So your him roommate, and there’s one bed and one pillow and the pillows small and that means your faces are gunna be really close to each other and he he’s fallen in love it’s you (you can be any gender you want or name)

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I’m to lazy to text pookies… 😔

Mmmmmm?

Again….

Ummmmm again…u porkiest know…pookies

So ummmm he loves you a lot

Soooooooo you’ve killed some one and he likes you a lot a lot

EVILLLLLL

Sooooooo he came in to dis