^^ HAI, phighting mentioned !! Read this first ig Valk appears in PHIGHTING! as one of the two idols alongside his brother. Together, the two of them represent one of two opposing sides in a Phestival, announce Multiplier matches to the player, and have their own Sword events. They additionally produce and sing in-universe music such as THE FLIPSIDE and SEE YOU ON. While they cannot be normally seen as in-person NPCs within PHIGHTING!, they sometimes appear in Crossroads during Phestivals in order to allow players to pick their team.!! ^^ Against his brother, Valk has represented the Phestival teams Fried, Vanilla, Sun, Bat, Rave, Violets, Ice Cream, Possessed, Dove, Pirates, and Comedy. Out of eleven Phestivals so far, his representing teams have won five of them.Valk wears a helmet directly referencing the Valkyrie Helm ROBLOX hat, with a white and yellow design as opposed to the ROBLOX item's blue and red. Two curved horns with split ends emerge from his forehead and taper into spikes. The helmet has a microphone attachment on its right side. He wears a yellow striped suit with a white notched lapel, a white undershirt with white cuffs, a gray tie, a pair of yellow shutter glasses, and gray pants with black shoes. Valk, unlike Dom, still has both his wings: a pastel yellow, akin to those of a bat albeit smaller than his brother's.Compared to his brother, Valk is a positive and upbeat individual. He almost always refer to the player with a sense of familiarity, despite his celebrity status. He generally He generally expresses his opinions with hyperbole, such as when he says ice cream is '13x better' than popsicles. He enjoys both the colour and the flower violets, and thinks that doves are pretty. He doesn't particularly like chocolate. His favourite region is Playground. He regularly reads and gets flustered by his fan mail, much to his brother's annoyance. Very sad fact, him and his brothers parents are divorced. RANDOM VOICE

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ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜs, ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ, ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ'ᴇsᴛ,ɢʀᴀᴄɪᴏᴜs,ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴘᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ sʟɪɴɢsʜᴏᴛ!! ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ sʟɪɴɢsʜᴏᴛ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄᴄʜʜʜ! ᴏᴋᴀʏ sᴏ sʟɪɴɢsʜᴏᴛ ɪs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴘʜɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪs ғᴏʀ ᴍ- ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ.. ᴜs, ᴍᴇ, ᴍᴀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ sʟɪɴɢsʜᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ! 🥺sʟɪɴɢsʜᴏᴛ - sʟɪɴɢsʜᴏᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ғᴜʀʀʏ! ɢʀʀ.. 👌👌 ᴏᴋ ʙʏᴇ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘʜɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴇʟᴘ

ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅᴀɪsʏ! ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴀɪsʏ ᴜʜ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʀ. ɪ. ᴘ :ᴄ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ- ᴏᴋᴀʏ sᴏ ʜᴇ's ᴀ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʀᴏʙʟᴏxɪᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʜᴀɪʀ : ᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜʜ ʜɪs sʜɪʀᴛ ɪs ᴡᴀʀ sᴛʏʟᴇ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ʜɪs ᴡɪғᴇ sᴍ ᴏᴋ ʙʏᴇ ɪᴅᴋ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴀ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ʏᴀʏ ദ്ദി‎◍˃ ᵕ ˂◍) ᴏᴋᴀʏ ʙʏᴇ ⠀ ∧__∧ （｀•ω• )づ__∧ （つ /( •ω•。) しーＪ (nnノ) ᴜʜʜ ɢᴜᴇsᴛ1337 ɪ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀs ɪɴ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ, ʜᴇ ɪs ғᴏʀ 500 ʙᴜᴄᴋᴀʀᴏᴏs ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ɪs 115.. :ᴅ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ʙʏᴇ ʙʏᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙʏᴇ!

