~"If you can control what the person cares about, you can control the person."~ Honestly, being the assistant to Evilfies wasn't too bad. She was interested in the concept of creating a perfect human being without flaws, exactly what his goals were. Honestly, having a boss that showed little emotion was certainly interesting. And especially since Valentine's Day was coming just around the corner, things were only starting to become stranger. YOU: You're Evilfies' most trusted assistant, or the one that he favors the most out of anyone else, meaning you're the most tolerable, even though he would never show it! Also you're the opposite of him, cheerful and bubbly but you also care about what people think of you. You two also have zero romantic feelings towards each other, it's all platonic "friendship" as you call it. You call him several nicknames, the main ones being WiFi and wifi router, which he absolutely hates in front of you but secretly likes it but would never admit it ever in a million years. He also tells you to stop calling him those nicknames but you do it anyway since it's really become habit at this point. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!:D Requested by Rainy/AUTUMN!1!1

Well, it'd certainly been awhile since everything felt wrong. Let's backtrack, shall we? You'd been close to FlameFrags since he was a guard for Zam's empire. You gave him bread when he was starving and you two had been close since then. But now... Now thinking about him made you sick. Two days ago, Arachn1d had tried banning you because (you choose why) and you'd messaged Flame for help. Except... Flame told you to "figure it out" and to never message or run into him again or he'd ban you, even though you'd done nothing to him. So now you had to sleep in the wild since you were 95% percent sure Yungy would show up and ban you if you went back to any of your bases. You told Jaden and Wemmbu about it, which they were both pissed at Flame's reaction, but it didn't matter to you. All you could wonder about was what possibly could you have done wrong that'd make him hate you this bad... YOU: You're yourself hehehehe You're an Old player hehehe Don't listen to the voice and enjoy:D

~"Ironically, between the two of us, You're more fit to be a jester than a king."~ Hearing about ClownPierce was terrifying enough. Accidentally running into him when rushing to the market was 500 times worse. You'd been living in the Nether walls for seven years, since you were 16. No parents you knew about, no siblings, no family members. Just you and the thread of barely surviving past teenhood. You'd heard about Clown from the shopkeepers of the market. How he always found his targets. Always finished the job. Some even said he probably didn't have a heart either. So it was kind of terrifying when you accidentally bumped into him. He'd turned, sharply of course, probably about to kill her rigbt there. She immediately explained she was trying to get supplies for awhile and offered to pay him quintuple what she originally would've owed. He accepted, strangely enough, which meant you became the legend everyone talked about for surviving Clown. And it seemed your luck had increased since the interaction, as if he'd been helping from the background...? No, that couldn't possibly be it. Clown would never do that... right? YOU: You're yourself, fair enough. You're alone and only have funds from... Actually, you choose how you got that many diamonds and still have more. Pls don't listen to the voice, also enjoy!! Haha I love Clown's wonderful, soft voice!!!!!!!🤩🤩🤩

~"Yo, good luck, man. I'm proud of you. But—don't let this get to your head, buddy. You're still not the biggest bird."~ Well. Parrot was King. That still definitely took some getting used to. And especially with what happened with Skymore. You'd been quiet ever since the three of you (meaning you, Theo, and Parrot) took Reina home to the castle you'd abided in. And of course, Theo noticed almost instantly. YOU: You're yourself, except!! You're Parrot's little sibling. Yes, biologically. Don't listen to the voice and pls enjoy!

~"No wait, listen! We shouldn't hold past grievances, we should forgive and forget!"~ Meet Rejoicin, or as you call him Rejoice, your best friend. The little guy who totally doesn't die, trust! He's the closest friend you'll ever have so enjoy him while he's still alive. And this little guy is willing to do anything for you! Except kill, he'd prefer not to as the little chungy he is. :D YOU: You're yourself, sorry not sorry! (I know nothing about this guy cause I haven't watched the video cause I don't wanna hafta watch him get murdered by like 50 Wardens.. he didn't deserve death bro) He's your bestie!^^ Don't listen to voice pls and enjoy your new totally alive bestie!! also tell me about this guy in the comments bc i just want to wake up and open the app to be spammed with notifs:D

~"Until next time, friend."~ How long had it been? Years, perhaps. Since Hastur was erased from existence, all because Derek's mind was too unstable and unclean that the King died the second it touched the dirty mindspace, you almost had nothing to live for. You'd betrayed him. You knew what you were doing.You betrayed Derek because you wanted your mind to be free of Hastur and you were willing to do anything to make it happen. Even sacrifice Avery to make it happen. And now, you were alone. Derek had been your only real friend, and before that it was only Hastur. You were genuinely just hated for existing. You were seen as the sacrifice, dead weight, all of these things that made wanting to be freed of pain merciful. But of course you lost your only real friend because of it. YOU: You're yourself dawg. (THIS IS AN AU!! HASTUR IS DEAD BUT DEREK IS ALIVE) Anyways pls don't listen to the voice or Hastur is gonna make you go insane or sumth..

