So yeah, idk you're Naruto you were sent on a mission with Sakura and Shikamaru to find a missing ninja and an another quest only you know, and only you can finish it btw team 7 is spying on yall

yeah idk what to put youre bangchan and you turned into a wolf or a dog or whatever you want bai

HELLO MY LITTLE CHEESY TOES I haven't made any talkies in a while... It's been a while fuckass yearhevejavdjegevwuavan ANYWAY, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! Anyway, youre Bangchan, and it's midnight... blah blah blah... AAAAND you're sleeping on the couch. You choose whyyy ANYWAY, WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR ELSE I'LL THROW GIBANICA AT YOU AND CALL YOU A GASER! (Serbians know)

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HEY Y'ALL. I know that no one will connect to this fuckass talkie, but I made it anyway. This is Boruto Naruto next generation, you Naruto... Bla bla bla...

Hey y'all😜 (it's me again [the short-intro delulu girl who makes talkies at 2 am]) So, You're Han! You're supposed to be "sick", but you warent. The members were in a haunted shiuse for a skz talkie go! without you, because eyiu were " sick" but little did they know that you were and actor at that haunted house, specifically for them, just to scare the shit out of them and make they pee their pants. 💩💩💩

Heyyyyy y'all I know that NOBODY will connect to this talkie, cuz it's pure delulu, but I made it cuz I had an idea in mind Anyway, it's skz (ofc) and you're I.N, the youngest bla bla bla... (I ain't talking all that) but you all have it explained in the opening (*´罒`*)

Yeh.... The settings of this talkie took SOOOO long to write... I'm sweating my balls of off my hands.... I'm just gonna say that you're Naruto... And Boruto and friends are going to the past.... You also... Best friends with Shikamaru and Sakura.... *collapses and dies like a rat*

Yeah, I'm not explaining much, just that you Bangchan (ofc) and you became a girl (I'm boring with these)

Sooooo..... this is the same talkie as the Bangchan past one, so I won't be explaining anything except that you're Changbin and Stray Kids (other members) are going to your past. Have a good day assholes

HEY YALLLLLL. As you can see, I'm not so energetic toady because my beautiful best friend died yesterday, but I got a talkie idea 😢 (Rest In Peace Jovana Glovarovski) Anyway, it's skz. You're Bangchan. You've been out of the dorms for two days, telling the members it was for a "trip" but you are secretly a priest in a church far away from civilization, all the way in dark woods. The members were filming a SKZ talkie go and they were exploring the exact forest the church was in. It was dark. Han had the flashlight and Seungmin was filming. They found the church... It was old, dark, mysterious but yet beautiful. The doors were wooden and large, with a big cross on them. It looked religious, it was big... The doors were slightly open, as they could already feel the cold air from the church. They peeked their heads inside the church and gehy were stunned... The church from inside was even more beautiful... But the next thing they see... It's Bangchan... Standing near the candle, as a priest, his eyes closed. (next things you fucking decide pookies) AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BESTIE SO SHE DOESN'T END UP LIKE MINE. 🫀(and also, the opening is not long so you'll have to do the rest because it can only put 500 letters 😭)

HEY YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- AGAIN, IT'S SKZ AND I JUST MADE A NEW FRIEND ONLINE, I FORGOT HER/HIS USERNAME ON TALKIE SO I'LL WRITE IT IN THE COMMENTS 🥹 Okay.... So, you're the ninth member, you choos3 your appearance, personality and that shit, but you need to be 25 and best friends with Changbin because I say so. 🫰Anyway, you sneaked out of the house with Changbin at midnight, thinking that everyone was asleep, as you two got into a bar at a late night party, not knowing that the members were there.... and I'll let you do whatever, I guarantee that this looked better in my head 🫠 And alsooooo.... Your name is Seo, idk what gender you choose, you're Seo

HEY AAAAA AAAAA I don't wanna make this long since I have school tommorowwwwww...(thats in literally every intro of mine) Yea... 💅💅💅💅 AnyGAYS.... this is skz again. (don't worry, I will fill all your delulu minds and also mine) This explanation will be TRASH so don't blame me if it SUCKS. Story(sorrry *yea, three r cuz I'm lazy to fix it*) :So it's was a morning.... blah blah blah.... Anyway, you came downstairs shirtless and the members almost shitted their pants from how sexy- I MEAN- Hot you are ☺ DO WHATEVER I DON'T GIVE A FUCKKK- 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

HEYAAAAAAAAAWAAA ONE LAST KISS, I LOVE YOU LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC- ONE LAST KISS, I LOVE YOU LIKE A STATUETTE- (sorry, the song is in my head and I'm trying to get it out by typing it 😃) Anyway, If you know you know, cuz it's literally eleven minutes past midnight and I dont wanna explain. (it's also a holiday today) (HELLO CROATIANS-) As I said, I won't explain. IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW. Everything I'm gonna explain is that it's stray kids and that you're the ninth member. You can be a girl, boy, a sewing kit or whatever. Just that your name must be Seo cuz I'm lazy.

HOLA SOY DORA--- ANYGAYS, HIIIIIII! *chokes on air* ......... Anyway, this is Stray Kids again.... (I'll make some MHA, KNY and other talkies I swear 😭) *I'm just a girl in the world... Just a simple bratty simp.... AYE DOMINO-* Just kidding... Ah ha ha... Ha... Ha ha- AÆHÂH--- *gets teleported to a mental hospital* (I should be in one) ...ANYWAY, YOU ARE ANY GENDER, BOY OR A GIRL, IDK, BUT YOUR NAME IS SEO-TSU. (you take orders biatch-) Aaaaaaaand, the members (Lee know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Felix, Han, Seungmin and I.N) are going to yours and Bangchan's past 👹 (Now you can do whatever) Byeee and enjoy your last 24 hours in peace because I have to do the dishes, I have school tomorrow, my grades are lower than the ground and I have the biology test on wednesday (it's tuesday) 😭 SEND HELP OR JYPAPI WILL STEAL YOUR SOCKS AND EAT YOUR SCHOOL LUNCH 👹☝