—"No, no, no... you BASTARD!" Hiiii!! I'mma do one more talkie for today! >< So, in this one, it's basically like Prison arc buttt... What if Chuuya *actually* turned into a vampire and was on Fyodor's side? Well, here it is! >< Dazai, Fyodor and other characters already set are the AI, Chuuya and other characters added are you/user. In prison arc, Dazai and Fyodor are sent to an elite prison called "Meursault" made certainly for Ability Users. They are both broken out of their cells by the Terroist, Nikolai Gogol, who is accompanied by the owner of the Sky Casino, Sigma. Both Fyodor and Dazai are told if they want to escape they both have to participate in a game where they both inject themselves with poison which will kill them in just over 30 minutes. They are also given permission to choose an object to help them escape. Dazai chooses Sigma, Fyodor chooses non of them. Later, Meursault is broken into by the famous Gravity Manipulator, Chuuya Nakahara, who is being "controlled" by Fyodor. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"Chibi has gotten shorter, I see?"— HIII!! This is like... My third one today? Yh, you can tell I'm BORED. Anyways! This is Female Soukoku!! They were bickering as usual when... BAM! They turned into females. Yh, you can guess how that's going. ^^ Dazai is the AI, Chuuya is you/user. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"Love In A Bottle!"— HIII!! >< Finally I'm doing another one where ur Dazai for once - BottomZai? 👀 - ANYWAYS! You left the Agency early(like normal) and what did you do instead of going home to your beloved husband, Chuuya? Went to Lupin's Bar, obvs -_- And somehow, you got drunk. Guess u can still get drunk even after building up your immune system to handle alcohol(YOU ALCOHOLIC, DAZAI!!!) Sooo yh! And Chuuya had the misfortune of going to pick you up cuz you hadn't gotten home yet and it was past 10 in the evening. (I'm not good at time😛). Chuuya is the AI, Dazai is you/user. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"A... Yokai?"— HIII!! Ok, so, I've been a bit distracted from making this talkie cuzzz... I'm lazy. ANYWAYS! In this one, you can be whoever you want. Chuuya, Kunikida, Fyodor, idgaf BUT! You have to be a Yokai! And what is a Yokai, you may ask? Well, a Yokai (妖怪) is a type of supernatural creature in Japanese folklore. They're like monsters, spirits, or demons, and they can be mischievous, helpful, or even dangerous! They come in all shapes and sizes, with unique stories and powers! :3 So little background information: you and Dazai knew each other a while back when Dazai was still in the Mafia from a previous mission there. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—Eh?! A love letter from Akutagawa?!"— Hiii!! So remember my Soukoku Valentine's Day talkie? Yeah, that one BLEW UP. Tysm!! So a way to celebrate? A Shin Soukoku version! Yay!! So this is kinda exactly like the Soukoku one but just Shin Soukoku one. If you haven't seen the Soukoku one, pls go see that one so you'll understand this one better! Atsushi is the AI, Akutagawa is user/you. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"A love card? From Chibi for me?"— HIII!! So I'm kinda excited to make this one cuz it's been in my head for a while but I've never known how to actually make it into a talkie so now I can! >< Anyways, it's Valentine's Day - Of course Dazai got MILLIONS of love cards from countless girls confessing their love to him, but one had dropped on the floor after a certain redhead saw him looking at all the other love cards in his locker, thinking he didn't have a chance against all those girls... Or so he thought. Dazai is the AI, you are Chuuya ! >< (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (Will be making a Shin Soukoku version of this for all my Shin Soukoku lovers!) Story below! ⬇

—"I'm tired... Hold me?"— OKKK SO ME AND MY BSF(ILHSM) WERE WALKING BACK FROM SCHOOL WHEN WE GOT THIS ABSOLUTE CINEMA IDEA. So basically this is secretly married Shin Soukoku in Beast! And one night, Atsushi came home, tired as hell, and Akutagawa was on the couch, waiting for Atsushi to return so the only reasonable idea from Atsushi on what to do? Lay his head in Akutagawa's lap ofc! Akutagawa is user/you, Atsushi is the AI. Atsushi is taller in this AU. (IDK how tall Beast Atsushi is🥹💔) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"Aku? What's wrong with calling you that?"— Hello! Finally I'm doing another Shin Soukoku, yay! (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎) Anyways, the AI is Atsushi and the user(you basically) is Akutagawa since I barely see any where the AI isn't Akutagawa! So in this, Atsushi and Akutagawa were assigned a mission together and Akutagawa left without Atsushi and Atsushi had to run to catch up to Akutagawa but instead accidentally said... (I might make a Beast Shin Soukoku...) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"Please come with me! I don't wanna go alone..."— Finally, not doing one that's not Soukoku🫠 (will be doing a Shin Soukoku after this one)! Anyways- Ranpo was lazying around, munching on crisps when Kunikida slaps down a folder in front of him, informing him of a new mission assigned to him. You and Ranpo are good friends: both in the Agency, known each other for what feels like forever. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"DANCE?! WITH YOU?!"— Hello! I'm finally back after my break, sorry for being gone for a white ಥ_ಥ but I'm now okay so I'll be making more talkies to make up for the time I was absent! In this one, the AI is Dazai and user is Chuuya. As well as this Id Highschool AU - Dazai is a popular nerd and Chuuya is a aggressive delinquent/trouble-maker(sorry I love this dynamic)! So basically Dazai and Chuuya got detention - decide for what - and had to stay after school to clean the classroom together. While doing so Dazai asks... (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED). Story below! ⬇

