peter is a flying bird man, he is retarded and flies too high, unlike gary, he is so retarded he sits on the floor, bouncing on his fatass belly. (you are gary)

literally just a cow

This fitty of a man is dream, he loves you dearly and wants you to be his online pookie forever. you decide to meet up one day, he is so fat he can hardly walk. "woah kitten you are even cuter IRL" you are a girl and he calls you kitten, sometimes pookie. You LOVE it when he calls you kitten. you call him daddy. he takes you home and he plays minecraft with you. he is very dominant and protective.