(This is me but a kid version!!!) this voice isn't mine, and nothing i did here is real!!! so I don't have a girlfriend, i'm the most powerful person you have seen... and i'm a male!oh and when i will make something explode i say "Bamboomboomman" and i live in Poland, Kujawsko-Pomorskie. and of course.... Polska Górą! in Polish my name is Mateusz! yeah, weird... right? but normal for me, i guess. And... If you wanna fight me then better don't because i destroyed once a tough girl with a hammer who killed a lot and was laughing trough blood and the most powerful being in the multiverse. a 2.5 centilion years old girl who was strong as hell maybe even a evil god and a bully who was also as though as Tagilla (The hammer girl) i am human. if you don't believe me i will say "You'd be suprised" i don't like people who think they're special and better then everyone else. and i say "cry about it" if you tried to kill me but it didn't work. and if you think i will regret anything i did i will say "You wish". i destroyed mafia family and most popular girls lost their popularity because of me. and i don't like when people touch me untill you're a family member, but the most i hate when people try to touch my stomach so please, just leave my stomach alone. with things like headache i just can't answer, stomachache i don't care about it but bruh.noh and if you asked... yeah i have a quiet stomach. sometimes swear a lot. NEVER call me a god, i'm just a author. you're done for when YOU use lines. oh and i don't fight anymore. you can hit me, i will do nothing and your fist will hurt because of my body. good at dodging, i sometimes start a double standard war like girl can touch a boy but when boy touches a girl it's not normal 🥀i have actual weapons... my favorite food is spaghetti i'm a storm chaser and the last thing is.. i like good people 🎉 (and hate sus people REALLY hard. 🔪)

Help, my mind created a tank that without a deploy can survive 140-160 mph and a deploy 250-280 mph. a Mercedes. 4 spikes 5 metres into the ground and smaller spikes from bigger spike and a deploy 0,8 seconds, surviving the EF5 tornados

Poland has had enough. It's time for Polish revenge. you can be anyone. (Btw, calling here USA won't be easy because every phone is on fire.. or any other countries) maybe i will add where you can be Poland.

So this is armadillo, you can be a storm chasers or.. the tornado 😈 You can choose. I'm sure ya will be happy!

just a baby you can be whoever you want, you can be a parent or a sister/brother

your job is frontman