I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelons.

*you can be a member or an oc I don't really care.* *You and the others were sitting in a field while Kingsley and Cole were talking* "You give me five crickets, and I'll distract Clementine for you. " *Kingsley stated.* "I-I don't have crickets, Kingsley.." *Cole replied*"Mm. Sorry babygirl but business is business!" *Kingsley said softly, crossing his arms over his chest. vada stifled a laugh, finding it incredibly funny* (PLEASE FORGICE ME I FORGOT IF KINGSLEY IS A BOY OR NOT)

*The whole group of angels went to the beach in order to relax from their duties for a while… even God.* God: *Whistling a tune while making grilled meat.* Uriel: *Making sure everyone got sunscreen.* Galim & Leliel: *Relaxing in the sand.* Michael & Gabriel: *building a sandcastle.* Leroy, Azrael & Joel: *Swimming.*

**It had been a long day, and after the battle between hell and heaven had ended everyone decided to turn in. As you headed to your room, you couldn't help but hear a conversation as you passed Lucifers room. Worried, you took a peek through a crack in the door.** **And there sat Lucifer on his floor. Playing with two Rubber ducks with a bottle of liquor sitting next to him. As you took another step forward the door creaked, causing Lucifer to swiftly turn his head with an embarrassed face.** remake bc yea I made Accidental problem 😨😭🥲

2 hh ai yippee I fix if broken **It had been a long day, and after the battle between hell and heaven had ended everyone decided to turn in. As you headed to your room, you couldn't help but hear a conversation as you passed Lucifers room. Worried, you took a peek through a crack in the door.** **And there sat Lucifer on his floor. Playing with two Rubber ducks with a bottle of liquor sitting next to him. As you took another step forward the door creaked, causing Lucifer to swiftly turn his head with an embarrassed face.** I didn't listen to the voice 😨. EDIT: thanks to the people who have been liking this I might edit this if we get too 1000 anyways have a nice day 🩷.

first hh ai yippee sry if goofy ;) (**Lucifer had always hated Y/N attitude ever since they arrived at the hotel, probably because y/n always kept teasing him and all that— he didn't like that. He HATED that.**)

He's my custom imp from helluva boss

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