ᴏᴋᴀʏ sᴏ ᴜʜ (≧∇≦) ᴛʜɪs ɪs 007ɴ7.. ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ɪs ʙᴀʟᴅɪɴɢ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ- ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀ ᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏғ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɴᴏᴏʙ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴘ-// | ᴀʟsᴏ 007ɴ7 ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ, ᴄ00ʟᴋɪᴅᴅ! ʏᴇᴛ, ʜᴇ ᴅ137 ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴋɪᴅ (ᴄ00ʟᴋɪᴅᴅ) ᴀɴᴅ ᴇʟʟɪᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴛᴇs 007ɴ7 ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜɪs sᴏɴ ʙᴜʀɴᴛ ʜɪs ᴜʜʜ ʀᴇsᴛᴀᴜʀᴀɴᴛ.. ᴏᴋᴀʏ ʙʏᴇ- ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴇʟʟɪᴏᴛ~-,ɴᴏʟɪ,ᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ! ᴏᴋ ʙʏᴇᴢ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ʙᴛᴡ- ᴏᴋᴀʏ ʙʏᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙʏᴇ

ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍᴀғɪᴏsᴏ! ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ɢᴜʏ- ᴏʀ ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ sᴜᴄʜ.. ʏᴇᴀ. ᴜʜʜ.. ʜᴇ's ᴀ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ʀᴏʙʟᴏxɪᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ғᴇᴅᴏʀᴀ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴇᴀʀs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴜʜʜ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴛʜɪɴɢʏ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs "sʜɪʀᴛ" ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜʜ ɪᴅᴋ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ sᴀʏs ʜᴇ ᴜsᴇs ɢʟᴏᴠᴇs ʟᴏʟ- ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʙᴜɴɴʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ "ɢᴜʙʙʏ" !! ᴀɴᴅ ᴇʀʀᴍ (ᴠᴇᴇ 2.0's ᴛᴠ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ʙʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ) ᴜʜʜ ɪᴅᴋ ʏᴇᴀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ..

YESS ITS DOM HERE RIGHT NOW- ᴏᴋᴀʏ sᴏ ᴜʜ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs ᴛʜɪs ɪs ғᴏʀ ᴅᴏᴍ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴜᴠ ᴅᴏᴍ ʟᴏʟ ꈍ◡ꈍ ᴏᴋᴀʏ sᴏ ᴅᴏᴍ ɪs ᴀ ᴘʜɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ɪɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜᴜʜ ᴅᴏᴍ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇᴍᴏ/ᴊ ᴜʜ ʜᴇ's ᴄᴀʟᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɴɪᴄᴇ ɢᴜʏ ʟᴏʟ : ᴘ ʜᴇ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ɢᴜʏ ˃ 𖥦 ˂ ᴅᴏᴍ's ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴠᴀʟᴋ!! ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜʜ ʜɪs ɢʀᴀɴᴅғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғᴄ- ʜᴇ ɪs ғɪʀᴇʙʀᴀɴᴅ!! ᴀʟsᴏ ᴜʜ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ ʟᴏʟ : }

ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs 1x1x1x1x!! <3 ˶ˊᜊˋ˶ ɪ ʟᴜᴠ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴛᴡ- ᴜʜ ʏᴇᴀ ᴜ sᴀᴡ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ. 1x1x1x ʜᴀs ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙʏ sʜᴇᴅʟᴇᴛsᴋʏ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ sʜᴇᴅʟᴇᴛsᴋʏ ʀ. ɪ. ᴘ sᴏ ᴜʜ ʏᴀ : ᴄ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɴᴏᴛ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴜʜʜ ɪᴅᴋ ᴏᴋ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ ᴜʜ ʏᴇᴀ

ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪᴘ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀғɪᴏsᴏ (ᴅᴏɴ sᴏɴɴᴇʟɪɴᴏ-) x ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ!! ᴜʜʜ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs ᴍᴀғɪᴏsᴏ ɪs ᴜʜ.. ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ꇴᵒ̴̶̷̤ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴜɴʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ɢᴀᴍʙʟᴇʀ!! (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎) ᴍᴀғɪᴏsᴏ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ʀᴏʙʟᴏxɪᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜʜ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ғᴇᴅᴏʀᴀ- ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙᴜɴɴʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ʜᴜʙʙʏ <3!! ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴀ ɢᴀᴍ- ᴜʜ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴀ ɢʀᴀʏ ʀᴏʙʟᴏxɪᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ғᴇᴅᴏʀᴀ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ??? ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴡᴇᴀʀs ᴀ ᴛɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ sᴜɪᴛ ᴏʀ sᴍᴛʜ- ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʀᴛғᴜʟ ʟᴏʟ- ᴏᴋᴀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ sʜɪᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ sʜɪᴘ ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇғᴇᴅᴏʀᴀ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ (ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀs) ᴛʜɪs ɪs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀs ʙʏᴇᴇᴇ ʟᴏʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀғɪᴏsᴏ..

ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴇʀᴍ - ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴀ ɢʀᴀʏ ʀᴏʙʟᴏxɪᴀɴ, ʏᴇs ɪᴋ!! : ᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜ.. ʜᴇ's ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀʙʟᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀs ɪɴ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ, ʜᴇ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ғᴏʀ 777 ʙᴜᴄᴋᴀʀᴏᴏs- ʟᴏʟ ʜᴇ's ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍʙʟᴇʀ : | ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ (ᴏɴᴄᴇ??-) sᴛᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴍᴀғɪᴏsᴏs (ᴄᴀsɪɴᴏ (≧∇≦) (ᴄ00ʟᴋɪᴅᴅ sᴋɪɴ ʙᴛᴡ-) ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴜʜʜ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍʙʟɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴇ.. ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴜʜ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs 43 ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ɪɢ ᴏᴋ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ ʟᴏʟ

ɪ'ᴍ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴅᴇғᴀᴜʟᴛ ɴᴏᴏʙ ɴᴇxᴛ- ɴᴏᴏʙ - ɴᴏᴏʙ ɪs ᴀ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ʀᴏʙʟᴏxɪᴀɴ!! ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴛᴏʀsᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ʟᴇɢs- ʏᴇᴀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜʜ ʜᴇ's ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀʙʟᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀs ɪɴ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ, ʜᴇ's ғʀᴇᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ!! ɴᴏᴏʙ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ sʜʏ (ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ / ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ? ) ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴏʙ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴀs 100 sᴛᴀᴍɪɴᴀ ᴏʀ sᴍᴛʜ- ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ. ɴᴏᴏʙ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙʟᴏxʏ ᴄᴏʟᴀ "ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ" ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ- ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ (ɪ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʜ) ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ɢʀᴀʏ- ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ / sʟᴀᴛᴇsᴋɪɴ ᴘᴏᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴠɪɴsɪʙʟᴇ//? ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ɪs ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪᴛ. ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ ʟᴏʟ ദ്ദി‎◍˃ ᵕ ˂◍)

ᴛʜɪs ɢᴜʏ- ʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴏʙ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ɴᴏᴏʙ sᴋɪɴ! ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜɪs sᴋɪɴ ᴡᴀs "sᴄᴇɴᴇ" ᴛʏᴘᴇ ʟᴏʟ ɪ'ᴍ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴜᴠ ɴᴏᴏʙ ᴏʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏᴏʙ : ᴅ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴜʜ, ᴛʜɪs ɴᴏᴏʙ ɪs ғʀᴏᴍ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ, ʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀʙʟᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀs ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ғʀᴇᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ sʜᴇᴅʟᴇᴛsᴋʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇʟʟɪᴏᴛ!! ɴᴏᴏʙ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄᴏʟᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ- ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴏʙ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ sʜʏ (ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ / ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ) ᴏᴋᴀʏ sᴏ ᴜʜ, ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ɴᴏᴏʙ ʜᴀs ʜᴀɪʀ (⊙ө⊙) ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs sᴋɪɴ ᴏɴᴇ- ᴏᴋᴀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ ɪ'ᴍ sᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʀɴ-- ᴀʟsᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴜᴘ sᴏ ᴜʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴏʀ ᴇʟʟɪᴏᴛ!!

sᴏ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴅᴏᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴅᴏᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛᴇᴅ sᴀᴅʟʏ, sᴏ ᴜʜ.. ʜᴇ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪs ᴡɪғᴇ / ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ɪᴛ. ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴅᴏᴇ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ғʀᴏᴍ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ!! ᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss- ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ʜɪᴍ ғᴏʀ 1,000 ʙᴜᴄᴋᴀʀᴏᴏs (ʏᴇs ɪ ᴄᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ "ʙᴜᴄᴋᴀʀᴏᴏs" ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ ᴡʜʏ ɪ sᴡᴇᴀʀ) ᴍʏ ᴛʜᴇᴏʀʏ ɪs ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴅᴏᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ sʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀs ɪɴ ғᴏʀsᴀᴋᴇɴ. ᴏᴋᴀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ! ᴀʟsᴏ ɪ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs-