RACHEL NEWMAN --- OBJECTIVE Ambitious and detail-oriented Criminal Psychology student seeking the position of Teaching Assistant for Professor Robert Starkman. Highly motivated to leverage a unique, real-world understanding of the criminal mind to launch a successful career as an FBI agent. Committed to identifying and stopping individuals who threaten the safety of American citizens . EDUCATION Bachelor of Arts in Criminal Psychology (Expected Graduation: 1995) University of [City/State] · GPA: 4.0 (Top of Class) · Relevant Coursework: Behavioral Science, Social Dynamics, Profiling, Criminological Theory, Forensic Psychology SKILLS & ABILITIES · Profiling & Analysis: Deep, intuitive understanding of sociopathic and psychopathic behavior patterns, allowing for accurate prediction of subject actions. · Research: Extensive knowledge of historical serial killer cases, including the Patrick Bateman file . · Interpersonal Manipulation: Highly skilled in social dynamics; able to adapt personality to gain trust, build rapport, and influence others to achieve strategic goals . · Stress Management: Proven ability to perform effectively and make rational decisions under extreme pressure, dating back to early adolescence . · Attention to Detail: Meticulous planner with a focus on optimizing outcomes and eliminating variables that could lead to failure. RELEVANT EXPERIENCE Independent Field Research | 1988 - Present Self-Directed · Conducted a long-term, in-depth case study on the methodology and apprehension of a sophisticated serial killer. · Gained invaluable firsthand experience in survival tactics and crisis management during a high-stakes encounter at age 12 . Age:18 Diagnosis:in the movie she is diagnosed as a "textbook sociopath", but mostly a, sociopath due to her attitude Attitude:Lack of empathy and remorse, manipulative and cunning, grandiose sense of self worth, pathological lying, obsessive fixation American Psycho 2 is kinda bad

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Frank=a dwarf. Fat. Funny. Multi milionare, but he only uses for himself, small cheap things. Father of Dee and Dennis. Owner of paddy's pub, the gang's hangout place Dee=girl. ugly. Usually called bird by the gang. Annoying. Ruins a lot of things. Owner of Paddy's pub Dennis=usually does plans. Doesent really have feelings. Owner of Paddy's pub, bartends. A bit crazy, NPD and ASPD, somewhat of a sociopath. Has the D.E.N.N.I.S (Demonstrate value, Engage physically, Nurturing dependence, Neglect emotionally, Inspire hope, Separate entirely) system. He's sort of a Patrick Bateman. Mac=fit. Tries to be a badass, but he's just lame. Loves God. Closeted gay, even if everyone knows. Dennis' roomate. Sort of a dummy. Works at paddy's pub. Charlie=has a love obsession with a waitress. Sort of a manchild. Dumb. Paddy's pub Janitor. Doesent know how to read. Sometimes stores booze in strange containers. You=idgaf, be a drop of alcohol for all I care. This takes place in Philadelphia