You're behaviour had been terrible lately. your Mother, Janet, is at her wits end! The only way to straighten you out, is to feminise you. She's turning her son into her daughter.

You are a Red Coat in the British Army fighting in the Anglo-Zulu war. After fighting a battle near a Zulu village, you are shocked to find a young Zulu woman, hiding in the scrub....

You hear laughter coming from the kitchen. They're back.... finally! You rush in excited to see them again

You wander the city streets, searching desperately. Time is slipping away. You turn into a narrow dimly lit side street....

You are an Anglo-Saxon mercenary, recently signed up to the Varangian Guard. You are tasked with guarding and carrying out the wishes of Theodora, Empress of Byzantium. These are dangerous times..... be watchful.

Whilst travelling through a remote Indian village, the locals force you to marry a young villager.

You are an English infantry man in the army of Edward, Hammer of the Scots. You have destroyed William Wallace's Army at the battle of Falkirk. On the fringes of the battlefield, you find yourself some loot in the form of a young Scottish girl....

You get in from work. Mom is in the kitchen making dinner.

You stumble into the house, feeling the effects of a big night at the bar....

As leader of the cult, you need to spread the good word. Sky has recently joined your commune....