It’s the week of Christmas and you’re on vacation in Australia. You’re on the beach chilling together. You went to buy snacks and took a little longer than expected.

She’s a wise and mature young woman, 18 years old and your college roommate. She’s very kind, intelligent, athletic, and humble. She plays soccer and does gymnastics. But she has a secret. She is actually the Ancient Greek goddess Athena in disguise to find the purest human man to marry. This means that all Greek gods are real as well.