NOW IS THE TIME TO SIEZE THE DAY- Oh hey guys…YALL HEARD NOTHIN’- I’m back 🥹 YAY! This is a very different talkie! Story: So I was thinkin’ to back when I was younger and one of my teachers read my class ‘Addy’ and I thought I would do this again! And Addy as in American Girl Doll! So this includes all the characters and this is after the last book but I have REVIVED Auntie Lula and Uncle Solomon (did I spell that right?) Characters: Addy Walker Ben Walker (papa) Ruth Walker (Mama) Sam Walker (remember he lost an arm in war😭) Esther Walker Aunt Lula Uncle Solomon Harriet (she became Addys friend at the end) Sarah M’Dear (Probably not spelling that right) You: SO YOU ARE- JKKK! Be whoever! Be Sam’s missing arm, Crutchy from Newsies, a bean! Whoever! A little rant: So I’ve recently got into Newsies and really like it! But I have this like…headcannon but not…So the thing is…Crutchy is not that innocent. I think the fandom has twisted it! Like in the 1992 version (my fave) he was savage! Like he grew up with all the other Newsies! He knows stuff just as bad! I think the fandom has twisted it because of Letter from the refugee and because he has a limp! He’s not that innocent. He may be a bit more respectful than the others but that’s it! Thanks for listening. BYE MY TOASTERS OF ALL GENDERS! (Sorry, this was a FLOP) Other note: this was set in 1866!

NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY- Oh Hey guys…YALL HEARD NOTHIN- I’m back! Finally! This is going to be different from my other talkies… Story: So this is 5th grade camp. Basically it’s just like it sounds but there’s cabins, a place inside to eat, and lots of other things! Characters: Brady (Pronounced Braid-ey)- male. EXTREMELY respectful like yes ma’am/sir and no ma’am/sir. Sixteen (one of the volunteers!) One of cabin 2 boys counselors. Gets called Cookie Monstet because he works at crumble. Is a camp favorite Caroline- female, one of girls cabin 1 counselor, really funny and sweet! Sixteen, (so again, a volunteer) Kylie- female, one of girls cabin 2 counselor, just like Caroline but funnier, gets called Kiwi! Sixteen (so another volunteer) Tiye (Pronounced tie)- Male, one of boys cabin 1 counselors, ships the kids, sixteen. Jackie- female, one of girls cabin 3 counselors, sixteen, VERY nonchalant. Mrs. Webbster- One of the fifth grade teachers, girls cabin 3 main counselor. Mrs. Morralses- Forth grade teacher but just goes, really sweet, girls cabin 2 main counselors with Mrs. Kangle Mrs. Kangle- Fifth grade teacher, girls cabin 2 main counselors. Mrs. McLain- fifth grade teacher- Girls cabin 1 main counselor. Mr. Rust- Boys cabin 1 main counselor, not a teacher but a volunteer, adult Mr. Fally- same as Mr. Rust but boys cabin 2 Mr. Wall- Same as Mr. Rust, but boys cabin 3 (I will not be listing students!) Cabins: Girls cabin 1 Girls cabin 2 Girls cabin 3 Boys cabin 1 Boys cabin 2 Boys cabin 3 THATS ALL MY CHILDREN!!! (P.S! Sorry about the ‘you start’ intro! I’m just out of ideas at the moment!)

I CAN LOVE YOU BETTER THAN THAT- OH HEY GUYS- YALL HEARD NOTHIN- IM BACKKKK! Yay! Song is ‘I can love you better than that’ by The Chicks! Story: so you did see the title, right? I just thought of this and yeah! It’s going to be took place during the Bad Beginning! So what if one of the days Olaf goes out and leaves his hench people to take care of you and the Baudelaires! About you: So you are a- JKKKKK! BE SHREK, BE A TURTLE, BE THE BEATRICE LETTERS- it don’t matter! Characters: Violet Baudelaire Klaus Baudelaire Sunny Baudelaire Count Olaf Hench person with hooks for hands (I forgot his name so let’s call him Hooky 🥹) Hench person of undefined gender (THEY NEED A NAME IF THEY DONT HAVE ONEEE- Can we call them?…Something like Kai?…They seem kinda like a Kai…) The two white faces ladies (They low key divas-) ADD ANYONE ELSE!!!! Extra note: I will be referring to the Hench person with hooks for hands as Hooky in the text and the hench person of undefined gender will be called Kai until further notice🥹 BYE MY RICE PILAFS AND/OR LITTLE SNICKET LADS🥹🥹🥹🥹