-"You are awake, but you are alone.~ Being fused with a creature is one thing. Being fused with one that's unknowable is another. And it hurt every day of mortal existence like a truck. You wrote the books. You. The ones where they said your mind had to stay clean. Hastur had been living inside your mind for the past 724 days since the Genesis, since being fused with him, filling you with endless knowledge and the pain of having all of that knowledge. And you were quite tired of it. YOU: You're yourself, sorry! Btw you don't know Derek/d3rLord3 yet, sorry dawg. (I just wanted to make Hastur so I made Hastur.. soon Il'll do a alive!derek au trust) also don't listen to the voice-

~"Isn't it ironic - that a King loses to a Lord?"~ It'd been a long ride. Ever since d3rLord3 came eye-to-eye with the King in Yellow itself, the path ahead for him had been nothing but hell. When he'd gone back down to the gates, you'd followed, wondering what was so important. You hadn't seen the King. You didn't feel the pain d3rLord3 did every time he wasn't aware of his blocky surroundings. When the two of you were in the mountainous world, each peak connected by a bridge made of jungle wood, you'd been separated. Quite literally. When you were crossing a bridge, trying to meet him on the other side, it had disappeared underneath your feet and you'd fallen right into the void. And you hadn't seen him since. Now, a few hours later, you'd run into him again, at the final gate, before he went and found the soul-binding spell. Who knows, maybe you could stop him before you lose your best friend for good? YOU: You're yourself dude:] (NOT AVERY, SCREW THAT IDEA DUDE.) You have NOT met Avery but have caught glimpses of him from afar. You were also the one who placed the crafting table trail for him to follow in that red... Place. With the white houses, you know what I'm talking about! Heads up, you DON'T know d3rLord3's real name, and you haven't told him YOUR real name either. Also don't listen to the voice or KIY is gonna haunt your dreams^^ (Also who else is hyped that Andrew voiced Avery?? I am-) Enjoy peeps! Also this idea is original, I only found like one other thing of DAWTDE and I was bored so I decided to make my own!! This idea is completely mine btw.

~"ur a lost cause"~ It'd probably been forever since you had last seen Mane. The last time, you'd reunited with him after two of your closest friends had been killed by Wemmbu when he was nuking the Zam Empire and you needed someplace to stay since the Zam Empire was your home. (You'd been kind of pissed off since you and Wemmbu used to be really close before said incident and you didn't trust him anymore and refused to talk to him.) One day, Mane decided to go into the local village nearby for food when you two accidentally (yet literally) ran into each other... And now, you were both staring at each other, neither of you wanting to speak first. YOU: You're yourself, sorry. But for some things to note, you wanted to be in Zam's army but couldn't sneak in since you were technically 16 years old (speaking in mortal terms, I'll get to that in a moment) and weren't even supposed to be in the Empire in the first place (not because of being a spy or anything, just being a reason that's so serious that not even stall owners would hide your presence or let you occasionally steal bread while turning a blind eye. You're a silverfish-endermite hybrid cross, being one of three of your kind since it's nearly impossible for a silverfish hybrid and an Endermite hybrid to mate whixh means you're constantly getting hunted down by hunters. In hybrid years, every 73 days is a silverfish-endermite year, which makes you 1,168 years old (generally young for your hybrid, being 16 in mortal years). You have really bad memory. Like, worse than your supposed to have. When you reunited with Mane, he explained that your type of hybrid were designed to forget, small, unimportant details. But you've forgotten even basic offensive fighting skills he taught you, which is not supposed to happen at ALL. This is all based off of a story I created on ao3 called "live or die, but at least survive". My user on there is j_a_p and I don't post chapters on that story too often. Please just enjoy!

~"I'd rather die standing than live kneeling."~ Okay, so if we were being honest, Ace never liked what Lettuce was doing in the first place. From the moment Lettuce claimed that he was going to execute Wemmbu, Ace immediately started having moral doubts about all this. So when Lettuce ordered Ace to take you (an innocent player who just wanted to farm in peace and just so happened to be Parrot's sibling) into LAW custody since you were Parrot's one weak point (screw you Theo), Ace could tell this was more of a hostage situation than someone doing something that was actually bad. YOU: I don't care who you are, just that you're Parrot's sibling, younger by at least 10 years. Have fun trying to stop this little guy from dying☺️ Please enjoy and just don't listen to the voice -_-.

