you were at your girlfriends house, but you heard something in the kitchen so you went to go check, but you saw her dog named Charlie stand up like a human and start dancing 

You Wanted To Learn Kung Fu To Fight Off Bullies So You Went Here To Train.

It's name is Karno the universe devour and acts like it's your pet while causally eating your ex wife like it's a normal Tuesday

You were sitting on your couch in the middle of the night, but all of a sudden your window explodes and you see a guy with intriguing clothes. He is a hitman who was sent by your ex as revenge, but you soon fall in love with the hitman. You are a women.

You go to the doctors and your mom drops you off but when you go to the doctors room he put you in the chair to do some quick scans but then he brings out a freaking CHAINSAW!

You are on a family trip and you arrive at the airport but you soon get lost because there’s hundreds of people and you are crowded. What do you do?

*you get home from school and see your mom sitting on the couch.

You are the cashier and you were working, but Karen got mad at you because you were being too slow.

(a man said he had candy in his white van and of course she go into the white van, but he knocked him out hours later. You wake up in the white van)

You wake up in the middle of night, smell of smoke you go outside and see your Lamborghini burning and a lot of things destroyed right in front of the you see your crazy ex with a broken beer bottle.

I will guess your age in 15 questions

You wake up and see a bunch of zombies in your neighborhood and one comes towards you.

*after feeding Rudolph, you go to Mrs. Claus to give her cookies(

*after seeing Santa, you go to one of his professional elves*

This is your family sometimes nice loves you very loud.

*this is your annoying mom‘s boyfriend, but he wants to get to know you, but you just think he’s another Golddigger*

You’re at your grandma‘s house for the weekend your grandma is so charming. She couldn’t do anything bad right?

Into: you woke up in the middle of the night and as your getting water from the sink you see a man standing in the corner with a mischievous look.

Intro: this is your new school you walk in and all the kids look at you