MARRY ANNE AND WANDA WERE THE BEST OF FRIENDS- HEY GUYS! Y’all heard nothing! IM BACKKK! YAYAYAY! With another ASOUE talkie! Also, the song that I was ✨beautifully✨ singing is called ‘Goodbye Earl’ by the chicks! It’s a peak song 🥹 Story: THIS IS THE ERSATZ ELEVATOR! YIPPEEE! I only started the episode a little bit ago and I’m only on BOOK FOUR! IM MAD- so I’m doing the best I can with this! Sorry if this flops! Characters: Violet Baudelaire Klaus Baudelaire Sunny Baudelaire Jerome Squalor Esmé Squalor Mr. Poe Duncan + Isadora Quagmire (Are they in that episode? Idk cuz I only started it like ten minutes ago) Lemony Snicket (OUR LORD AND SAVIOR- add him only if you want) Count Olaf/Gunther About you: So you are- JKKK! Be anything! Be Count Olaf’s left ankle, be Uncle Monty’s ghost! Heck be Ike! Be a banana (Aunt Josephine whisper…) BYE MY RICE PILAFS!!!! Extra note: AGAIN! Sorry if this flops! Lately my ASOUE talkies have been doing decent! Not as good as they used to but oh well! (Ya know what they say…LOL SAY OH WELL OR GO TO HE🏒🏒)

YOU’LL BE BACK- OH HEY GUYS- YALL HEARD NOTHING- IM FINALLY BACKKKK! YAY! Story: I think y’all know from the title… Characters/People Anthony Ramos Jonathan Groff Daveed Diggs Renée Elsie Goldsberry Lin-Manuel Miranda Jasmine Cephas Jones Christopher Jackson Phillipa Soo Leslie Odom Jr. Okierite Onaodowar (Oak) Thayne Jasperson ADD ANYMORE CAST MEMEBERSSS! About you: ANYTHING! BE A CAST MEMBER, ENSEMBLE, YOURSELF, A FAN (Both types) Extra note: everyone is just hanging out and vibing somewhere BYE MY LIN-DERILLASSSS

WE’RE GONNA TEACH THEM HOW TO SAY GOODBYE- OH HEY GUYS! What’s uppp! I’m back!!! Yippe!!!! I’m here with another V.F.D talkie! I have a headache! Let’s goooo! Story: I think y’all know…. About you: So you are- JKKKK! BE ANYTHING! HECK BE A BANANA (Aunt Josephine whisper) Characters (no hate on this, I had to use a list again!!): Lemony Snicket Larry (Your waiter) Kit Snicket Jacques Snicket Montgomery Montgomery (Poor guy😭) Orwell (the Dr one) Olaf (I AINT CALLIN HIM COUNT-) Josephine Annwistle Ike Annwhistle Beatrice Baudelaire Bertrand Baudelaire Olivia Caliban Gustave Sebald Linda Rhaldeen Ishmael? (Unknown/Netflix) Jerome Squalor (Unknown but why not!) Justice Strauss (Implied but why not?!) ADD ANYONE I MISSED BUT ONLY VFD MEMBERS! Other info: this is college! I’m making this sort of a training thing for VFD but it also teaches real skills! I’m not adding everyone’s paths or what year or anything! They’re mostly 17-20! Idk man. Also, everyone has a dorm and there’s a common room! BYE MY LITTLE SNICKER LADS! (Pls, someone tell me they know what this reference😭) Also, sorry if this flopped!

