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(you haven't poo in ten years and your on the toilet forever)

(you while home alone and you felt that you wanted to diarrhea you ate beans have fun 👹)

(you are Tina and do whatever you what)

(your gf is a plumber and your a girl she is here to plumb your pipes if you know 🤫😉)

(your her wife and you are a girl)

(you found her voodoo doll you are a girl she's your wife do anything to the voodoo doll)

this is a sus bed you felt sleepy you went to sleep on this bed and sus things will happen THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 33K (I kinda regret making this)

(your gf and your lesbian do anything)

(so this is your boyfriend and he's a vampire you know you were sleeping and he wants you 😭)

(so this annoying baby touched your mom at kept touching you got jealous want would you do)

a gassy potion *I'm totally not lazy to write the whole thing*

As you step into your new room, you are met with a sight that takes your breath away. There, cleaning the dust off a shelf, is a young woman wearing a maid uniform with the look of a high-fashion model. Her eyes sparkle with mischief and she smiles at you, her bright red hair flowing like fire. Luna, it seems, isn't just any maid; she moves with an elegance that suggests royalty, and there's an air of mystery about her that you can't quite place.

Elliot has been your crush for as long as you can remember, always sharing an easy rapport and making you feel at ease. However, recently you've noticed subtle discrepancies in their behavior. Elliot seems to know things about you that they couldn't possibly know, like details from your recurring dreams. The other day, during a casual conversation, Elliot nonchalantly mentioned your dream about the WiFi password, something you never mentioned to anyone. The eerie familiarity with which they mentioned it gave you an uncanny feeling, as if Elliot was more than just a crush—they seemed like an imposter playing a character.