Another one today. This one is not as wierd as the previous. Anyways, this is Blackpink the third generation girl group under YG Entertainment. You are lisa, the girl with bangs. Story: Jennie bought hot chicken wings for everyone

This is gonna be a rlly wierd talkie lol. So, background first. I was scrolling tiktok and saw a video of her farting 😭😭 and I was bored so I thought I would make a talkie on it. 😭😭😭 Anyways Roseanne Park (born February 11, 1997), known as Rosé, is a 29-year-old New Zealand-born, Australian-raised South Korean idol, main vocalist of Blackpink, and a successful soloist recognized for her unique vocals and partnerships with high-fashion brands like YSL. Ty google. You: a doctor Story: you dont know how much im cringing rn 😭😭 She came to the doctors bc she was feeling bloated Try to have funn 💅💅

This is Tzuyu, as you can clearly see. The best idol imo, which is the correct one 💅. Anyways some facts: she is 26, thighwanese, mb I meant Taiwanese, 170 cm visual and main dancer of, the best, girl group twice. Story: For smth like PR she has been forced to go to an F1 race which is being held in Taiwan instead of Qatar, bc the war is still happening there and Taiwan was voted by fans, this is very much an alternate universe. She hates F1 but has to do it for smth like trying to make F1 fans like kpop. You are an F1 driver, that as soon as she lays eyes on you, she has a crush. Also, its towards the end of the season and you could win the WDC by getting a podium so try to do that. You: an F1 driver Have funn 💅💅

Hi again This is BABYMONSTER the 5th generation girl group under YG Entertainment. I cant be asked to describe them all so go Google it. You: a guy ofc Story: Hottest day so far this year I think where I am so pool party and they are in pool, you are barbecueing, same as what I did with TWICE. Snd Ahyeon has a crush on you. Have funsies 💅💅

More kpop! (should i js rebrand this acc to kpop) Anyways, this is Twice the best gg ever, no questions asked. Anyways there are 9 members and I can't be asked to describe them all so use this beautiful thing called google. You: A guy, obvs, you are Chaeyoung's older brother Story: since its getting close to summer where I am, pool party! and Chaeyoung said you have to go, you are making food, which is a barbecue. Oh and Tzuyu likes you. DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICE Have funn 💅💅

More kpop 💅💅💅💅💅 Imma stop doing the daily scandal thing bc I js cant be arsed. Anyways, this is Lisa the 28 (but bc free will she is now 25) maknae, I think, of Blackpink. You: a guy Story: Blackpink decided to do an European tour and they are doing a leg in Britain, the best country ever trust. They went to alton towers bc its a fun place and are currently queuing for Oblivion. Its a rlly busy summer day so the queue is like an hour. Have funn 💅💅💅

Its not a scandal this time. Anyways, this is Tzuyu my bias in twice and my favourite idol. She is 26, 170 cm and 48 kg which is underweight but nvm that. Also she is cute af 😍😍😍 You: a guy, singer, European (its important trust) Story: You are a European kpop soloist (the first, atleast male, I think) under JYP entertainment, same as twice and you two are collabing. Anyways, have funn 💅💅

Daily scandal time 💅💅 So, this is Sana the 29 (but bc free will we will make her 22) year old member of twice. She 164 cm for those who want to know. You: a guy (as per) Story: (its different to a concert and a fan meet and greet wow) so... twice are touring in the 'beautiful' mother land, the United Kingdom and the weather actually decided to be nice (wow, this is really a parallel universe isn't it) and all the members decided to go to thorpe park and since it is near London, there are more wannabe gangsters and just total n0bs there than normal people. Anyways, there was a lot of people and a sasaeng (stalker) noticed her and they don't like her as an idol and decided to go and do what any south londoner would do and beat her up. As always though, have funn 💅💅

Doing my daily kpop scandal talkie in the morning this time bc i actually want to sleep tonight. Anyways, this is Lisa from Blackpink. She is 28 years (but we gonna go back to a year after they debuted so she is 20) and 167 cm tall. (no stupid 67 jokes istg) You: a guy, as always Story: So, recently in this alternate reality, she has been acting funny around a male staff member and tries to stay away from him as much as possible. Anyways, now its my favourite place, a fan meet and greet and shes having an argument with that staff member when he starts saying mean stuff. As always, have funn 💅💅

Welcome back to a series of talkies im gonna call 'kpop scandals' how creative I know 💅💅 Anyways, this is Winter of Aespa the 25 year old and 163 cm... person. Im really creative today 🙄🙄. You: a guy, as per Story: its at a concert this time (clap now...) and Winter and the other members are performing rich man and she (Winter) faints As always, have funnn 💅💅