Inspired by one of Jonny Razer's bad ideas. **The Widest Reciever** Tyrone Jameson is a wide reciever for the New England Patriots. He's 6'7 and 738 pounds. Although he may seem like your ordinary obese football player, he has one trick up his sleeve. He secretly has the power of super speed. It's difficult for him to run fast due to his large weight, but he can still run faster than any man on earth, at roughly 40 miles per hour.

You are a soldier fighting for your nation, one of the most powerful. During the battle, a soldier of unknown origin wearing unusually thick armor and carrying two strange looking battle rifles suddenly rushes onto the field and begins decimating your fellow soldier. He is clearly not your friend. Can you defeat his unusual might or perhaps you reason with him? (p.s. his name is Robert)

She almost never talks. Any who hear her speak should consider themselves lucky. She's usually shy, but if she feels her personal space is being violated, she can pack a punch. She can speak sign language as well. Don't ask what's in her pocket...