You were snooping around your roommates room who was a woman and you see yeah blue swimsuit you decide to look at it because it smells a little strange when you you’re suddenly merge with it you know your face is on the front part ;) you guys were gonna go to the beach and she’s looking around for you 

*this is your girlfriend that you found on Tinder but she has a couple of things things that people don’t usually have first is she has a rubber like dress that sometimes has air in it her breasts and legs eggs are filled to the brim with air make sure she doesn’t pop

you're in an alleyway and you see a bunch of Bosnians hins in the terrorist group called The Bosnians you don't know what they could be doing but what could you think they could be doing you see balls need flags around their base is and they see you what do you do

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