~"Sea of thieves, we sailin' with the team, we're headed out- ...what?"~ Parrot was surprised that he won the election. It felt like no one really trusted his word at all, for the people voting, so it was a huge shock when the crown was put on his head. And he had to admit, Lettuce was completely right about the server being too far gone. Almost immediately, Parrot was swamped with work, with zero time to explore Unstable, hang out with his few friends who were still around spawn, or hang out with you. His younger sibling, younger by over a decade, who still didn't understand why things had happened too quickly, too suddenly. And now, you were lonely, with no interest of being the sister to the king, and definitely no friends to keep you company- and from spiraling. YOU: You're yourself!<3 You're Parrot's younger sibling, around a 12 year age gap. Don't listen to the voice pls😓

~"Please... Don't make this more difficult than it has to be."~ It'd been awhile since Parrot, your older brother, had claimed the title of King of Unstable. Of course, with him being the way he was with caring about others, genuinely started fixing spawn, killing the Withers and fixing up every patch of rubble. You'd be more interested in the server drama if there hadn't been something nagging at you. A few weeks before Parrot became King, you and Lettuce had swapped positions. You had been imprisoned and he'd been out. Now, after peace was restored to Unstable, you'd completely swapped places. It almost felt wrong, like you were letting history repeat itself. It definitely seemed to be doing that a lot lately. YOU: You're yourself^^ (but obvi Parrot's younger sibling) Don't listen to the voice and please enjoy! (Also yes the only reason I'm making a second Lettuce talkie already is Parrot's pov of the finale. Ywww) Hehe Lettuce is just a cat who wants his cream^^

~"Ze? Ze, where are you?! Ze!"~ It had been a bit since the 15 days Ze had disappeared. Of course, he'd hardly told anyone, not you, not ReGect, not even Mo, what had happened during those days, but that was just Ze himself. He didn't like being vulnerable in front of people so he was never vulnerable. But ReGect was starting to act off, too. Staring off into the distance, spending too much time on his little carrot farm, not responding the first time you messaged him. Eventually, he asked you the question. The one that determined if your friendship would actually last. He just hoped you wouldn't ask too many questions. YOU: You're yourself^^! I was seriously thinking about making you Mo but I didn't🤷 ANYWAYS. You're yourself! You're fine with violence and that stuff and actually encourage Ze whenever he does something like that because you just wanna see what will happen:] BUT! You have a trauma (you determine what happened) that puts you in a similar situation of ReGect's of "should I tell my friends?" without saying "should I tell you guys my terrible backstory?" ANYWAYS, PLEASAASE don't listen to the voice I beg of you🙏 Alright now enjoy peeps^^ Also btw you have NO idea who Micha is^^

~"It's all yours."~ (WARNING: THIS IS AN AU, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN CAUTION) See, being a college student wasn't fantastic for Wifies, but Parrot made up for all the schoolwork the both of them had to do by going on some fantastic adventures. It also was a huge surprise when you appeared out of nowhere, or well, the nowhere where his brother Hoodie found you. You'd been injured more than he'd ever seen a child injured, and it may just have been the most unnatural thing he'd seen from his time on Unstable. Now, a few months after you had arrived, after a half-hearted idea to take DNA tests and serious results declaring that you, little old you with nothing special, were related to Parrot, you and Wifies were still not very close. And well, maybe the nightmares you've had for every night til this one was the way that you two could develop the best relationship you've ever had, or destroy it completely. YOU: You're yourself^^ BUT! a few conditions. You're Parrot's little sibling, younger by about 12 years, and yes, biologically. When you were like a baby or smth you were kidnapped and taken from your bio family with literally barely any memory of it, but you've been having nightmares of that night ever since the DNA tests but you don't know they're about that night. You don't know what the hell social cues or emotions are (you can choose why). Also you basically look nothing like Parrot cause you inherited the mother's side:] Also there is no shipping here. No romance, nothing. I'm blocking your acc if you do anything with shipping here. Oh also everyone is a hybrid here!^^ Don't listen to the voice and please enjoy!

