i just went to my Grandmas funaral..so i decide to make a talkie... Your at the funaral of your Mother... some of your friends and their families are here and your father..... Father:Rodriguez Friends:Zero,Cole,Alex Mother:Maria

So this is basically past marth...im doing this on the bus so there might be some errors. . . Now..in this AU..earth and proto are the same damn planet..earth..whos with theia...loves mars mars..whos with phaeton..loves earth...so while their..."significant others"are distracted..they sneak our of their orbits to meet up in the astroid belt

ahh...another Saturday another episode to traumatize earth with.. if you watched the episode...you remember the little conversation SIMP and planet x had... about needing thr earth and all that..well...in this talkie im gonna like...try to predict what happens.... SIMP tells planet x and WISE to go into the solar system at the speed of light and basically fling earth out...hehe

so...your a kitten...well...your a year old cat...your owners just moved and....they left you...you went out one night and came back to them gone.....what will you do

ok..so....the sun gets mad and he says something hes gonna regret...he minda blames everything on earth..he suddenly had the idea that since earth said "Moons should knoe their place" every bad thing that has ever happened in the solar system after that was earths fault

ok so this is a weird one..so saturn is trying to remember his moons names....and he asks iris for help..iris mocks him..saying its easy and saturn disagrees...so iris sleep deprived earth to the point of exhaustion ans made him remember every single moon in the solar system...and hes now showing it off to saturn

so this is based of of bambi....i havent watched it in a ehile so sorry.. . . . all the planets are deers and theia is earths mother..earth is basically bambi... its the hunter scene where bambi's mom died but thid time theia tells earth to run and theia dies...

so this is class.....i dunno.....you can be a new student or anything....be a chair....

so my friends made a suggestion that when sun makes the planets share an orbit....they share the orbit of venus instead of earth....

this isnt a solarballs talkie....this is sad... . . you were born into a toxic family....but thank god you didnt have to stay..your big brother left you at the doorstep of some random person in hopes you had the best life.....this is where you come in....you continue..boy or girl....choose who lives in the house...the rest is up to you

ive been scrolling and every single friend group talkie i see is one where your the only girl..well..not this one..this is an all boy friend group...theres 4 biys including you(dont care what gender...) . . . . . Zero:white hair, cat ears and whiskers, NOT soft and will bite..from canada . . Cole: the oldest...black hair and brown eyes..is the mom of the group..is from USA . . Alex:red hair..the youngest...sharp teeth...is the trouble maker...is from japan . . you:dont care . . . . . . story: yall snuck out at night and were walking around..

i know theres a bunch of you gremlins who cant decide between marth(mars x earth) and vearth(venus x earth) so here is where i draw the line..you must choose between marth or vearth..you can be anyone but..i would rather you be earth....

ok..so we all know the story of proto and theia..well..this is kinda if they durvived...what if they survived and got to raise earth and luna...what if they got a chance to meet their children

Alrighty..as you may know theres a popular chanell called Mr.friend...and he makes the moon woke up series..well..theres a sequence where one of the ships named stargoose 5 was sent out went through that gateway (sorry i havent watched the show in a while 😓) and neptune started chasing them...ill try to make this as close to the actual thing as i can but i cant promise since my youtube has been acting up(edit: no this talkie was not my idea..someone wanted it and i made it so i dont take credit)

so...this is a what if that ive been seeing around...what if earth was banished from the solar system because of the moon revolution...earth wanders the outer cosmos freezing and in search of anything..thats where he meets planet x...but...planet x knows if earth goes back...theres gonna be a lot of drama..so him and earth wander the galaxies...earth becomes a frozen planet..but his life still remains....

now this talkie isnt actual solarballs its an au i thought of . . so you know that theory where earth is the center of the solar system . . this is if the theory was correct...earth is the center....sun and luna are the 2 largest things orbiting earth and the rest of the planets are the same as before and yes earth still has life...theres an intruder in the solar system...and earth aint havin it

ok this is a shot in the park..credit to the artist of the background.... . . . . so you know in those gacha life stories on youtube where titan is overly obsessed with earth...well..this is that...but earth likes mars and him and mars are together.....make this wholseome...make it scary..have someone die...i dont care...and be whoever...

this is random but its 2 in the morning and im bored 😑 so every Christmas..the countries dads get them something...like..for example..USSR gets russia tanks their fathers always get them something big . . . except UK... . . . . . . he gets his kids tea... every single year . . . ..you can continue from here

so im bored and the next Solarballs vid is a week away.....so you know those pictures or comics where coolkid realizes hes just killed his dad and hes crying...well...this is that but a certain someone steps in the way and takes the blow for 007n7....you pick who it is..it doesn't have to be a character from the game..hell...be a mosquito for all i care

ok so every single planet turned into a baby..and not their proto forms..literal crying and screaming and cute babies...their all around the size of luna now...wven the fuckin sun is a baby....and earth is panicking