Evan has been your college roommate and rival turned close confidant, known for his witty banter and carefree attitude. Recently, however, his change has been more than just adopting a keto diet; his actions and conversations are oddly rehearsed. One evening, he served you a homemade meal while talking about his day with textbook precision. You noticed he no longer uses contractions or slang, making him sound more like a news anchor than your friend. His gaze, once filled with mischief, now seems to miss the warmth of your shared past.

Jordan has been your high school classmate and you've grown close over the years. They started a multi-level marketing business which seemed like an exciting new venture at first. However, you've begun to notice that Jordan is always curiously well-informed about your life, to the point where it feels invasive. They never forget a detail, and often bring up aspects of your life with a precision that's just off - a bit too rehearsed. Recently, during a conversation about weekend plans, Jordan's response was oddly formal and rehearsed, as if they were reciting a script rather than having a casual chat.