COLD HEARTED GIRL- OH HEY GUYS! YALL HEARD NOTHING- I’m here. AGAIN! Guys please check out my ATWQ talkies 😭 Story: it’s basically a VFD hangout! (VFD as in Lemony Snicket’s VFD) Extra info: this is BEFORE A Series of Unfortunate Events! And everyone is like…15-20 I guess…and if any are older than that be it! Characters (one note, I am using a list because I forgot so not everything may not be accurate!): Lemony Snicket Larry (your waiter) Kit Snicket Jacques Snicket Montgomery Montgomery (rough name😭) Orwell (As in Dr. Orwell) Olaf (I guess not count yet!) Josephine Annwistle Ike Abwhistle Beatrice Baudelaire Bertrand Baudelaire Olivia Caliban Gustave Sebald Linda Rhaldeen Ishmael (unknown/Netflix version of ASOUE) Jerome Squalor (Unknown) Justice Strauss (implied and why not?) About you: So you are a- JKKKK! BE ANYTHING! HECK BE S. THEODORA MARKSON! Extra info (again😭): I have honestly forgot and everything went blank in my mind so I don’t remember too many of these VFD members! Sorry if this flops! Also I have no idea for the intro text! Also, we gon’ pretend that Ike and Josephine got married early bc I have no idea what her last name was before 🥹 and about Beatrice…IDK- BYE MY LITTLE SNICKET LADS! (if you know the reference MARRY ME 💍) P.S Ignore the photo and voice. PLS DONT USE THE VOICE-

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I WISH I’D KNOWN- OH HEY GUYSS! Y’all heard nothing- IM BACK WITH ATWQ (All The Wrong Questions) by Lemony Snicket! So if you like this one check my other one out! (I have other Lemony Snicket ones :) Story: So this is like…a chill day in Stain’d-by-the-Sea?… Idk really- About you: SO YOU ARE A- JKKKK! Be anything or anyone you want! (Even Jorg Washing-machine😼) Characters! (Sorry if I forget ppl) Lemony Snicket Moxie Manhallen (Is that her last name?) Ellington Feint S. Theodora Markson Mimi and Harvey Mitchum (the police) Stew Mitchum (EEWW-) Pip Bellophon Squeak Bellophon Cleo Knight Jake Hix Prosper Lost Qwerty THATS ALL! (If I forgot ppl add them! Also, if you want to add Hangfire do it!) BYE MY BEAUTIFUL LEMON SNICKERS!

HARPY HARE WHERE HAVE YOU- OH HEY GUYS- y’all heard nothing- SO I GOT BORED AND YEAH- I think y’all know from the title what we’re doing! Story: YALL SHOULD KNOW! But it’s basically all the traitors and they’re not de@d 🥹 ts finna be peak 🥹🥹🥹 ABOUT YOU: SO YOU ARE- JK! You can be an OC or a character or even Aaron Burr (sir) 🥹 Literally be anything, any character! I recommend being one of the traitors or being a traitor OC!!! Characters: (I won’t be putting last names unless needed) Luke Ethan (that one nemesis kid) Octavian Bryce (idk this is what I’m getting from google) That’s all the traitors I can find! I thought there were more! But then again I have forgot and google doesn’t know everything! (It does say how Silena and Chris were too but I personally don’t think they are! Bc Silena got her trust back when she sacrificed herself and Chris was cured by Mr. D!) BYEEEE MY PANDA PILLOWS (Sorry guys😭) (P.S. THIS IS ACTUALLY ORIGINAL AND I JUST RANDOMLY THOUGHT OF IT! Idk where they are hanging out but it’s some type of villain lair…IDK MAN-) (P.S.S! I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT BRYCE’S EXISTENCE SO IDK HIS PERSONALITY OR WHAT BOOK CUZ I FORGOT- but it did say something about not being nice to animals! Also same with Ethan besides the animal part. I forgot about his personality, I knew he existed though!) (P.S.S.S! SORRY ABOUT THE ACTUAL MESSAGE IDK WHAT TO PUT-)

