this is just a joke talkie as it's literally a random photo I pulled from my album so uh, do smth with a fire ig

Your A Rancher On A Far Far Planet, Yet This Is No Ordinary Ranch... It's A Special Ranch On A Special Planet Full Of Smiles! Theres Pink Slimes, Rock Slimes, Tabby Slimes, Phosphor Slimes And So Much More! Your Main Job Is To Ranch Slimes, Feed Them And Collect They're Plorts (shit)When They Finish Eating And Send It To Earth To Make Big Bucks, How Much Can You Make?

As you were collecting some wild slimes on your ranch you see it... a super rare... golden slime! you try and chase it down but its just too fast and it disapears into a wall but I might... return oh btw I ate 8 tons of cheese what do I do 😭

as you, a British and a bunch of other French and Portuguese were reaching the final part of San Sebastian, Donostia Spain all of you met Barry, he was behind bars above you and he had gotten attention of a ship just out of the harbor, he told you guys to hold out and he'd pull up a platform, once he did he began letting you guys down until...

You were feeling quite hungry so you decided to head down to the nearest pizzaria, there were a lot of options ranging from soda and pepperoni pizza all the way to kombucha and uh more pizza Elliot: A kind and caring 22 year old lad, always happy and excited to get his jobs done! Sadly... today wasn't really his cup of tea so he was not happy at all and just wanted to get it over with. Can you cheer him up? Readers note: oh and btw rate the voice it's actually pretty decent 👌