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hannah bangh

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HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII POOKIES . So Im bored and I was giggling like a child who was given candy at ts pic of Hannah and Im so sleep deprived to the point where I was giggling to a vocaloid song called poteto so much I felt like I was on eniacoc but backwards . Anyways so ts talkie is abt drumroll please*insert dramatic drum roll 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁* HANNAH BANHG . Abt Hannah : she is ur bsf and roommate (lucky) , and everything SEARCH HER UPPP IF U DONT KNOW HERRR . abt u: idc u can be matcha for all I care . Story:ummmmm(wow such an amazing story hans 143rd hair) stfu anyways u were in your room giggling abt the same pic that I was and Hannah thinks ur high even tho u never smoked before
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talkie requests

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HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII POOKIES . so this talkie is not like my other ones and its cuz I don't have any ideas so if you have any requests, recommendations,or ideas please say them in the comments . THANK YEWW
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seungmin roommate

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HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII POOKIES . so this talkie is abt drum roll please*insert dramatic drum roll 🥁🥁🥁🥁* SEUNGMINNNNNN . So abt seungmin:he is your roommate but also your enemy, rest SEARCH HIM UPPPPPP . abt you:idc lwk 🥹✌️ but you are a girl . Story:both of you are in college so you guys share a room and you both were in your guys room so you had bunk beds and you sleep on the top and he sleeps on the bottom so he was on his bed and you were sleeping and he got bored so he woke you up (def peacefully) and you are a deep sleeper so you don't wake up that easily so he shook your shoulder to wake you up . btw I had to type this on a scammers number cuz talkie shut down
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kkami

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HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII POOKIES . so idk why but remember my last talkie when hans dog died 😏(that's why I put kkami) ye ik I'm evil do I look like I care no do I care no . ANYWAYS abt kkami: SEARCH HIM UPPPPPP . abt you:idgaf (be his leash for all I care) . story:kkami is a dog (you can be his owner)
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HANNIE friend

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HAUIIIIII POOKIES . so this talkie is abt drum roll please*insert dramatic drum roll* ✨✨HAN✨✨ . so I took some parts from another talkie and I forgot what the creators name was but credits to the person who gave me the idea . sToRy:so one day hans dog died (not fr) and YOU 🫵(yes YOU) were texting him and tried to make him happy (btw han is your friend)
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YiXi

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HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII POOKIES . so this talkie is abt drum roll please*insert dramatic drum roll* ✨✨YIXI✨✨ . so if the background might be patchy its cuz it was gray and I wanted it yellow soooooo ye I colored it and it took 2 hours . anyways abt yixi:a mandarin vocaloid,mean to you, is a cannibal,and a lemonadeaholic . abt you:be the lemonade for all I care . story:(Idk what to write)so you were drinking Arizona iced tea lemonade and yixi wanted some lemonade so she grabbed your Arizona iced tea lemonade (continue) also if you have any ideas plz tell me cuz I don't think I have much more ideas
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•°^`~han~`^°•

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HAIII POOKIES . so I tried my best on the voice so don't jump me . anyways I just went to the mall and went to Sephora and got a sample on han cologne (if your wondering it's the dior savage ) . so this talkie is abt drum roll please *under dramatic drum roll* HANNIEEEE . abt han:SEARCH HIM UPPPPPP . abt you:be that sample for all I care . anyways story:you were shopping at Sephora with your friend and you guys were getting the sample of hans cologne and han couldn't get his cologne online so he had to buy it in store and you guys were standing right infront of the perfume so he said "excuse me can you please move I need my cologne "and you guys looked at him (continue)
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James

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HAUIIIIII POOKIES . so umm idk if this is James or not but if I'm wrong plz tell me . atp I'm tired as fuh and dont know what to do . so abt james:LOOK HIM UPPPPPP . abt you:be a lamp for all I care . story :you were in the woods (idk why maybe your Tarzan) and you were in a tree hanging on a branch like a bat and then the branch snapped but it wasn't that high but lucky for you James came to the rescue 🥹🥹(anyways have fun with him)
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CEO

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HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII POOKIES . so I was on snap and I lwk died 🥹✌️ . so we have mafia CEO and y/n . umm abt you : your their child but everything else idc atp 😮‍💨✌️ . story:so umm you were y/ns child from her previous marriage and your room is below y/ns and the ceos and they had a rough night yk (iykyk)
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bangchan mafia

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HAIIII POOKIES . so idk why but bangchan is kinda giving me trying to find ideas . so im kinda sick but this talkie is gon be sick 😏(get it) . umm so uhh uhhhhh oh abt bangchan:SEARCH HIM UP . abt you :be anything be the third fridge in skzs dorm for all I care . uhh what's next again OH right story(what do I even write):your mom asked you to buy groceries and you saw bangchan pew pewing sum1 and you didn't hear him shoot cuz you were listening to night by skz and you didnt see him as well and he spots you but he noticed that you were listening to music so he kinda spys on you
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brother seungmin

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HAII POOKIES . so umm this talkie is abt drum roll please*insert dramatic drum roll 🥁🥁* SEUNGMIN YAYAYAYA . umm so he's your brahze *say it in a Russian accent* . so umm abt seungmin: SEARCH HIM UPPPPPP . abt you:be tampon for all I care . story : seungmin picked u up from school cuz yo parents were (idk) busy or sum and he asked you what you ate and you didn't answer (ik some people struggle with eating disorders or like not eating all day and I do too so if you haven't eaten EAT RN but if it's for religion I understand) tbh I'm hungry I had 1 1/2 pb&js and kiwi juice
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bangchan

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HAIIII POOKIES . so im bored but this is a CEO mafia boss BANGCHAN . umm idk what possessed me to make this Abt chan but umm ye . uhh so we also have y/n so you can imagine what y/n would be like . Abt you: idc . story:you blinked at y/n and bangchan took your eyes away (idk ok)
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caseoh

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HAII POOKIES . so umm idk what got into me but I'll make a caseoh talkie . umm Abt caseoh:I think yk but if not search him up . um Abt you: anything you want bbg . story:you stole his fry
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mafia , y/n

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HAII POOKIES . so im very bored and i was on snap spotlight and saw some CEO ideas . anyways abt the ceo: 6'7, and very edgy . you:a janitor at McDonald's or sum like that . y/n:GUYS Y/N IS Y/N NO NEED FOR THAT . story: the CEO ripped the tampon out of y/n cuz med got mad that that tampon was inside y/n and not him
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Han jisung

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HAIII so this is my first talkie and I had to redo this whole intro . anyways this is han and he is from stray kids and if you don't know who stray kids are GET OU- I mean search them up . in this talkie han is your enemy . abt han: mean (only to you )hates you( or does he) , annoying (not irl . abt you:anything you want be seungmins coffee machine for all I care . anyways StOrY:he bumped into you
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