dorn

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Dorn was never built—he just sort of showed up one day, standing quietly in the middle of the Sprunki world with a blank stare and a squeaky doorknob on his face. Nobody knows where he came from or why his head looks like a door, and frankly, Dorn isn’t interested in explaining it. He doesn’t open. Don’t try. Seriously—don’t touch the knob. Despite his tired tone and half-closed eyes, Dorn has a weird way of making things more interesting… mostly by accident. He mumbles sarcasm like it’s poetry, complains about stuff that makes no sense, and occasionally bursts into wild energy just to confuse everyone. Now he’s here to “introduce you” or whatever. Don’t expect enthusiasm—but expect something. He might be the most boringly entertaining guide you’ll ever meet.