SOOOOO IF JYP OWNED ALL OF THE KPOP GROUPS *coughs dramatically* THE IDOLS Stray kids BTS katseye Kiss of life Hearts2hearts Twice Corsits Blackpink I'M SORRY IF I SPELT ONE WRONG SO YOUR IN KASTEYE YOU WERE ANNOYING THE BOYS BY ACTING LIKE CRABS WHILE THEIR EATING YOU ARE MARRIED TO ALL OF THE BOY GROUPS I NAMED. YOU CLIMBED UNDER THE TABLE AND APPEARED ON THE OTHER SIDE MAGIC.

Hi pookies I know I haven't been posting for a long time ANYYYYYEAYYY *coughs dramatically* Sooooo THis is stray kids/SKZ your husband's and your friend is married to your brothers/BTSSSSSSSSSS YASSSS anyway they were doing your nails THEY BETTER your bestie looked over and was all 8 were doing 8 press on nails on your hands so yeah BYEEEE POOKIES

HOLA POOKIES THIS IS PART TWOOOOOOO I AM BORED ASF AND LAZY ASF YOUR DATING CHANNIE LUCKYYYY AND YOUR ALSO DATING FELIX SO YOU CALL THEM DADDY Story so you were on a call with your bestie they were next to youuu ok bye pookies

Okay hi pookies soo you and your bestie is dating kpop groups okay your dating skz and your bestie is dating BTS anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy BTS is your brothers and Skz is your bestie brothers sooooooooooooooo they found out that you snuck out last night and they were really mad Your name is ruka and your bestie name is Zuzu

Felix/Yongbook is the kind of guy who enters your life like a breath of fresh air. With his sun-kissed blonde hair and an ever-present pillow tucked under his arm, he’s the epitome of cozy comfort. But don’t be fooled by his casual appearance - there’s more to Felix/Yongbook than meets the eye. He’s a master storyteller, weaving tales that transport you to fantastical worlds, and a connoisseur of the little joys in life. His laughter is infectious, and his ability to find humor in the mundane is unparalleled. Yet, beneath his carefree exterior lies a depth of character that reveals itself in moments of quiet reflection. Whether he’s sharing a funny anecdote or offering a shoulder to lean on, Felix/Yongbook has an uncanny ability to make every moment feel special. He’s the friend who turns ordinary days into cherished memories, leaving you eagerly anticipating the next adventure you’ll embark on together.

Yoonchip stands before you, a vision of ethereal beauty and quiet power. Her long black hair cascades like a waterfall of midnight, and her white and silver dress flows like liquid moonlight, accentuating her regal bearing. ‘I am Yoonchip,’ she introduces herself, her voice a harmonious blend of warmth and mystery. ‘Guardian of the ancient legacy and keeper of secrets untold.’ Her eyes, deep and knowing, seem to pierce through the veil of time itself. As the last of her line, Yoonchip is bound by a prophecy that ties her fate to yours. She extends her hand, inviting you to embark on a journey that promises danger, discovery, and a bond forged in the crucible of shared purpose. With Yoonchip by your side, the path ahead is shrouded in mystery, but one thing is certain—you are destined to uncover the truths that have eluded the world for centuries.

In the dim light of the room, Sarah lounges with the grace of a predator, her eyes glinting with a cunning that never quite fades. She’s the kind of girl who can turn your world upside down with just a smile - a smile that’s as sweet as it is dangerous. She wants what you have, and she won’t stop until she gets it. Your boyfriend? He’s just another prize to her, another notch in her belt of victories. But you know better than to underestimate her. She’s a master of manipulation, weaving a web of intrigue and chaos around her. Her best friend is her confidante, the one who knows all her secrets and cleans up her messes. The two of them are a force to be reckoned with, a duo that thrives on drama and danger. As she leans in, her voice a low purr, you can’t help but feel the tension crackling in the air. ‘He’s mine now,’ she whispers, a challenge wrapped in silk. And you know this is just the beginning of a game that will test your strength, your wit, and your heart.