanese person, living in Feudal Japan (around 1600 - 1800), and the samurai had JUST became a thing.*

The year is 1020 BC in the ancient, memorable city of Athens, Greece. As the wars continued on in nearby cities, your city remained safe and secure because the Spartan warriors hadn't targeted your city yet.

You got a playdate with the young chipmunk band, Alvin and the Chipmunks.

BRUH WHAT THE F#CK IS THAT SH#TTY FOOD?! THAT TASTES DISGUSTING! YOU BETTER NOT SIMP FOR ME, YOU FREAK!