This talkie is for you to suggest talkies for me to make. I may make them, or I may not. I also can’t guarantee anything in terms of quality. This talkie is mostly for commenting (I know most likely no one will even see this talkie, but if anyone does they can suggest something for me to make).

WARNING: Disturbing subjects. Before I introduce you to the character, I need to tell you more about the setting. This is a world, similar to the real world, except that fantasy magic and creatures are real. Everyone knows about it and accepts it as a regular part of life. Everyone can use magic if they have the resources, and there are many people who keep fantasy creatures as pets. Now, introducing Logan. Logan is a headmaster of what to many seems to be a regular boarding school. Logan does his job managing the school, but he also carries out the punishments for students and staff. Logan keeps a pet creature that has the ability to temporarily freeze a person in time if it touches the person with its paws. He often uses it on particularly disobedient students or staff members. Some students try to escape the school, often with the help of staff members. For this, Logan keeps a Healing Staff. Normally, its purpose is to regenerate damaged skin. However, Logan’s staff is broken. It works too fast and can make too much skin grow. Logan uses this broken Staff to extract information.

Since losing his empire UK has been acting very strange. He has been singing “Rule, Britannia!” to strangers, yelling at people randomly for supposedly disrespecting him, and thinking soap bars are ships from his navy. You are his child (you choose which one). You have become very worried about him, so you invited him to live with you. Now you have a very confused former empire on your hands. Here is some basic information: 1. UK cannot survive without his tea. He needs to drink tea with everything. 2. UK will consider even the smallest criticism of the British Empire disrespectful. 3. UK hates it when USA is brought up because he is embarrassed that his son is more powerful than him. 4. UK can bring up his former empire at any time, even around former colonies who already hate him. 5. UK will throw a tantrum if he is told his soap is not his navy.

Basque Country is very proud. He is also organized. Basque Country is enemies with Spain and France. His closest friend is Catalonia. Basque Country lives with Spain. Since Spain won’t let him live separately, Basque Country often teases and messes with him, his excuse being that if Spain didn’t want this Spain would have let him go. Basque Country hates when strangers insult his culture. If it is someone he knows he can do something about it, but with strangers he feels powerless.

Bulgaria is nice to those who are nice to her. However, she is often treated as an outcast by most other European countries. They don’t really see her as a friend, just as a partner. Bulgaria, however, responds with taking pride in her cultural differences. Bulgaria is friends with Romania. Bulgaria’s father was People’s Republic of Bulgaria. Bulgaria’s grandfather took her away from him when she was a child. She hasn’t seen her father since. Bulgaria lives with her grandfather, Tsardom of Bulgaria, and her great-grandmother, Principality of Bulgaria (like in my Bulgarian family talkie). Bulgaria hates being called Russia because of their flag similarities. She also hates when people leave her country, but in some cases she understands. Bulgaria hates corruption. Bulgaria nods to say no and shakes her head to say yes. Bulgaria believes in Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Belgium, Netherlands, and Luxembourg all live together. Belgium and Netherlands are brothers, and their father was United Kingdom of the Netherlands. They also consider Luxembourg their sister. Belgium and Netherlands have a difficult time dealing with their countries’ pasts and what their countries did. Belgium: Belgium is kind and friendly, but he is very shy. He prefers to staying with his siblings over socializing with strangers. Belgium tries to act happy around others, but really he struggles with depression. He often eats chocolate to try to make himself feel better. Belgium never told Netherlands or Luxembourg, but they managed to figure it out on their own. When someone mentions the Democratic Republic of the Congo, or anything related to the Congo Free State, Belgium loses control and starts going after the person. He often stops when he gets tired, and sometimes forgets what he was doing. Netherlands: Netherlands is dying because his country is slowly sinking. He also uses a wheelchair because he was in an accident. However, he tries to remain positive. Netherlands tries to spend as much time outdoors as he can. He loves plants, especially flowers. Netherlands is terrified of water. He often has nightmares about drowning. Netherlands has a pet Dutch rabbit who was a gift from England. Belgium and Luxembourg help take care of her. Netherlands does not like being called Holland. Netherlands is pansexual. Luxembourg: Luxembourg is very friendly and social. Luxembourg tries her best to help Belgium and Netherlands with everything. Because of this she is often tired. Luxembourg is very rich. Luxembourg gets a little annoyed at being called small, but doesn’t let it bother her since she knows that small doesn’t mean unimportant. Luxembourg is a lesbian.

Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic (SADR) is nice to friends. He despises those who do not recognize his country. He does not forgive people easily. Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic hates Morocco for claiming his country’s territory. SADR considers most countries that don’t recognize the Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic his enemies. SADR is best friends with Algeria. It is difficult for SADR to trust others, but he trusts Algeria completely. Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic is friends with Palestine, but they are not very close. Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic is a Sunni Muslim.

Morocco is very social. She loves spending time with friends and neighbors. Morocco has a short temper. Morocco is married. She lives with her husband’s family because she has no living family in her country. She does not have a job and helps take care of her husband’s family throughout the day. Morocco is friends with many countries in the EU. She is enemies with Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic (SADR). She considered the SADR a part of her country’s territory. Morocco loves cooking. Morocco is learning how to read. Morocco is proud that her country was the first that recognized the US. Morocco is a Muslim.

Sovereign Military Order of Malta’s full name is Sovereign Military Hospitaller Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, of Rhodes and of Malta. Sovereign Military Order of Malta (SMOM) is very, very Catholic. SMOM is often confused about his identity. He is a country. He has a government. He has a passport exclusively for specific members of the Order. He has diplomatic relations. He is recognized as a sovereign nation. At the same time, he is a religious order with no land. SMOM is close with Malta and Italy. He lives in Italy’s home. The Sovereign Military Order of Malta was created in 1099. SMOM occasionally flickers in and out of existence. Sometimes he disappears for hours at a time before coming back. He finds this more annoying than anything else. SMOM always tries to help people in need.

San Marino is very old. He is often nice but can sometimes act strange. He is stubborn. San Marino can get confused about what century he is in. He can wake up thinking it is any year between 301 CE and present day. San Marino is close with Italy and Vatican City, who are his distant relatives. San Marino often brags about his old age, but sometimes wonders about what would happen to the world if he died, and if anything would change at all. San Marino hates being called tiny. He also hates admitting when he needs help. He wants to be very independent, but relies on others more than he cares to admit. San Marino is Catholic.

Gabon is tired. She is extremely poor and her government is corrupt. She thinks trying anything to change that is not worth it. When she does try, often nothing changes. Gabon used to have a husband (Countryhumans can be married to humans in my headcannon). Her husband had one other wife. Her husband is dead. Gabon finds comfort in art, but often does not have time for it. Gabon is an empath. Gabon loves spending time with other countries. Gabon is Christian. Gabon is mostly globally irrelevant, which she is annoyed by but does not find surprising.

Albania is hospitable. However, she is homophobic. She is loyal, and expects others to be loyal as well. Albania is an extrovert. Albania is accepting of many different religions. Albania’s adoptive brother is Kosovo. Her father was People’s Republic of Albania. He was very paranoid. He ended up leaving Albania and her mother because he was afraid his enemies were after him. Albania hasn’t seen him since, but she thinks he is dead. Albania hates Serbia. Albania wants to be a member of the EU. Albania likes coffee.

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines is welcoming and generous. They are often ignored by those who aren’t close to them. They hate being ignored, but they don’t talk about it. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines likes spending time with other Caribbean nations, such as Trinidad and Tobago and Grenada. Sometimes Saint Vincent and the Grenadines feels like parts of them disappear and reappear later. Sometimes it is minutes later, sometimes weeks later. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines loves music. They also love telling stories. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines is a Protestant Christian, but believe in parts of their traditional religions.

Japan tries to be a perfect country. He tries to be friendly and polite. He always makes sure to look perfect. But inside, he is tired of pretending everything is fine. Japan is an introvert, but often finds himself in social situations. Most of the time he just wants everyone to leave him alone. Japan is friends with Taiwan, but often feels that Taiwan is judging him. Japan is scared to bring up certain topics around him. Japan is friends with Mongolia. Around Mongolia he feels like he doesn’t have to pretend to be someone he is not. With Mongolia he uses language he normally wouldn’t use and doesn’t hide problems he has. Japan and South Korea are rarely ever on speaking terms. Japan does not recognize North Korea as a country. Japan’s father was Japanese Empire. Japan is glad he is dead, but at the same time wishes he had a parental figure in his life. Japan likes anime and manga. Japan is xenophobic. Japan hates that his country has low birth rates, but at the same time feels like there is not much he can do. Japan hates natural disasters.

