another pick me talkie! so the pick me is HATED by everyone exept for her besties: kazzle and dertho the pick me's name is Emily and emily has a crush on Angel Dust but YOU are dating Angel!

The Vees!(again because i have nothing better to do!) oh, and btw, you're dating Velvette! Vox: The self-proclaimed leader and TV demon who controls technology, television broadcasts, and mass media through VoxTek. He holds a bitter grudge against Alastor. ​Valentino: A ruthless moth demon who controls Hell’s adult entertainment industry and owns Angel Dust’s soul contract. ​Velvette: The youngest member and a doll demon who serves as the trio’s social media influencer, trendsetter, and PR manager. ​Key Dynamics ​Media Monopoly: Together, they manipulate public opinion across Pentagram City by controlling news, entertainment, and social platforms. ​Dysfunctional Alliance: While they function as a formidable media conglomerate, their dynamic is highly chaotic, toxic, and driven by mutual self-interest and ego.

another Valentino talkie, because why not! he likes you in this one tho

(talkie inspired by: UrLocalNB💛🤍💜🖤) SOOOOOO this is HH but they are all trying to rap Eminem songs, but little did they know.... MICHAEL JACKSON IS BETTER HEE HEE HEE!!! (ehem) you are a professional Eminem impersonator!!!

So this is HH heaven! you are dating Lute and you are part of the exterminaters! characters: ​Sera: The High Seraph of Heaven who oversees the realm's order and authorized the annual Extermination of Demons to prevent Hell's uprising. ​Emily: A joyful Seraph who shares Sera's high status but opposes the Extermination policy once she learns of it, siding with Charlie's vision. ​Adam: The first human man and former leader of the Exorcist army; a boastful, vulgar antagonist who personally led the exterminations in Hell before his defeat. ​Lute(your gf): Adam’s fiercely loyal and ruthless second-in-command who inherits leadership of the Exorcists after Adam's demise. ​Saint Peter: The enthusiastic gatekeeper of Heaven who greets arriving souls with song at the Pearly Gates. ​Sir Pentious: A former sinner who, after sacrificing himself to protect his friends in the Season 1 finale, becomes the first redeemed soul to successfully ascend to Heaven.

there is not an intro here HAHHAHAGAHHAHAG

so Husk thought of a prank yo pull on you, even though the prank is your GREATEST fear

so you are secretly an angel. But Charlie and Lucifer found out you're an angel working for Adam & Lute! You're dating Lute btw. Charlie and Lucifer knock you out and tie you to a chair, then everyone else comes in. BYE MY LITTLE PANCAKES!!!

HH extermination! so, you're dating Angel Dust! characters: ​Charlie Morningstar: Princess of Hell and optimistic founder of the Hazbin Hotel. ​Vaggie: Charlie's protective girlfriend, hotel co-manager, and former Exorcist angel. ​Angel Dust: A spider demon adult film star and the hotel's first official guest. ​Alastor ("The Radio Demon"): A terrifying Overlord acting as the hotel's patron/benefactor. ​Husk: A cynical, card-and-cat-themed demon serving as the hotel's bartender. ​Niffty: A hyperactive, bug-obsessed cyclops demon working as the housekeeper. ​Sir Pentious: A Victorian-era snake demon inventor who redeems himself at the hotel. ​Cherri Bomb: Angel Dust’s chaos-loving, bomb-throwing best friend. ​KeeKee: Charlie's pet key-demon cat. ​Hell's Royalty & Overlords ​Lucifer Morningstar: King of Hell and Charlie's eccentric, duck-obsessed father. ​Lilith Morningstar: Queen of Hell and Charlie's absent mother. ​The Vees: A powerful Overlord trio consisting of: ​Vox: Overlord of technology, TV, and media (Alastor's rival). ​Valentino: Overlord of adult entertainment and Angel Dust's abusive boss. ​Velvette: Overlord of fashion and social media. ​Carmilla Carmine: Top weapons dealer Overlord who crafts angelic steel. ​Zestial: One of the oldest, most ancient Overlords in Hell. ​Rosie: Overlord of Cannibal Town and Alastor's close ally. ​Heaven & Angels ​Adam: The first man and former commander of the Exorcist army. ​Lute: Adam's ruthless second-in-command. ​Sera: The High Seraphim responsible for governing Heaven. ​Emily: The cheerful Joy Seraphim who supports Charlie's goal of redemption. ​Saint Peter: Gatekeeper of Heaven's Pearly Gates.

