Sept 22, 2026: you and your Landon are flying to Dubai because on the 24th of September is your friend Carl's birthday (unfortunately your friend Riley flew out yesterday to Dubai, so that leaves you and your nephew), your flight leaves at 11pm today, your wife Ila was going to drop you guys off, but her and your son Sam are going out for dinner after you guys leave, so you and Landon called an Uber, anyways here is your flight ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ flight Allegiant Air flight 314 Depart: Diamondous Carson Sadie Lou intl airport (DMO) (gate D5) (9/22) (11:34pm) arrive: Dubai (DXB) (gate C46) (9/23) (2:04am) flight time: 3hrs, 2mins aircraft: Airbus A350-1000 seats: 21A, 21B class: first class

Sept 13, 2026: it's officially time, time for you, your son Sam, and your nephew Landon to go back to Sadie, your dad Harold has a 8am flight going back to Seoul, but he's departing out of Tokyo's Narita airport, but it is time for you guys to go back home, anyways here is your flight ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ AirAsia flight 3359 from: Tokyo Hanada (HND) (gate: 21) (time: 5:46am) To: Kakure Int'l (KAK) (gate: G12) (time: 12:25pm) flight time: 7hrs, 11mins Seats: 10A, 10B, 10C Aircraft: A321 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ AirAsia flight 1191 from: Kakure Int'l (KAK) (gate: H13) (time: 3:47pm) to: Diamondous Carson Sadie Lou intl (DMO) (gate: F19) (time: 4:27pm) flight time: 1hr, 17mins seats: 5A, 5B, 5C aircraft: A321

Sept 12, 2026: it is your last day for the 92nd Roseanne family reunion of 2026, it's official, you have your flights booked back to Sadie, scheduled to leave the hotel around 3:40am on September 13th, but back to the family reunion (yes you'll be back next year), you, your nephew Landon, your son Sam, and your dad Harold going to (another place to have the family reunion) the Tokyo Kaikan in the main building, okay that's all I got to say, but the reunion starts at 5:00pm to 7:00pm

Sept 11, 2026: in Tokyo. you, your son Sam, your nephew Landon, your dad Harold going to the Josuikaikan Hall because today is officially time for the 92nd Roseanne family reunion, and you are low-key going to be tearing up that dance floor, yes it's on the 14th floor, all right have fun

Sept 10, 2026: you, your twin brother Jeff, your son Sam, Jeff's wife Katie, and your nephew Landon are driving in your brother's car so you can drive to Tokyo, because on September 11th, 2026, it is y'all's 92nd Roseanne family reunion, yes it is a 4-Hour drive to Tokyo from Nagoya, anyways, here is the hotel you guys are in ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ hotel: APA Keikyu Kawasaki Ekimae hotel

Sept. 8, 2026: you, your son Sam, and your nephew Landon are flying out of town to fly to Nagoya to visit your twin brother Jeff, then in a couple days (September 10), all of you are going to ride in your twin brother Jeff's car to Tokyo (Low-key it's a 4-Hour Drive), because on September 11th, 2026 you are going to the Josuikaikan Hall for the 92nd Roseanne family reunion, this is y'alls flight ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ FLIGHT 1: AirAsia flight 1814 from: Diamondous Carson Sadie Lou Int'l (DMO) to: Jeju Airport (CJU) departure time: 1:48am arrival time: 8:23am flight time: 7hrs, 14mins aircraft: Airbus A320 departure gate: F12 arrival gate: 1 seats: 6A, 6B, 6C ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ FLIGHT 2: AirAsia flight 198 from: Jeju Airport (CJU) to: Nagoya Chubu Centrair (NGO) Departure time: 11:46am arrival time: 4:32pm flight time: 4hrs, 5mins Aircraft: Airbus A320 departure gate: 22 arrival gate: 10 seats: 9A, 9B, 9C

*Sept 6, 2026: today, you are driving to your friend Riley's house in Diamondous we pick up your shirts for you, your son Sam, and your nephew Landon (this is his first time going to the reunion by the way), because tomorrow you, Sam, and Landon are flying out tomorrow, because on the 11th, is y'all's 92nd anniversary for the Roseanne family reunion, you guys fly out on the 8th at 1:47am (most likely you get to the airport on the 7th), but you guys will land in Nagoya to go see your twin brother Jeff, then on the 10th of September, all of you are going to drive to Tokyo, anyway back to the shirt pickup*

*September 4, 2026: you are making the house tuff, you are making the house painting white & kinda green, and later tonight you are changing the light colors on the garage, porch, backyard blue, anyways have fun*

*August 29, 2026: today, you are babysitting your wife ila's Sister Angelica's 4 year-old son Tyrese, because Angelica & Richard are going out of town to India the next day, so that's why they drove 5 hours from Jorja, Plainsland to Mollyville, Sadie (where you live), your wife Ila is at a party, your son Sam and your nephew, Landon are home with you, Landon is going to make sure Sam doesn't disrespect Tyrese, anyways have fun*

