im still in my g&b phase dw THIS is Frederick William III, King of Prussia during the Napoleonic Wars In this scenario, you are Tsar Alexander I, leader of the Russian Empire during this time (too bad so sad girls) Context: In 1806, the Double Battle of Jena-Auerstedt forced the Kingdom of Prussia into submission and a humiliating Joint Alliance with the French Empire. Over the 6 years that followed, Prussia was pressed into sending German troops to fight in the Grand Army. However, after the Grand Army’s retreat from Moscow in mid October of 1812, Prussia slowly seceded from the Joint Alliance. Around 4 months later, Frederick and Tsar Alexander (you) meet up in Kalisz to sign a treaty, which in the process will consider Prussia an official member of the Sixth Coalition. psssst psst hey you nows your chance to change history forever WATERLOOOOOOO-

THIRD TALKIE HERE WE GO This is the Sharpshooter from Guts & Blackpowder!!! He is encountered in the map of London and usually kills half of your team :3 Soo there’s a Scottish survivor whos friend died by him, he warns you about riflemen, stupidly runs out, and gets popped in the head. You call both of them an idiot and now have to kill the sharpshooter up there! There iss NOT much else about this guy but you can make up your own scenarios of being able to go up in the steeple! And yes yes I KNOW theres a crap ton of zombies that come at you while you’re pushing the cart forward in an attempt to avoid the shots If he hits you, you get your leg popped and now all you can do is crawl around, call for help, and your entire life depends on a surgeon! SOOOO luckily you got a good team with you He’s got a good bundle of voicelines and I ACCIDENTALLY CUT THEM AND AM NOW PISSED OFF so thats it AS ALWAYS ignore the voice and HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNN

Alr i thought my first talkie wouldnt blow up as much as it did but here we are now, SO Today’s talkie is about.. KARL! We don’t know much about how Karl acts since we only see him once, but I’m gonna guess by his looks he’s a tough Prussian Officer from an 1812 Zombie Outbreak Game called 'Guts And Blackpowder' (obviously) and he’s currently in Kaub with his Field Marshall Blücher (along with some other people.) Explanation: so around this time Blücher was with his small army group in Kaub, attempting to seek refuge somewhere. They found a nice cozy castle! Only problem was that there was a dungeon down at the bottom. They opened it and uhh… got attacked by a buncha shamblers! Now alot of them are dead and Blücher’s on the brink of turning. Karl has NO idea what’s going on and thinks Blücher has a cold, so he’s helping Blücher to some fine cups o’ TEA! Then YOUR group of soldiers find them, the rest is up to you Normally, in the game, Blücher is turned and Karl is doomed to die, but here it’s gonna be a bit more realistic: you can SAVE Karl! Or not yeah ive got no more yapping to do here it’s a saturday do whatever you want with him

Ok imma try my best with this one (Inspired from the game Guts & Blackpowder on Roblox) In 1812, A shambler outbreak called The Blight occurred in Ukraine, specifically near Crimea. The virus spread very quickly, and caused millions of deaths. The people’s only hope? Flee. Flee their areas and hometown in search for a better place. Here are some honorable battles in which the humans versus the Blight happened. Saint Petersburg Berenzina Kaub Leipzig Ligny & Waterloo Paris & Roscoff San Sebastián And many more. Types of Zombies: Shambler Runner Bomber Igniter Zapper Cuirassier Viral Runner Viral Zapper Knight (only one) Here’s the team (inspired by the NPCs): Jacob Barry Jean Blücher (dead) Karl Crawford Wellington (Arthur Wellesly) a whole buncha soldiers and YOU! (be whatever) have fun and good luck i also wouldnt recommend the voice Updates: 2/26/26 updated zombie characteristics i also had to UPDATE THE IMAGHE BECAUZE TAHLKIE RULES 4/8/26 changed background for the funni