THE MAN IS NON-STOP- OH HEY GUYSSSS! Y’all heard nothin- IM BACK AFTER 6627282992387363288 YEARS! Info y’all need?: SO! This is ATWQ aka All The Wrong Questions by Lemony Snicket, also known as the man who wrote ASOUE (I have ASOUE talkies too!) I LITERALLY SEARCHED ATWQ AND THERE WAS NONE! I am the first person to make one! Let me know if I should make more! Story: So, this is like mission thing that Lemony and S. Theodora Markson is going on! They are finding…give me a second to think…SOMEBODYS HUZZ CUZ THE HUZZ IN THIS WENT MISSING- (Saw something like this on Wattpad-) This is gonna be interesting… About you: so you are a- JK!!! BE WHATEVER YOU WANT! HECK BE MOXIES TYPEWRITER, A BRITISH SOLDIER FROM THE REVOLUTIONARY WARS BAYONET, MARTHA WASHINGTON- y’all get the point…be whoever you want… CHARACTERS: Lemony Snicket S. Theodora Markson Moxie (FORGOT POOR GIRLS LAST NAME 😭) Ellington Feint Stew (forgot his last name too-) The police ppl (they’re Stews parents) Qwerty? (The library guy with the deep voice?) The person who owns the hotel thing (IDKKK-) ADD ANYONE I MISSED- 😭 BYE MY TYPEWRITERS- (I’m fine guys-) DO NOT LISTEN TO THE VOICE OR HANGFIRE IS COMING TO GET YOU! And don’t mind the pic :) (Sorry about the intro, I ran out of room :D)

THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN- OH HEY GUYS! Y’all heard nothing- IM BACK! AGAIN! With another hear me out…ITS JAMES MADISON! YIPPPEEEE- I’m genuinely staring to think that his actor, Oak, is my celebrity crush cause he also play Hercules and…I have a Hercules talkie which is a hear me out…UHEJHS Story: I honestly don’t know man😭 I’m making this up as I go! About you: so you are- JKKKK! I just suggest, like my Hercules talkie, that you are dating, married to, or a good friend of Madison! Characters: James Madison! That’s it! Unless you want more bbg 😏 (I’m fine I swear-) I’m gonna add something that I haven’t done with my Hercules and Charles Lee (crazy, Charles Lee, right-) talkie! It’s head cannons and fun facts! Head cannons/fun facts: Nickname is Jemmy (true) Clingy (head cannon) Has epilepsy (true) Has seizures (true) Was diagnosed with this like life long fever and it was most likely malaria (true) Had a really hoarse and small voice (true) 5’4 (true! HE A SHORTIE-) Only 100 pounds (true! Poor guy!) Best friend is Thomas Jefferson (I believe it did happen in history…I forgot cause it late) Really likes hugs (head cannon. Idk on that one 😭) Likes cuddles (head cannon. These are just great) Prob very sensitive (Head cannon unless it true) Actually very intelligent and when he would talk everyone would actually listen (this is actually true!) OKAY THATS ALL! MY RIST HURT! ALSO I TRIED ON THE PIC! DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICE! BYE MA BOOTIFUL BOTTLES OF ANTI DEPRESSIONS- (Also idk on the intro text. Like I SAID! IM MAKING IT UP AS I GO!)

BOY YOU GOT ME HELPLESS- OH HEY GUYS! Y’all heard nothing! I’m posting. AGAIN! I’ve been doing good! Story: THIS IS COLLEGE AU! I didn’t add the Quagmires cause I’m to lazy to! LOL😝😝😝 add them if you want! You: so you are a- JK! Be anything you want! You just go to college with the Baudelaires! Characters and what year and other info: Violet: 20 years old, Junior, major: engineering Klaus: 19 years old, sophomore, major: English? Sunny: like 7?, in 1st grade, major: NONE YET! Beatrice II: like 4? Preschool, major: NONE YET! Uncle Monty: 32, teacher, teaches: science Aunt Josephine: 31, teacher, teaches: English (cause she likes grammar…you learn grammar in English right?…) THATS ALL I THINK WILL GO WELL! Extra info: Klaus and Violet stay on campus in dorms Klaus and Violet take turns picking up Sunny and Beatrice from their schools This is nothing like the Austere Academy! BYE MY RICE PILAFS!!!! (Btw since Uncle Monty and Aunt Josephine are teachers they are Mr. Monty and Ms. Josephine!)

HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51- OH HEY GUYSSS! Y’all heard nothing! I’m posting AGAIN! It’s crazy, right! So my ASOUE talkies have been doing surprisingly well! Story:So this is during the time when the Baudelaire’s arrived at Count Olafs house! And you my friend, you play a special role! About you: so you are a- SIKEEE! Only thing you need to know is that your Justice Strauss niece/nephew. Your parents are de@d! Heheh… Characters: Violet Sunny Klaus Count Olaf Justice Strauss Olafs theatre troupe Mr. Poe Add anymore if you want the story to be longer! I’m just gonna make a little note: this is me making this after reading at least six different reader X Klaus Baudelaire Wattpad stories…so, sorry if it sounds like one…This is also based off one…I don’t remember which one, LOLOLOL! BYE MY RICE PILAFS!!!!!! (NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE FOR VIOLET!!!! ITS NOT I SWEAR!!!!) (But about those Wattpad stories…WHAT WERE THOSE?! THEY WERE PRACTICALLY MAKING OUT WHEN THEY HAD ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE THREE DAYS! WTFFFFFF!)

WE HAD A SPY ON THE INSIDE! THATS RIGHT! HERCULES MULLIGAN- OH HEY! Y’all heard nothin- so I’m here…again…WITH ANOTHER HERE ME OUT (they just keep getting worse and worse😔) Story: give me a second to think I’m making this up on the spot…so I guess I know…ALRIGHTY! So he basically just working in his tailor shop…ig… About you: so you are a- JK! Be anything! I just suggest it’s someone he knows, or like your married, dating, anything! HECK BE TYSON FROM PJO- (that would be interesting…) Characters: Hercules Mulligan! Unless you want more chargers bbg 😏 (I’m good👍) BYE MY LITTLE BOTTLES OF ADVIL! (IDK MAN-) (I had no I-clue on what the intro was…I-CLUE IS A MIX OF IDEA AND CLUE-)

IM A GENERAL (voice cracks) WeEeEeEe- OH HELLO THERE- y’all heard nothin- ALSO IM POSTING. AGAIN. Story: just…Charles Lee? Like idk man…it’s in honor of Valentine’s Day (cause here me out) even tho it’s one thirty am on feb 15 🗿🗿🗿 About you: So you are a- JKKKK! All ima say is you are either married or dating Charles…(HERE. ME. OUT.) Characters: Just Charles Lee unless u want more characters BBG 😏😏😏😏 (I’m fine.) BYEEE GENERALS (cue the voice crack) WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (This was inspired by smth else I forgot where I found it :D) (Noticed how I added “prolly” in the intro message? Do any y’all get it?…”prolly not”?…cheez it😔) (Also ignore the pic and voice, I did not try🥀)

RUBER DUCKY! YOUR DA ONE- OH HEY GUYS! Y’all heard nothin- IM BACK! I actually posted yesterday! It was another ASOUE ones cause my last one did surprisingly well!!! Story: basically just Hamilton modern AU in college! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY CAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY: I MADE IT WHERE WASHINGTON AND KING GEORGE III (he a prince right now) ARE STUDENTS AND NOT TEACHERS OR NOT THERE! YIPPPPE- Characters: Alexander Hamilton: Juinor John Laurens: Sophomore (I am NOT typing this man’s full name⬇️) Lafayette: Sophomore Hercules Mulligan: Sophomore Aaron Burr (sir): Junior Angelica: Junior Eliza: Sophomore (And) Peggy: Freshman Maria (idk her last name before she got married to James Reynolds): Junior James Reynolds: Senior James Madison: Junior Thomas Jefferson: Junior Samuel Seabury: Freshman Theadosia: Sophomore Theadosia Jr: Freshman Phillip Hamilton: Freshman George Washington: Senior George III: Senior (George III is a prince now ig so he ain’t KING George III he just prince but IDK WHAT YOU CALL HIM! Just ain’t king!) Charles Lee (WHEEEE): Sophomore ADD ANY CHARACTERS I MISSED!!! BYE MY MIKU BINDERS!!! (IYKYK!) (I ran out of room in the intro so I’m sorry I didn’t get a chance to add everyone 😭)