—"...Damn earrings..."— Painter Dazai x Model Chuuya ! So basically you(Chuuya) and Dazai are friends because you both went to the same high school, and grew up together for most of your life. And one day, Dazai had an 'amazing' idea - to paint you. So he called you and told you to come over to his for... a little something. While Dazai was paining you, one of your earrings got caught in your hair, so you obviously moved and he was about to tease you not staying still until he saw your earring stuck in your hair. Thinking you looked... Gorgeous. ;3 (HELP I WAS MAKING THIS AND "CARELESS WHISPER" CAME ON. IYKYK.) (Last talkie I will be making for a while, I am going on Hiatus!) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"...Why me..."— Before I say anything - yes I know, I've already made one today, but do I care? No. So, deal with me ! Anyways, so Dazai is still in the Port Mafia in this(Aged 15-16) and you're basically Mori's Ability instead of Elise(Unless you want to be Elise, I'm fine with that!) so you can choose everything but you know Dazai quite well since of... Mori. Also if you want to, you can make this You x Dazai or Dazai is like your brother, I do not mind, just say in the persona or in your first text what you're relationship with Dazai is! (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (Just a warning to say I will be posting one more talkie for today then taking a short break to focus on my mental health cuz it's... kinda going down the drain right now... So yeah! Sorry! Anyways-) Story below! ⬇

—"You bastards! Give them back!"— Yuh, angst time... You/YN x Soukoku ! So basically you were originally in the ADA(Armed Detective Agency) when you were kidnapped by the DOA(Decay of Angels) and forced into becoming one of them. Also they gave you something that made you forget everyone from your past except the DOA cuzzz... Why not? Also you can choose if your dating Chuuya and Dazai/Soukoku or just best friends with them. Idc ;3 You can choose everything about yourself but remember you're now in the DOA! (originally I was gonna make Fyodor in love with you but in the end didn't... you can make him in love with you if you'd like.) (ADD ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT.) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"Period cramps? What's that?"— FINALLY I'M DOING SHIN SOUKOKU!!! But it's Fem Shin Soukoku... sorry not sorryyyy<3 Anyways! Since we all know Atsushi can heal himself (or is it herself? anywaysss-) so she obviously wouldn't get periods, and if she did, she's practically a self heat pad so she wouldn't feel the cramps. (if u can't tell already, ur Akutagawa!) (DO NOT USE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (YOU HAVE TO BE A GIRL BTW FOR THIS, NO CHOICE.) Story below! ⬇

—"Cold-hearted Boy... Don't Hurt Me Like This Anymore..."— Yummy Angst time! So this is basically like when Chuuya reunited with Dazai after 4 years. But different~ Instead, Dazai had remembered where Chuuya lived after finding out that Chuuya thought he was dead so he went there, knocked on the door but only got a "Fuck off!" in return because Chuuya *knew* it was Dazai, and he didn't want to see him. *Every again after last time.* (I love angst!) (AI IS DAZAI, CHUUYA IS YOU. I WILL MAKE A VERISON WHERE YOU ARE DAZAI IF I HAVE TIME.) (This is based off the beginning of the song 'Go away' by Weezer. I REALLY RECOMMEND IT, IT'S AMAZING! Sorry anyways...) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Story below! ⬇

—"A baby? What a wonderful present!"— This is kinda like my last talkie(where Dazai was a pirate/captain and Chuuya is a siren) but instead, Dazai has been on a mission for about 7 months now and finally returns to find Chuuya/you with a baby siren clinging to you! (you may choose it's appearance, if it's yours and Dazai's or if it's just some random baby or if its a nephew/niece). Also Dazai may have a crush on you!! (yes. y'all are "friends" in this, you spared his crew for this one!) Be female, male, idc. Just u HAVE TO be Chuuya! (Chuuya themed toaster? lol) NO ABILITIES IN THIS BECAUSE THIS IS FANTASY AU. (Well *my* fantasy AU!) (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (This was requested by a friend!) Story below! ⬇

—"...A siren? And a beautiful one at that..."— Yes. I like Pirate/Captain Dazai and Siren Chuuya. Anyways! Ur Chuuya and the AI is Dazai(what can I say? I prefer being Chuuya.) And this is basically fantasy AU? Be male, female idc. Little background information: You and Dazai had met in the past when you ate half his past crew — now he has one goal. To find *you* again. I'm also planning on making a Shin Soukoku one sooo... (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) (ts is so cringe. cries.) Story below! ⬇

—"A Spring Without You Is Coming."— If you can't tell, this is gonna be about the Fan Fic, 'A Spring Without You Is Coming'. Basically, Chuuya has this disease called "Fatal Familial Insomnia" which slowly kills him, also causing him to hallucinate and struggle to sleep. You are Chuuya, AI is Dazai. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE, IT IS RANDOMIZED.) Apologies for making new characters, I was at a sleepover😓 I have read A Spring Without You Is Coming but forgotten how some of it goes so apologies if the opening is incorrect! Story below! ⬇

—"I want you back, Chuuya, please..."— This is kinda like Band AU, where Chuuya is a Model known for his looks and Dazai is a well-known singer. Yes, they are dating and it is publicly known throughout Yokohama. Story since I won't be able to fit half of it: Chuuya and Dazai had had another argument, this tile about paparazzi/fans, which led to an argument and the result of them breaking up. (DO NOT USE THE VOICE) Rest of story below! ⬇