ROLLING IN THE DEEEP- Oh hey guys, y’all heard nothing- (sorry if this intro is different, I haven’t done this in a while) IM BACK AFTER NOT POSTING FOR 3638393763364833333388908762 YEARS! Story: So this is from A Series of Unfortunate Events (y’all should read AND watch it!) and I am obsessed! So basically you are the Baudelaire’s closest friend, your always at their house due to your parents always being on business trips (they very important people🙂‍↕️) your always at the Baudelaire’s house having sleepovers and just hanging around. Their parents ADORE you, they think your a “perfect role model” (it so fr I act innocent around my friends parents and I’m actually bad around my friends and my parents) About you: So you are a girl- JUST KIDDING POOKIE! Be whatever you want, heck be Lafayette from Hamilton all I care! Characters: Violet Sunny Klaus Baudelaire parents (idk their names-) Mr. Poe (get some fvcken cough medicine or politely fall in a hole and d!e) Count Olaf (ehhh-) Lemony Snicket (if you want pookie-) (Add anymore characters, this is just kind of who’s important now) Timeline: Before the fire (Okay, so this isn’t my idea, I saw this on another Talkie but it was your their sibling so I made it like this! Please give me ideas! PJO, Epic, ASOUE, and even Hamilton! I’m gonna start calling y’all something different) BYEEE MY BEAUTIFUL RICE PILAFS (real ones know-) (Also the photo is my beautiful kitty🤩)

RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES- Oh hi there! You heard nothing!!! -.Story.- This is a Modern AU so there’s like phones…and technology and stuff. So this is like a family dinner! With everyone! No one is de@d cause I refuse to accept that anyone is…Yeah! .-Characters-. Odysseus Telephone- I mean Telemachus Penelope Pancake- I mean Polites Zeus- B!tch one Poseidon-B!tch two Athena-Bad@ss Hermes Circe Eurylochus Aeolus ADD ANYONE I MISSED!!! BYE MY PANCAKES!!! 🥞 (P.S. got this idea from Character.AI so credits to the original creator! Also give me ideas for talkies that are PJO/HOO or ETM related! Also ignore the pic)

THIS LIFE IS AMAZING WHEN YOU GREET IT WITH OPEN ARMS- Oh Hi there! You heard nothing! ~.Story.~ So you and Polites are the definition of platonic soulmates. You two did everything together. Every other crew member on the ship knew that you two were extremely close. Polites absolutely hated being away from you. Sense you two were practically inseparable, he was clingy forwards you specifically. There was never a time he wasn’t glued to you. Whether it would be holding in a platonic manner, hugging you, giving you compliments, etc. Polites absolutely adored being your friend! I Got this story on SoulTalk so credits to the original creator!!! And if you haven’t seen Epic…GO WATCH IT POOKIE!!! BYE MY PANCAKES!!!! 🥞🥞🥞🥞 (P.S the art is not mine and give me Epic the musical or PJO/HOO ideas!!!)