hi! it's DSMP AGAIN!!!!! FOR THE 50TH TIME! BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW BARELY ANY OTHER FANDOM!!!!! BESIDES GRAVITY FALLS AND HARRY POTTER... ALSO FORSAKEN BUT I'M NOT MAKING ANY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! also people... in the picture? I was lying, my head hurts, I have bad lungs, and I hate life, the only people who know are my friends but I'm trusting y'all with this so pls don't yell or report me for stating the truth...

do what you want, I am just tired and I need food

sorry I haven't been posting in a while, probably like 3 months now? 4??? idk but sorry, y'all do what y'all want, I don't know what to do and yes... YES, THE KARL VOICE! DON'T COMPLAIN! IT'S THE CLOSEST! DO NOT BLAME ME! !!!!!!!! damn still reading? thought you would be gone by now 😂 can't believe people still read this far damn, you really must like my content if you go this far down my mental sanity is dropping 50% please get off GET OFF! THERE IS NOTHING DOWN HERE! TOTALLY! OK LOOK! I MIGHT HAVE DEPRESSION OK!? you got me to admit it!😒 now stop scrolling WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME! BRUH, STOP SCROLLING!😭 STOP IT! FINE! YOU GOT ME! I DON'T WANT YOU SCROLLING ANYMORE!!!😭😭😭😭 STOP IT!!!!!!!!! I'm sad now😭

hiiiii I'm baaaaaaaack!!!! and tired😢 but anywho let's get back to this so basically this is my first time someone has actually REQUESTED a talkie so like I don't know what to do but just make it 😥 anyway GOODBYE CROWS! also one more thing . . . . DADZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok so basically in the dragon au which thé title means (dragon au) Drakhan au is in draconic as English letters like ABC but anyway George is a bottom... DREAM IS TOP AND IF YOU CHANGE THAT YOU HATE DREAM! ALSO! Dream and George have confirmed they are NOT DATING! THIS ISN'T TRUE! they act sus sometimes but THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS! AND SAPNAP IS SUS BECAUSE HE CAN BE! HE ISN'T DATING DREAM OR GEORGE!

these two are my favorite YouTubers also DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT HIS DEATH OR ELSE I WILL DELETE YOUR COMMENT not like I would see it for a while anyways

guess both my knees are matching now, FIRST A MOTORCYCLE CRASH, NOW A BICYCLE CRASH!? also Karl voice AGAIN AND YES AGAIN! TOO BAD SO SAD!

you are either Farfadox(the top) or Dream(the bottom) either way only difference is the Dream is a blob and Farfadox is a royal demon knight anyway here's how they met. '"Farfadox has waited his life to meet his chosen ruler. However, when he arrives to claim his bride, he finds Dream, a man who is hurt, scared, and distrustful. Farfadox believes Dream is still his and intends to spend their near-immortal lives convincing Dream of his love and care.'" also KARL VOICE AGAIN! TOO BAD! WOMP WOMP GO CRY ABOUT IT! Bye my great subscribers I love you all and have a good day my crow children(PHILZA REFERENCE!!!)

He is a nice British person who is dislexic also sorry if the voice is not right I have been trying to combinate but I cannot it is 6:00 a.m.

my mom was hitting me with a stick today... idk if I still want to live... BUT ANYWAY it's dsmp Choose what you want

choose... I might kill myself tonight... I have a gun :D

this is the black tree disease and the DSMP was just struck... guess who was infected first? of course... Tubbo... a infected bee was in a hive he was treating and stung him and of course! the sting had the virus so... he got sick and the others... noticed and remembered... it was from plants and animals... they killed him for safety but Ranboo... he got infected... he had kissed Tubbo before he knew what was causing the sickness(THEY ARE MARRIED! DON'T QUESTION ME WHEN IT'S IRL!) and... Ranboo teleported away before they could kill him... Jack, and Niki soon followed the infection and soon almost everyone but... Dream who was in prison surrounded by lava... he was the only survivor since Ranboo had already entered stage 5. Stages: Stage 1: Early Infection Breathing difficulties and nosebleeds. Failing eyesight. A sensation of roots moving under the skin. Stage 2: Loss of Control Symptoms: Loss of sanity, worsened eyesight, loss of muscle control, and cannibalistic cravings for flesh. Symptoms: Limbs become weak, stretching, coughing up vines, blindness, vomiting Stage 3: Physical Transformation Symptoms: Hyper-aggression, loss of voice and hearing, and roots breaking through the body. Symptoms: Extreme hunger, loss of consciousness, and hostile behavior. Stage 4: Constant Pain Symptoms: Heightened hearing to compensate for vision loss, complete loss of sanity, and constant pain and hunger. Stage 5: Rooted Existence Symptoms: The person becomes permanently rooted in place, with a complete loss of memory and forced to live in continuous pain. Important Note: The "Black Tree Virus" is a concept from fan-made Alternate Universe (AU) stories and not a real-world phenomenon.

I'm not feeling... livable today... not in the good livable type... I don't wanna be here anymore... sorry my little crows and avains

Я хочу заколоть себя, а потом повеситься, чтобы умереть. also KARL VOICE! 😄

hi... it's 3 in the morning... I just woke up... I HATE MY SLEEP CYCLE!

characters(I can remember at least): Dream, George, Sapnap, Karl, Schlatt, Phil, Techno, Wilbur, Quackity, Tommy, Ranboo, Tubbo, Alyssa, Niki, Sam, Hbomb, BoomerH, Skeppy, Bad, Conner, Shroud, Micheal, Purpled, Jack, Slimeccle, Antfrost, Puffy, Tina, and Foolish I think that's them all? tell me if I missed anyone I might not respond immediately I might respond like 4 days later or like 3 days later I don't know but I am going to see when I get back on and see the comments I'm going to find out who I'm missing I'm pretty sure if I'm missing anyone y'all can just tell me please but anyways I have a very bad stomach ache that's the whole reason I'm making this just because I feel like I'm about to throw up but yeah bye little crows and Avains also KARL'S VOICE!

ok add whoever but you are Dream/XD I know I said you're the god of love but you are also the god of creation! have a good time with George he's a nice guy and he's a hot British white boy

he is the god of love and ... something else... just don't get to close... But you are GeorgeHD/George and you DID get to close to him!