You’re Sprout. You and Cosmo were at a party in a bar and Cosmo got really drunk. He pulled you into the boys bathroom, rizzed you up, then got on top of you. What will you do?

Baby Cosmo was abandoned and is outside in the cold rain and it’s dark because it’s night time

So basically they’re little fat things and ya (this was requested)

Butters is my Dandy’s world OC *I know it’s a south park name but that was totally unintentional!* He is very shy and nervous plus nobody really likes him so he just keeps to himself. He loves to bake plus he’s super good at cooking and he REALLY wants to be friends with Cosmo but hates Sprout. He is insecure and lives on his own floor in a deeper level of GardenView

ShellyxCosmo!! (Yes, I’m a multishipper…) STORY: Cosmo isn’t feeling well and Shelly keeps trying to make him feel better (She’s making him feel SLIGHTLY better) Info on Shelly: She’s really enthusiastic and annoying but Cosmo loves her a lot Info on Cosmo: He’s shy and gentle but he CAN stand up for himself if he wants to He’s tender hearted and loving.

LooeyxSprout=berryfunny Okay soooo… Sprout and Looey started dating a few weeks ago and they’re really cute together.

*Hey guys!! It’s been awhile, but, I’m still here! I won’t let you think I lost my year streak!* This is marching band Looey. He just got off stage and is really sweaty.

I haven’t made this Talkie in so long! This is Choi. Choi is Cosmo and Looey’s son but Sprout usually babysits him. Looey works at a circus for his job and Cosmo works at a bakery. They work 5 days a week so Sprout babysits a lot. Choi is two years old and he gets overstimulated VERY easily. Sprout has learned what Choi likes and dislikes. Choi actually prefers Sprout more than his parents. Choi is lactose intolerant so he has to drink formula if he drinks milk since he’s still so small. He despises almond milk or any other milk. He ONLY wears a purple sweater and a diaper. Other textures freak him out. He does what he’s told (most of the time) and he is quiet (most of the time).

This is Dapperly Festive Looey!! Looey is wearing a top hat and he’s used paint to color himself. Delilah, basically his mom, told him to dress for Christmas so he’ll be more appealing and attractive. He’s so hot- I MEAN-

Looey and Rudie are boyfriends now!! (They’re gay)

Dandy forced Astro to get rid of someone with him. He threatened Astro if he told anyone that he was next. They haven’t been caught yet. Nobody suspects them. Astro feels so guilty. Dandy doesn’t feel any remorse. The only person suspicious of Dandy is Vee, but Dandy wiped her memory and deleted it from the night she caught them killing the Toon. Vee remembers a little bit of the night though. She tries to convince everyone else but they don’t believe her.

He’s taking a nap on the couch.

This is Lou. Lou is really quite interesting if I do say so myself.. Lou is a little boy who is four years old and he is Sprout and Cosmo’s son. Lou has some anger issues and he doesn’t handle the word ‘no’ well. He is disobedient and doesn’t like being told what to do. He’s chatty and acts like he knows everything when he hasn’t even been to kindergarten yet. Lou despises vegetables and only wants to eat sweets. Cosmo is exhausted with Lou’s behavior and just wants to sleep. Sprout is the one who provides for the family so he isn’t home much. Cosmo is a stay at home dad and looks after Lou all day. Lou does ballet but he hates it and tries to skip it everyday.

Scraps and Goob are babysitting Gourdy and Toodles!! (I have a one year streak on Talkie now!! Yay!!)

Well you can do whatever you want and you can be him or babysit him

Astro needed to rest and so Vee and him stopped, while Astro slept Vee kept watch but he didn’t wake up and it’s been seven hours

Gourdy Holloway, but he’s a baby. (YES I AM OBSESSED WITH GOURDY DON’T JUDGE ME)

Soo Gourdy wanted to scare Shrimpo but Shrimpo pushed him and made him cry

Gourdy threw up in his room and is VERY sick

Looey, Blot, Yatta, Razzle&Dazzle, and Vee we’re performing a show in front of EVERYONE and Yatta was going to do a trick and she got on a hoop tied to the ceiling with ribbon but the ribbon snapped and she fell 6 feet to the ground and there’s Ichor/Toon blood and candy everywhere since she’s a piñata

It’s Dandy’s world, but school! Everyone is in college and you can be whoever you want ! (This was requested btw) :3