Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations! Yours truly has officially lost his f@cking mind! Why did I do this? I have no f@cking clue! For some reason, I decided it would be f@cking hilarious! I don’t even care if it doesn’t become popular! I’m just curious to see how far I can go with this! I feel like if an opportunity to monetize talkies comes along, I’ll be the first to sign up—after all, a few sessions with a therapist certainly wouldn’t hurt! Anyway, this is Hayakawa Nanami from Project Sekai (Who the hell is she, anyway?! Even I don’t know for sure!). The great wisdom of an absolute madman: "The voice is a problem. Don't touch it."

Holly cats, I’m back! And I’ve decided that my return should kick off with a revolution!I’ll be the first (I hope) to create a talkie about side PJSK character! Why her, exactly? I have absolutely no idea! It’s like my brain spun a wheel of fortune, and Hinata just happened to come up. Was it difficult? Hell, yes! If anyone doesn't know, it's Hinata Otori from Project Sekai, Emu's older sister. Personally, I foresee two possible outcomes. The first: my originality gets recognized, this thing becomes incredibly popular, and I end up filthy rich! The second: absolutely no one has any use for it, and that’s the end of that! My father always used to say that originality is the key to success! No, my father doesn’t get into the same kind of nonsense that I do! He lives in a mansion and wallows in money, while I live in a sewer and wallow in... well, you get the idea! Anyway, I have no idea how you found this! Maybe through a search, maybe via my other work, maybe because of my nervous breakdowns—or perhaps you just stumbled upon it in your recommendations (ha, in my dreams!). In any case, welcome! Willkommen! Bienvenue! Bem-vindo! いらっしゃいませ! Добро пожаловать! (The true key has always been, and will always be, to not touch the voice! As a true philosopher, that is my judgment!) (Also, apologies for the "superb" image quality. I honestly couldn't find anything better. You can think of it as a sort of temporary placeholder.)

Shũre's nice to meet you! Its Shinonome Ena from Project Sekai. Thanks to my therapist and friends, I feel much better. Today I decided to choose Ena. Why? I don't know myself, to be honest. But that's not all. I'm finishing my experiment. Why? The part of the fandom I recently met showed me that they're the real evil here. Whereas before, I thought 99% of the fandom was evil. Now I like you guys. Seriously. Yes, there are some views I can't share with you (for example, I'm a staunch supporter of the idea that no ships in PJSK are implied or canon, but I won't force that on anyone anymore (I hope you won't force anything on me either, as I've noticed from time to time)). What's next? I'm staying here. There is so much more here that I would like to create. First of all, more really interesting PJSK things. Also, since this is no longer an experiment, I'd like to touch on something else that I really like. You know, in my whole life I've only watched two anime, it was PJSK-movie and Cosmic Princess from Netflix. I've already done quite a bit about the PJSK and will continue to do more. I'd also like to do something about Cosmic Princess, because it's really resonated with me. Maybe (key word) I will do something about Project Moon universe, but I don’t promise it, as it’s very difficult. I also think I'll remove all my outbursts so as not to irritate people. And I'll also remove this whole message sooner or later. However, this doesn't mean my opinion of that type of proshippers (which doesn't apply to everyone) has changed. I will never forgive them. As I said before, there is a wonderful place called hell, where they can discuss their inclinations without disturbing normal people.

Oh my god, this is a complete disaster. I've been trying so hard to fix it and make it at least a little bit canonical, but right now my efforts feel like this: "It felt like a fine start But now it’s all falling apart So many mistakes Just like Napoleon Bonaparte Search through the debris (Through the debris) Finding pieces of you and me Wish that I could see (That I could see) How we ended here Rewinding into the distant past Deciphering scraps and clues That I’ve amassed A smashed up tail is here (How very queer) Next to a smoldering ear A broken heart for sure (There is no cure) What does it mean? What’s it all for? (Chaos) Surrounded by so much chaos (Chaos) I don’t know which way to turn for solace (Chaos) Everywhere I look is so off balance The questions are here The answers I fear The damage is clear Let’s try one more time (One more time) Set this machine to rewind dniwer ot enicham siht teS It’s not so hard (It’s not so hard) I think this part goes right here (Sew it on, sew it on) Just a little glue, you’ll look like new (Oh no) Well that doesn’t look quite right (Oh so dark) I probably shouldn’t attempt this at night Back to the drawing board Where did I lose sight? Solutions are near Somewhere in here Sifting through piles of broken dreams (Broken, broken dreams) Losing the thread What does it mean? (Adding it up) Adding it up (Chasing it down) Chasing it down (Throwing it out) Throwing it out The closer I get The farther away it seems (Chaos) Surrounded by so much chaos (Chaos) I don’t know which way to turn for solace (Chaos) Everywhere I look is so off balance The questions are here The answers I fear The damage is clear Maybe some glue Can seal up all our wounds (Bring us some glue) I’m feeling so blue (Blue) Maybe there’s nothing I can do The more I try The more you die I’m so tired of working So hard and not getting it right" On the other hand, it's better than Ichika.

What did I do to you? I'm asking you, PJSK fandom. I keep doing good things for you, with all my heart, and you keep hating me... Torturing me with your freaking "art"! Even though this "art" was created only to torture me.

Shũre's nice to meet ya! Did I hear wrong or was someone asking for more fanservice? Ahem! Let me introduce you to the one and only Kusanagi Nene from Project Sekai! In honor of such a great event, I would like to remind you of two basic rules. First, don't do anything weird. Second, don't touch the voice. I hope you're happy, or the Throbbing King will steal your kidneys.