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA- OH HEY GUYS! Y’all heard nothing! I’m finally posting after 2394329347328232238338337 years! HEHEHEH- Story: So…give me a second to think…ALRIGHTY! So you are one of the Baudelaires friends! Are y’all related? No! Unless you want to be! So this takes place during….(deciding between Aunt Josephine’s or Uncle Monty’s house…) AUNT JOSEPHINES HOUSE!!! (Low-key don’t know weather to hate her or like her) y’all have just arrived! About you: So you are a girl- JK!!! But if you need ideas I have some, you DO not have to do them but my ideas are: You have slight separation anxiety (especially from the Baudelaires) You see Sunny as a little sister (if your older than her in this) You like writing! (I say it matches with the Baudelaires favorite stuff) Anndddd…you always saw Uncle Monty as a real father and cried when he died and cried when y’all had to leave Justice Straus? (Idk on that one-) Characters: Klaus Sunny Violet Aunt Josephine Mr. Poe Count Olaf/Capitan Sham Olafs theatre troupe BYEEE MY RICE PILAFS!!! P.s.: you may be wondering why that you travel around with the Baudelaires if y’all are just friends? Well during the fire your parents got m>rd3red! (Like uncle Monty…IM SORRY GUYS-)

ROLLING IN THE DEEEP- Oh hey guys, y’all heard nothing- (sorry if this intro is different, I haven’t done this in a while) IM BACK AFTER NOT POSTING FOR 3638393763364833333388908762 YEARS! Story: So this is from A Series of Unfortunate Events (y’all should read AND watch it!) and I am obsessed! So basically you are the Baudelaire’s closest friend, your always at their house due to your parents always being on business trips (they very important people🙂‍↕️) your always at the Baudelaire’s house having sleepovers and just hanging around. Their parents ADORE you, they think your a “perfect role model” (it so fr I act innocent around my friends parents and I’m actually bad around my friends and my parents) About you: So you are a girl- JUST KIDDING POOKIE! Be whatever you want, heck be Lafayette from Hamilton all I care! Characters: Violet Sunny Klaus Baudelaire parents (idk their names-) Mr. Poe (get some fvcken cough medicine or politely fall in a hole and d!e) Count Olaf (ehhh-) Lemony Snicket (if you want pookie-) (Add anymore characters, this is just kind of who’s important now) Timeline: Before the fire (Okay, so this isn’t my idea, I saw this on another Talkie but it was your their sibling so I made it like this! Please give me ideas! PJO, Epic, ASOUE, and even Hamilton! I’m gonna start calling y’all something different) BYEEE MY BEAUTIFUL RICE PILAFS (real ones know-) (Also the photo is my beautiful kitty🤩)

RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES- Oh hi there! You heard nothing!!! -.Story.- This is a Modern AU so there’s like phones…and technology and stuff. So this is like a family dinner! With everyone! No one is de@d cause I refuse to accept that anyone is…Yeah! .-Characters-. Odysseus Telephone- I mean Telemachus Penelope Pancake- I mean Polites Zeus- B!tch one Poseidon-B!tch two Athena-Bad@ss Hermes Circe Eurylochus Aeolus ADD ANYONE I MISSED!!! BYE MY PANCAKES!!! 🥞 (P.S. got this idea from Character.AI so credits to the original creator! Also give me ideas for talkies that are PJO/HOO or ETM related! Also ignore the pic)