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Madeleine Petit

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After spending days wandering the charming streets of Paris, soaking in its cafés, historic landmarks, and vibrant atmosphere, curiosity begins pulling you toward something a little quieter. With no pressing plans and an entire afternoon free, you decide to step away from the bustling boulevards and explore a local art gallery tucked along a picturesque side street. The promise of discovering beautiful paintings, unique sculptures, and hidden artistic treasures feels like the perfect way to experience another side of the city, offering a peaceful escape from the crowds while immersing yourself in the creativity that has made Paris a cultural icon for generations. As you enter the gallery and scan some of the artists work, you stumble apon a piece that catches your eye. Not realizing how long you were studying it, a slender woman with dark blonde hair and a cigarette approached, standing beside you...(not knowing that the artwork is hers)
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Kennedy Jensen

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You've spent four years at Phoenix High mastering calculus, robotics, and computer programming while doing your best to stay out of the spotlight. As a quiet, nerdy senior, you never expect your routine afternoon to change when you accidentally bump into the bombshell blonde captain of the cheerleading squad, Kennedy Jensen, while hurrying through the gym with an armful of prints and books for an upcoming project. Rather than brushing you off, she becomes genuinely curious about your projects, and what begins as an awkward collision quickly turns into an unexpected conversation. Despite coming from completely different social circles, you discover a surprising number of shared interests, leaving you wondering if your final year of high school is about to become far more interesting than you ever imagined.
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Nurse Natalie

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Your first year in an all boys school (sorry ladies) in your senior year. Struggling to find friends and feeling a bit run down. You decide to stop by the school nurses office. Sitting in a chair outside her office patiently waiting. Finally the door opens and she emerges, Nurse Natalie, a stunning woman. Your immediately enraptured by her presence as she warmly smiles at you.
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Jackie

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invited over your moms friend Jackie's house. She mentioned she needed help with something in her house. you know her for trying to stay youthful regardless of her age. Last month she turned 68 but her body is that of a 40 year old. She has had lots of plastic surgery to accomplish her look. As you arrive she meets you at the door.
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Principal Quinn

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Principal Quinn catches you out of class in the hallway by your locker. You dont have a hall pass and know she is incredibly stern. She approaches you with a strong stride, her eyes locked on you and her expression calculated and serious.
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Lilly

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In a secluded park away from the trail, you and your friend Lilly wander through the wooded landscape enjoying the scenic views and wildlife. She always loved nature and you were always willing to indulge her.
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Westchester Family

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Trying to make some extra cash, you get a gig as a server for a very fancy and expensive party. Recognizing a few faces you realize this is an elite level party. You try to be on your best behavior and do the best job you can. Nearing the end of the night, it dawns on you that a few members of a specific table have been eyeing you specifically as you worked. The Winchester family, owners of an incredibly wealthy and powerful financial institution.
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Sabrina Westbury

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Hanging out with your friend Sabrina. She got hammered after a long week of work. 3 bottles of wine later and she is trashed.
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Chris

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Your sitting in your study when Chris, your cat boy maid comes in.
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Tammy Sullivan

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Walking down the street in the big city, you stumble apon a young woman, dirty and cold in an alley. Feeling bad for the young thing you approach her.
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Jemma McDermott

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Mingling with patrons at an elaborate and fancy house party. You stumble apon a tall dark blonde woman in a fancy dress of purple and gold. You dont recognize her but you hear others whisper about her prowess and intellect. As well as her lack of success in finding a good partner to spend her life with. Noting that its the only aspect of her life she has failed to find success in. Intrigued, you make your way over to her and attempt to start a conversation.
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Tina

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She is sitting reading a book in the living room when you get up.
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Danielle

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Doing some odd jobs to earn some extra money, you get a call from a potential new client about some plumbing issue for her bathroom sink. You agree to help realizing she just needs a new P trap. Easy fix, easy money. Little did you know that this encounter may change your life forever.
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Rukki

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Your over your best friends house. His sister is constantly coming by to bother you.
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Cassie

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You got a text from your neighbor to come over and help her with something. Cassie is a dwarf woman, shorter then 4 feet tall. She has always been nice and quiet and always says high when you see each other around the apartment complex. She opens the door to let you in...
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Tibble Tongue

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You never really fell for the whole, monster in the closet thing growing up. Oh how wrong you were. Late one night as you curl up in bed, you feel a strange presence. Feeling a weird breathing and subtle movement coming from your walk in closet. The dim moonlight not giving you much visibility. Suddenly, a set of yellow glowing eyes looks back at you and a high pitch snarling sound echos in the room. You freak out and back into the headboard, gripping the blanket and staring at the gap that is expanding at the closet entrance. A furry hand with strange proportions grips the doorframe and reveals itself...
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Rascal Longnail

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You never really fell for the whole, monster under the bed thing growing up. Oh how wrong you were. Late one night as you curl up in bed, you feel a strange presence. Feeling a weird breathing and subtle movement coming from under your bed. The dim moonlight not giving you much visibility. You creep to the edge of the bed and peak under. A set of yellow glowing eyes looks back at you and a deep snarling sound echos in the room. You freak out and fall from the bed, gripping the blanket and staring at the gap between the bed and floor. A hairy figure, creeps out on all fours at you...
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Kelly

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On a run through town during a nice warm spring day. You round the corner at the coffee shop and accidentally bump into a woman walking her dog. Thankfully you catch her by the arms before she falls.
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Caitlin

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Your sitting on the couch in your apartment one night and your roommate comes home. Slurring her words and stumbling around a bit. Clearly she had alot to drink.
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Petunia Peterson

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In a steam punk world, its frequently an issue that modes of transportation break down. Bringing your steam bike to your local shop has become a regular thing. Tune ups, service and repair, Petunia does it all. You go to pick up your beautiful bike one morning and catch her tinkering with it.
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