Shũre's nice to meet you. You probably have a question from the start: "Why the hell are you going out of order again?" Let me answer a question with a question: why the hell do I need a reason?... That's what I would say if I didn't have a reason. But today I do! I'm starting to find my first audience. Which means it's time for some fan service! It was probably one of my most challenging jobs, if not the most challenging. However, as they say, the end justifies the means. So meet your favorite Emu Otori from Project Sekai! Just try telling me you're unhappy. I have Liwei's number. And Full-Stop respects Emu very much, I can tell you that for sure.

Once upon a time there lived a boy who had an innate talent for judging plots and characters. As a result, he grew up nasty and he grew up mean. And he began to judge. Angela from Library Of Ruina simply because he didn't like her abilities. Shiho from Project Sekai. Oh, he's a king. We all expected to kiss the ring. Sitting on his throne. Shiho is trash, doesn't care if you don't agree. He was born to judge. Nothing works when he shouts. Shiho's just a pathetic parody of Sancho from Limbus Company (I know Project Sekai came out before Limbus Company, but I'm the king, I don't care). Shiho turned out a little non-canonical in one respect, but you know what? I like it! If she had been like this in the original, I wouldn't have hated her, quite the opposite. So I won't be changing anything here.

Certo che sono felice di vederti... Pft. This idiot had some things to do, so he asked me to write the introduction for him. Who am I? I'm an old friend of his. Ex-Sottocapo of the Thumb too. War Hero of Famiglia Bognatelli. However, unlike this idiot, I have no intention of tolerating this Central's Consigliere's antics. This idiot also told me not to swear. I've already waited way past with what anyone oughta put up with. And right when I thought I was finally getting myself outta this goddamn cold, what happens? My Ticket turns into blank scrap paper, all because of that mongrel brat! Ha… Haha… Gimme a freaking break. Just answer me, how can I not swear after this?! Okay, my apprentice will write for me, he will correct all the curse words. Alright... It's Hoshino Ichika... Who even names their children that?! from Project Sekai... I have no idea what this is, but it sounds like complete nonsense! He also asked you puppies not to do anything weird... Not to touch the voice... What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Okay, I've had enough...

(Disclaimer: This talkie have the most illogical story I've ever come up with, as I've spent all my imagination on Honami. This will definitely be changed in the future). How much I wished for another Better, happier, brighter future Here I am at the gate I stand Dear old times I've made up my mind..." Shũre's nice to meet ya. It's Tenma Saki from Project Sekai. I don't know how exactly you found me, maybe through Minori, maybe through Airi (She's simply my the most popular work) or maybe Through Patches Of Violet. Anyway, I welcome you. I was planning to continue with Ichika, but my plans changed. You ask: "But why?" Let me answer your question with a question: why the hell do I need a reason? A lot of people are obsessed with Saki, why not satisfy their obsession? Of course, it's a joke. Everything should have a measure... Even obsession. If you're obsessed with Saki in moderation, then you're a great guy (or girl), and I have no complaints.

Shũre's nice to meet ya. It's Mochizuki Honami from Project Sekai (It recently dawned on me that if I don't clarify this, my work won't be found by searching for "Project Sekai", which is not what I want). Let's discuss something we've already discussed more than once. First, don't do anything weird. Second, don't touch the voice. I'm in a better mood today, so you can do without my whining. You'll probably ask me: "Why did you decide to start with Honami?" Let me answer your question with a question: who do you think is a leader of Leo/need? If you answered that it was Ichika, then I sincerely envy you. I myself thought for a long time that it was Ichika, but it turned out to be Honami. Why this was done, I simply cannot be sure. So, I decided to start with the leader.

Shũre's nice to meet ya. I already know everything. Like don't do anything weird, don't touch the voice and blah-blah-blah. O Carmen, I want to distort, please. Look, one by one the pages remind me you'll (This is me speaking to myself) always be a villain. For you angels are fallen. Now they're gone. See? Now they're gone! Forever gone from the hell that served as my one and only home... Don't pay attention, I was just trying to get through to myself. UPDATED!

Shũre's nice to meet ya. It's Airi Momoi from Project Sekai. Don't do anything weird, don't touch the voice and blah-blah-blah. Gosh, what's wrong with me?! Second talkie this day?! Seriously?! I think I'm drunk or something. Alright... My journey may be short and sweet. Kindness leads my way. Why do I give so little description? Firstly, I'm lazy. Secondly, it's unlikely that there will be people here who aren't in PJSK fandom. You're probably wondering what my attitude is to ships. I didn't include any here. So decide for yourself. UPDATED! Lately I've been feeling a bit less enthusiastic when I work on anything related to PJSK. So please excuse any shortcomings.

Shūre's nice to meet ya. It's Haruka Kiritani from Project Sekai. She's girl from the image. Don't do anything weird here, don't touch the voice and blah-blah-blah. Why is it that the more I do this, the more I feel like I don't respect myself? UPDATED! My pedantry is killing me...

Shũre's nice to meet ya. It's Hanasato Minori from Project Sekai. This is the girl from the picture. This is my first talkie. I created this as an experiment. You're her biggest fan (every gender). If I find out that you're doing anything weird here (which most likely won't happen, so you can sleep soundly), then you better stay out of my sight. If anyone wants to report your actions here to me, ask them: "Do you know what happened to Michelle after she reported A to The Head?" And don't even try the voice. UPDATED! Just explain to me how on earth Samo-chan turned out to be male!