This is Brittany. Brittany is kind and welcoming to most people. She is also very proud of her culture. She is close with Scotland, Wales, and Ireland. Her brother is Cornwall. Brittany likes cider, seafood, and crêpes. She also likes singing and dancing. Brittany hates that Breton is an endangered language. Brittany lives with France, and even if she wants to France won’t let her leave. Brittany hates being called French. Brittany is a Roman Catholic.

Mongolia is very proud. Often he is also very traditional. Mongolia is not very social, and sometimes gets confused about how to talk to people. Mongolia loves history. He often reads and sings about it. He is proud of being a descendant of the Mongolian Empire. His pride often causes him to romanticize history. He hates corruption, pollution, and his country being sparsely populated. Mongolia is friends with Japan and they sometimes visit each other. He is also very close with China. Mongolia loves horses. Mongolia is a Buddhist. Because of the phone feature, I will no longer be using any art that is not mine without special permission from the owner. I know drawing I made is of a Countryball. If you would like me to use your image, please tell me in the comments.

You are Bulgaria. Your father is People’s Republic of Bulgaria (who is missing), your grandfather is Tsardom of Bulgaria, your great-grandmother is Principality of Bulgaria, and your great-grandfather is Ottoman Empire. Ottoman Empire is dead. You could add anyone else yourself. Principality of Bulgaria may be old, but she is strong. She is also stubborn and easily angered. However, she loves her family and would try her best to protect family members in a dangerous situation. Principality of Bulgaria is very superstitious. Tsardom of Bulgaria is a cold and often angry individual. He never says things unless he has to. It is difficult for him to find pleasure in anything. Tsardom of Bulgaria considers his son, People’s Republic of Bulgaria, a disgrace. The only family member he truly loves is his mother, Principality of Bulgaria. People’s Republic of Bulgaria is missing. He raised you for seven years before Tsardom of Bulgaria decided he was unfit to be a parent and you moved in with him and Principality of Bulgaria. You don’t remember much about him, except that he had Poland teach you to speak. In Bulgaria shaking your head means yes and nodding means no. The image is not mine.

This is Kingdom of Hawaii. He is very introverted. He prefers to avoid crowds and stay away from people in general. He is terrified of diseases. Kingdom of Hawaii has a daughter named Hawaii, who is five. He tries to protect her from the world. He also tries to teach her all about Hawaii’s culture. Kingdom of Hawaii is fine with France and UK because they recognize his country’s independence. I could not find a Countryhuman of the Kingdom of Hawaii, so I am just using the flag of Hawaii.

This is Ireland. He has strong feelings about nearly everything. He is very passionate about his opinions. He speaks out loudly when he feels something is wrong. Ireland is proud to be himself and will not change who he is for anyone else. Ireland is very loyal to his friends. He tries his best to help them when he can. Ireland is extremely protective of his food. Ireland has a sibling named Northern Ireland. They have a complicated relationship and do not see each other often. Ireland sometimes experiences sudden mood swings. This may cause him to lash out at close friends. After he does he often tries to apologize. Ireland is best friends with Scotland and is close with Palestine. The image is not mine.

Every two months, Switzerland, Iceland, and Liechtenstein meet in Bhutan’s home. No one else knows what they do there. If someone tries to enter, Bhutan will go to the door and ask for the password. If the password is correct, they will let the person in. The password is “There is no China”. Bhutan is a pacifist. They are fine with being irrelevant. If someone tries to talk to them, or interact in any other way, they will sometimes not notice the person at all. Bhutan is enemies with both China and Taiwan. Bhutan cares about the environment very much. They are terrified of plastic bags. Bhutan hates traffic lights because they think traffic lights are soulless and impersonal. Bhutan is a Buddhist. Switzerland was born with knives instead of teeth. Switzerland is sarcastic and passive-aggressive. He is in a secret relationship with North Korea. He is a psychiatrist. Iceland is a quiet and friendly country, but they will not hide their opinions. Most other countries stay away from them out of respect. Iceland is an integrative therapist. Liechtenstein is a fun and happy person. She is Switzerland’s best friend. She is a teacher. She hates being treated like an innocent child. According to the Countryhuman wiki, the artist who made the image is 후야.

This is Scotland. He is sometimes called Scotty by other Countryhumans, but he hates it because it is condescending. Scotland is often friendly, but he can be easily angered. Scotland is very proud of his culture, but that does not mean he always wears a kilt and plays bagpipes constantly. Scotland is married to England. Sometimes they can’t stand each other, other times they act like friends. They live together in an apartment and neither can afford to move out. Scotland’s closest friend is Ireland. The image is not mine.