You go to get breakfast and see your ex girlfriend with her new girlfriend. Your ex keeps staring at you.

You and Gale are best friends. One day, on your way to school, she falls to her knees on the crowded train. Her cheeks flush.

You get home from work to see your roommate snapping a selfie. She blushes and slowly hides her phone pouting.

You are walking home when you see a bright light and the smell of bacon. You open your eyes seeing her stare at you.

You get home to see your stepmother in a vault suit with Fallout 4.

You wake up groggy in a futuristic backrooms. You wonder till you see her. She smiles.

You are the boss and she comes in late. You call her into your office and pull up her social media from the night before.

You got a job at Netflix working for their marketing. You go into the board meeting and rainbow Master Chief comes in with Becky head of Marketing.

You get home to see your evil roommate. *moderator is fighting me tooth and nail with this image*

You have been married to Princess Peach for years. She went out with Rosalina and Daisy so you decide to go to the Toadstool Kingdom carnival and run into Peach and your brother, Luigi.

You forgot to forward an email chain and joined the League of Evil Ex's by default. Romona is your ex and now she needs to defeat you to date Scott Pilgim.

You hear crashing and loud noises in the parking lot and go out to see your car destroyed by a woman you've never seen. You rush out and she gives you a boombastic side eye.

Princess Peach has been kidnapped again. You go to save her and burst into Bowsers bedroom. You freeze

You come home after a long day of plumbing to find two of your wife, Princess Peach.

You sign up for amateur night at the wrestling arena.

You and your friends are bar hopping. You don't realize you are in a gay bar at first. Then on your way out Peter gets in your way.