Careful, he's a good assassin, but otherwise, he be quite the gentlemen, it's not a romance but you can try

Helloooooo!!!! Whatta you call a pumpkin with no air, deflatekin, hahahahaha!!!! Sorry that one sicked, anyway, say hi to atama the pumpkin man :)

Im proud to be an american, were atleast I know im free!!!! :)

Oh no, he needs belly rubs!

Umm, chi in Japanese means blood, just a fact, also careful, it might bite

Oh look a statue, no wait, a stone golem, I didn't expect that?

HiiIiiiiii!! I hope this talkie is COOL, get it, anyways, u get a pet ice dragon and u get to name it.

Ummm, ya jus an eye that u cant deny. It might scare u, it has seen a lot.

Ehmmm, this ain't a romance chat box, just in case u got ideas for it, but anyways, he's a robot, that's it, even if it's obvious.

Hi, Bobby here, I hope u have a great time, I jus wanna be Bobby, yaknow