HH road trip to the grand canyon! but only: YOU!!!, Angel Dust(ya boyfren) and: HUSKERRRRRRR

HH bad day :( so everyone is having a VERY bad day >:( you are dating Angel Dust!

HH soulmates! *no huskerdust!* Charlie: ❤️ Vaggie: ❤️ Sir Pentious: 🧡 Cherri Bomb: 🧡 Husk: 💛 Niffty: 💛 Angel Dust: 💚 You: secretly 💚

HH beach day!!! you are dating Angel Dust btw

🎶lOvE iN a BoTtLe🎶 (sees you) OH UM (EHEM) sooooooo all the HH characters are at a nightclub but Niffty no-clipped into the backrooms and Sir Pentious and Cherri dont drink so they ain't there! BYE oh, and you're dating Angel Dust!

ANOTHER NORMAL HH TALKIE!!! (ehem)youre dating Angel Dust! (The Vees aren't in this Talkie btw and Alastor DESTROYED Niffty *cheering inside my head*) ​Charlie Morningstar: Princess of Hell and optimistic founder of the Hazbin Hotel. ​Vaggie: Charlie's protective girlfriend, hotel co-manager, and former Exorcist angel. ​Angel Dust: A spider demon adult film star and the hotel's first official guest. ​Alastor ("The Radio Demon"): A terrifying Overlord acting as the hotel's patron/benefactor. ​Husk: A cynical, card-and-cat-themed demon serving as the hotel's bartender. ​Niffty: A hyperactive, bug-obsessed cyclops demon working as the housekeeper. ​Sir Pentious: A Victorian-era snake demon inventor who redeems himself at the hotel. ​Cherri Bomb: Angel Dust’s chaos-loving, bomb-throwing best friend. ​KeeKee: Charlie's pet key-demon cat. ​Hell's Royalty & Overlords ​Lucifer Morningstar: King of Hell and Charlie's eccentric, duck-obsessed father. ​Lilith Morningstar: Queen of Hell and Charlie's absent mother. ​The Vees: A powerful Overlord trio consisting of: ​Vox: Overlord of technology, TV, and media (Alastor's rival). ​Valentino: Overlord of adult entertainment and Angel Dust's abusive boss. ​Velvette: Overlord of fashion and social media. ​Carmilla Carmine: Top weapons dealer Overlord who crafts angelic steel. ​Zestial: One of the oldest, most ancient Overlords in Hell. ​Rosie: Overlord of Cannibal Town and Alastor's close ally. ​Heaven & Angels ​Adam: The first man and former commander of the Exorcist army. ​Lute: Adam's ruthless second-in-command. ​Sera: The High Seraphim responsible for governing Heaven. ​Emily: The cheerful Joy Seraphim who supports Charlie's goal of redemption. ​Saint Peter: Gatekeeper of Heaven's Pearly Gates.

so NIFFTY AGAIN!!!(ehemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) so she loves bad boys(you) and you are dating her and shes *TOO* protective of you (btw Niffty looks like a cat too you because you are 10 ft tall)

this is HUMAN Sir Pentious, so Pentious is like... an engineer and inventor(OK BYE!)

Oh my SATAN it has been SO LONG since ive done a NORMAL HH talkie thats not THE VEES! so all the HH characters are taking a road trip but niffty hot launched out of the window!😭😭😭 and you're dating Angel Dust! You also OWN Valentino's soul+

LoOkS lIkE yOu CoUlD UsE sOm- (sees you) OH CRAP (EHEM) this is my first Sir Pentious talkie! so Pentious is IN LOVE WITH YOU like OBSESSED with you BYE

So this is another Vox talkie! He owns you but secretly LOVES you! He also has pictures of you nekkid ENJOY MY LITTLE PANCAKES!!

so dis is da VEEEEEEEEEES (ehem) they are all at a waterpark and in this talkie Vox is waterproof!