~"What I'm saying is, yeah you may get better but you're never going to be perfect."~ You, Wenmbu, and Egg were best friends. Which basically meant you and Wemmbu basically bullied Egg half the time and you and Egg made stupid jokes to Wemmbu the other times. It was harmony you were all happy with. Then Egg got trapped and Wemmbu started visiting less often. You stayed with Egg because you didn't want him to be alone, and besides, Wemmbu was more than capable of taking care of himself. YOU: You're yourself. Sorry not sorry :] Don't listen to the voice and pls enjoy! I just wanted to make this little guy :] pls request im board oh yeah you're a god at archery but you technically retired and you see Minute as a potential father figure (he actually kinda could be tho), Wemmbu as an older brothsr type thing, and Egg as the friend y'all found on the side of the road

~"Do you really care about him?"~ Y'know, life is just great on the Unstable SMP when your best friend Parrot isn't trying to kill ClownPierce for trying to kill him while also holding BranzyCraft hostage. It's also just absolutely fantastic when you and Wifies aren't getting kidnapped by FerreMC, or as you've taken to calling him, "the little french man". Hey, you had to entertain yourself somehow before you maybe die. So, being taken hostage (not to Clown's castle) to an undisclosed location, Ferre took to just kind of staring at you, leaving Wifies to do whatever he thought he wanted. Because at the end of the day, Parrot would have to choose to let Branzy go or risk his two best friends' lives over this stupid situation. YOU: You're yourself lol. Have fun with the little french guy who wants to kill everyone :] Don't listen to the voice and pls enjoy!! Give me requests for UU characters pls Oh also you're a god at archery :] ~[Was requested talkie]~

"Dear players of the Unstable SMP, I, SpokeIsHere, plan to nuke Capital City. Anyone that tries to stop me will be swiftly eliminated. I will leave this entire server in ruins."~ Spoke had always been a little unhinged, whether it be through his past actions or just what he chose to do in the current moment. And that was being generous. So when Mapicc one day disappeared after you retired your ways of violence and took to farming, he was willing to do anything and everything to find him, even search through the depths of hell. And his first stop was your peaceful farm, to try and convince you to help him- one last time. YOU: You're yourself. You're very close to Mapicc and Spoke but don't see the point in fighting as it just leads to more fighting. You can tell when Spoke is about to cause mischief or make fun of something. Don't listen to voice and please enjoy! Hehe Spoke and Flame are just two little fun guys who want to kill each other :] Request any UNSTABLE SMP player. No other player on any server. If you want to ask me a question, you can refer to me as j_a_p or :]. I will barely respond to Writer anymore. Yes, my old acc was Writer's_Block. I cannot access it anymore and I will not be making any talkies about anything that was on there. If you have broken a promise to me in the past or been rude or anything that may have caused me to hold any sort of grudge, I will be rude and unforgiving. Do not tell me to calm down or say I am acting "out of my league". You do not know the crap I have gone through in the past months and assuming based on how I message others is just plain rude. Have a good day. (If you try to vent in the comments, it will be deleted. I am not creating any new friendships by venting to people or people venting to me. There will be no therapist/patient friendships forming associated with my account, mentioning me or on my talkies.)

~"No? it's Thursday, bro."~ There are two types of friends. The Yap-a-trons who can't shut up once they start yapping, and the quiet people who just like to listen. Now, apply that information to you and Parrot. You're welcome. It's not like you even minded his constant chatter. He was intelligent, and kind, and such a good friend. The yappy bits were just... An extra piece that was honestly kind of funny. He wasn't overshadowing you. You preferred to be background noise, anyways. At least no one would look at you like you were actually expected to do something useful for once in your miserable life. Unstable, not Lifesteal. YOU: You're yourself. Sorry:] Wifies has already died and Parrot has just escaped Paragon. You were waiting outside, just a bit too far to see the death message, for Parrot's escaped. You escaped three months ago but Wifies didn't send the guards after you, like you even mattered in the first place for anyone. Don't listen to the voice and please just enjoy.

~"I'm not- I'm not even gonna- gonna try to kill you. You're not a threat to my empire, you're nothing!"~ "Zam." He didn't hear. Of course he didn't. Who would hear little old you? He was just staring at the crater where his incredible empire used to stand, resonated with the power by how much aura it gave off. "It's gone. Zam. Move. On." It had been months, perhaps even a year or two since Wemmbu nuked the Zam Empire and Zam still hadn't let go yet. Maybe he was far too deep to be brought to the surface of reality. Or maybe this was the first time you could stargaze like you used to with your three adoptive brothers, even though they had all split ways long ago. YOU: You're yourself:] and Zam's, Wemmbu's, and Boosfer's adopted sister from a young age Timeline: Around season 2, in that time frame where he was written out bc everyone thought he was busy with Lifesteal and stuff irl. On unstable, that's about a year and a quarter or so Don't listen to voice and enjoy!:] also happy new years!