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this is for kitten haters real story

so basically your Pyro from TF2 you got teleported too mha and there's a pick me there

part 3 of Fpe pick me your Oliver

so basically this is cartoon cat bad karma you have to finish the song and the lines

you are cartoon cat the one created by Trevor Henderson and now pick me is now here and Angel has a crush on you because she thinks you are a bady boy because she knows you killed humans

your the black kitten mama cat is a bobcat and the kittens are kittens and they're white and the reason why they're not bobcats because Mama bobcat made it with a dada cat but the siblings hate you

so your the black kitten you are very fragile one push could kill you even if a frog hop on you it could kill you mama cat just gave birth to you she thought you were ugly at first but she thought you were really pretty because she thought not really going to be an orange kitten but your siblings hate you you are a black cat you have white paws and a white head

so basically you were walking down the street and you went into someone's house no one was in the house nobody not one person you see one month old kitten and a mama cat but you snap

so your Oliver your GF is Alice you're crazy about her you're crazy about her love you're crazy about her everything and then a pick me came thinking to ruin Alice's life but Alice: a dangerous demon that kills anything that goes her room except Oliver

so basically your the White kitten in the picture everyone in the family hates you except Mama cat

so basically Riley likes you and your Miles Morales

so you are Gray you met a cat family with a hated cat

so your the right kitten in the picture you where drinking a milk bottle in the road in a box because your mama cat found it until a nother stray kitten was walking by and saw it so he pushed you out the way and grabbed your bottle and drank from it but MAMA CAT CAME TO THE RESCUE

so basically this is you in the picture your X almost all the girls with you (sorry girls not sorry) so then a pick me a girl decided to make a plan but it did not girls that love you Uzi J Z V K

so basically this is you in the picture you are a reaper drone you are a male (sorry Girls not sorry girls) so you were an abandoned lab but until N j k c Z Uzi cya Doll were exploring and they came in

so Gray and the others you are gray so you were walking around and you sow a cat family so you brought it home

so technically you're the character in the picture you're sans and you're dating v so one day z decided to prank you

so you are Gray and Wenda and sky and Oren and pinki and durple please add the others so anyways you guys were walking around and you saw cat family

these two kittens broken into your house and killed your kitten that was very small

you are sans you found these kittens in a nest

so you are doey you see this ad where you can cook two kittens and make kitten soup this is all around the world it's even a restaurant but you can cook it at home and you see a kitten family outside

so the Kittens are in this zoo with a Tiger your sans

your Sans these baby kittens broke into the underground and they are destroying everything

so there's a pick me in undertale now your Sans

this mom hates it's kittens because they are black and she is white you have gray fur and your name is gray I know I know it's from a video game but just deal with it

this kitten family is with a black kitten and the mom hates it and the rest of them do

okay so you're a black kitten named Sans and the white kitten family hates you you were born with them yes but only the mom loves you you are the favorite child

so you and the white cat mothers want to be adopted and for some reason the two white cats love you I mean really really love you your name is even though this is from undertale let's just say your name is Sans and the two other white mother cat's names are Alice and Riley one day you finally got adopted with the other cat mothers

your mom loves you she will breastfeed you because you were first born the white one she hates the most your name is let's just say diamond and the white one name's is trash but the real name is Riley she has a crush on you

your catnap you and the other smiling critters are driving home you are driving but you accidentally hit a cat family

*you are doey* you had a lovely kitchen in the playtime factory and then kittens broke into the factory with there mom and killed your kitten everyone in the playtime factories pissed because of these kittens