Man, I can’t believe I’m doing another drunk Talkie like Drunk Pomni… well, let’s just get started I guess. So, in this Talkie, this is where Uzi is drunk and the others are all fine, while Uzi is on the couch, having hiccups, really drunk and clingy to you… so yeah the characters are: N, J, V, Uzi, Lizzy, Doll, and X/you! And yeah, that’s all the information I’m giving you… buh-bye!!

I know it’s not Christmas for some of you so I decided to make this… the characters are: N, J, V, Uzi, X/you, Lizzy, and Doll. V has a crush on you, Uzi is your big sister since you’re a bit shorter than Uzi, N’s your best friend, J hates you a lot because you broke her favorite pen, and you are just being you… okay, bye!

So uhh… this is where Uzi told N something about the internet and the characters are: Uzi, N, J, X/you, V, Lizzy, Doll and Tessa… I’m a bit lazy so just have fun in the story…

Uh, Lizzy turned into a zombie and N and Uzi are worried about her and yeah, you’re a Murder Drone and you’re a boy. Your name is C and your a hybird, you’re half cat and half robot and that’s all the information I have and for this talkie, Uzi grew taller so now she’s taller than you. She’s 6’3 and you’re 5’8… and Uzi is teasing you of how short you are compared to her…

I watched this video from @Jomark_Jo and this is where uh… N had memories of Cyn but instead N… it’s gonna be you and no this is not part 3 of you having another fatal error (at least sort of I think). You know the characters but if you don’t, I’ll tell you: N, J, V, Uzi, Lizzy, Cyn, and Rebecca… I’ll make this intro short to not waste your time so yeah… you’re name is C and you’re a Murder Drone… bye-bye…

MOTHER FUCKER! *throws N out the window* oh, hey guys… yeah.. this is part 2 of you shutting off but N finally turns you back on and I thought I would make this before March 10th, 2026 because I thought you guys couldn’t wait and yeah that’s just it.. you know the drill and you know the characters…

So this is the 3rd part of near abstraction and I watched episode 7 of TADC so I thought I would make this and the characters are: Pomni, Ragatha, Jax, Zooble, and Kinger and you! Btw, you can include Caine if you want to. You’re the same look as my last near abstraction pt 2 so if you don’t no what you look like, go check it out for yourself. Choose your name and all that so have fun..

So um, N wants your oil because N is hungry for oil and you’re the chosen one but little did he know that your are to most powerful one in the group so if anyone messes with you, you go into kill mode and get a X across your face like In the picture with a creepy smile and the characters are: N, J, V, Uzi, Lizzy, and Doll so have fun and V is your friend and she’s very protective of you… so good luck with V being protective of you.. oh and J hates you… and you’re name is C…

.. so this is where your systems suddenly have a fatal error and this is where N says that you have to be shut down permanently and there’s sparks coming out of you and you’re twitching a lot and the characters are: N, J, V, Uzi, Lizzy, Doll and you… and I will make another talkie where N turn you back on since they’re begging N to turn you back on and I’ll make the talkie on March 10th, 2026 or more early. Anyways… have fun… and your name is X and J hates you but has a soft spot for you… (couldn’t think of a picture so I came up with this and this picture came from @GLITCH)

I got this idea because when I was playing this game called “Rec Room” you already know that game and in the game, I was playing “Lily’s Revenge” and if you don’t know what the game is go check it out in Rec Room and I thought that I could replace Ender Luxio to N, Sage Bunny to you! I’M SORRY IF YOU HATE BEING A BAD GUY YOU HAVE NO CHOICE 😭. Anyway the characters- oh yeah and I could replace Lily to V. The characters are: N, V, J, Uzi, Lizzy, Doll and you! You can add other characters to from Murder drones, idc. You choose how you look but you’re a robot so yeah and you’re a murder drone because you killed V permanently! So this is where it takes place in the Sage boss fight where V grabs you in her arms from behind and takes you away so my fingers are starting to hurt a lot so have fun!! 🤩 oh and your name is Nyx

So this is where J pisses N off and here’s a warning ⚠️ there is bad words in here like the F word or SH word or something like that.. and I will create a talkie where Uzi, N or J pisses you off, so the characters are: Uzi, N, J, and Cyn.. that’s all the information, have fun and oh yeah you have Cyn in your head talking to you in your head.. oh yeah, one more thing *shoots a gun*

This is where Uzi and N noclip to the backrooms and you just no clipped to the backrooms too, and you’re a robot and you have the same design as N and you’re N’s best friend, you have yellow eyes, grey hair, but you don’t have a hat just like N or, you can add that hat if you like, you have a tail, and you’re really fast and I know this is not what N has but I just wanted to put that in. Well you can enjoy this talkie, oh yeah and your name is X. Well have fun and escape the backrooms!

So Uzi captured you in her arms from behind and Lizzy, N, Doll, V, and J were watching while you were trying to get out of her grip.. you’re a boy.. so have fun and choose what you look like but you’re a robot just like the other robots that are in the picture.. oh and btw you’re slightly shorter than Uzi so… just.. just have fun…

This was an idea the came from head and credit to: Jomark_Jo. This is where Uzi and N tell you to come watch the moon and it was beautiful and you choose how you look and N is your best friend and Uzi has a crush on you but she hides it and you’re a boy.. SORRY GIRLS!! Have fun! And you’re also on any building that’s in the picture instead of sitting on the ground.. so have fun watching the bright moon!

So uhh.. you are immortal and you can’t die in this talkie so… V had an idea to.. y’know.. stab you with a bunch of knives.. the characters are: N, V, J, Uzi, Doll, Lizzy, and Cyn and including you! And your name is C and I’m too lazy to explain what he looks like so just look in the comments and then it’ll give some details.. so uhh.. just have fun… oh and also you have some insane powers so just choose any, but the one that I’m gonna add for your power is that you can turn your screen into a purple screen just like in skibidi toilet IM SORRY OF IM BRAINROT 😭 and you can also change your screen into a red screen.. just have fun my fingers are dying…

This is TADC Near-abstract part 2. If you haven’t checked my last talkie I made was called “TADC near-abstract” and that is part 1, and this is part 2 and you know the characters and go check my last talkie I made but this time.. you’re a robot! And I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but you’re from murder drones and you have the same design as N, same gender, but this time, you’re a murder drone, and a speed drone, which means you are fast and you reach up to speed 100mph to 800mph and your screen eyes are light blue and yellow, and your left screen eye is light blue, and your right screen eye is yellow, and you have the same personality as Jax, you’re mean, but this might not be in Jax’s personality but you don’t smile or laugh very often but you only smile or laugh when something is cringe or saying something sarcastic and I have to go now because my fingers hurt, BYEEEEE!! Oh and you’re also friends with Jax and Ribbit but Ribbit abstracted and now you and Jax don’t make friends anymore..

This is where V is cooking dinner and Cyn just wants her eggs and the only characters are: J, V, Cyn, and that includes you! You’re a boy and J, V, and Cyn decided to adopt you so you’re the only boy in the family and J and Cyn are your sisters. Have fun!

So umm.. this is where you fell into a trap because Uzi is hugging you and she won’t let you go and the characters are: N, J, V, Uzi, Lizzy, Doll and you! And you’re a boy and your name is Nyx and have fun!