*on May 25, 1987, right after the last day of school: (you were 13 back then), your dad (Harold Elliac, 35) was writing the papers to get you to stop bullying people, it's because back in February, you, your friends Jamie, Maxwell, and Cassidy had bullied a student, you 3 almost got suspended, your mom (Anastasia Elliac, 35 'turn to 36 in September') was at the store getting groceries, just leaving you, Harold, and your brother Michael (5), anyways have fun*

*July 23/24: you, your son Sam, your wife ila, your nephew Landon are all going to Johnonia, Academia because it is you and your wife Ila's 26th anniversary, (unfortunately your wife does not feel like driving the Honda Odyssey she bought for trips) so she is going to drive her original car (2022 Lada Azumut) instead, here is your guy's route to Your cousin Monica's house ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ route from: 1479 Mollyville Lilith Dr - Alina, Sadie route to: 2203 Georgia Py, dr - Johnonia, Academia drive: 8hrs, 12mins leave time: 3:17am - July 24, 2026. arrival time: 5:34pm - July 24, 2026 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ wedding date: June 26, 2026

*July 20: it is your son Sam girlfriend, Lillians birthday, she is now 14, you and your son Sam are going to fat cats for his girlfriend's birthday, (and also your wife ila is 2 weeks pregnant), anyways you'll text Lillians mom Carrie when you make it to Fat cats, anyways I'm done talking, just make the story*

*Jul 18: you, your nephew Landon, your teenage son Sam, and your friend Riley are going to watch the basketball game in person, you're going to see thw Diamondous Moons versus The Beijing Ducks ( the moons of course matches the anime show Sailor moon ), anyways, the game starts at 4:00, ends at 6:00, anyways have fun*

flashback: July 26th, 2000: you and Ila got married, it was 3:49pm when you married her, here are the people and family of yours you: Elijah Payton Elliac, 26 (turn 27 in November) years old, born November 1, 1973 nephew Landon: Landon Avery, 3, born May 23, 1997 girlfriend Ila: Ila Kelly Elizabeth, 34, born Feb 11, 1966 your dad: Harold Jared Elliac, 48, born January 25, 1952 your mom: Anastasia Andrea Elliac, 47, born September 20, 1953 brother: Michael Leroy Elliac, 18, born January 2nd, 1982 brother II: Jeff Leo Elliac, 26 (turns 27 in November), born November 1, 1973 location: Kimberly Thomas Church, Donna, St. Javier, United Brothers allegiance

Jul 15: you are back to work, new kids, new semester your school: Molly Elementary School grade: 2nd grade subject: Math name: Mr. Elliac how many kids: 23 have fun bruh

*Jul 13: it is your 20th year as a teacher, and it is meet the teacher day for you, here is your menu for today ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ name: Mr. Elliac grade: 2nd grade subject: Math school: Mollyville Elementary School year: 2026-2027 first year: July 13, 2006 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ students: Aiden Cox Carl Walker Tyrone Lanez Dallas Sawyer Santiago Rivera Margaret Peterson Lillian Terrell Jaxon Gilbert Jocelyn Baras Bruno Finley Mason Harris Kayla Johnson Naomi Hughes Ethan Brooks Elijah Moore Ava Martinez Mia Anderson Jayden (Jay) Thomas Zoëy Clark Anthony Wilson Grace Taylor Caleb White Marlon Brunette

*Jul 5: at 9:02am, your nephew Landon is dropping you off at the hospital because you are getting surgery from your back, because something has collided in you, so unfortunately they're going to put you to sleep and cut your back open (don't worry you won't be able to feel it when you're asleep), anyways your surgery begins at 12:06pm, you are going to be at the hospital until the 12th of July

Jul 4th, 2026: it is 4th of July (in Asia), Margarita day, a special holiday around Lindaland, and more countries in Asia, it is Lindaland's war 382nd anniversary, anyways have fun (warming: you have surgery the next day)

Jun 25: it is time to say goodbye to Hong Kong, you and your wife ila and your son Sam all packed up yesterday, you're dad Harold is ready to go back to South Korea, he is flying Cathay Pacific, anyways here is your flight back to Sadie ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ AirAsia flight 1409 from: Hong Kong to: Diamondous Carson Sadie Lou dep. gate: 2212 arr. gate: F6 flight time: 7hrs, 49mins seats: 6A, 6B, 6C dep. time: 8:33am arr. time: 3:41pm aircraft: Airbus A321

June 21st: it is Father's Day in Hong Kong, your wife Ila and your son Sam are in your dad Harold's hotel room making your gift, and in your hotel room, you're making a gift for your dad Harold